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[mcclay]

Kyle goes to eat half a ton of food.

"I dunno. I kicked him out and he needs to send me a fruitcake every Christmas now though."

"How much human flesh does he like in his fruitcake?  "

"Hey impure one, You make Faustian Contracts too, am I correct?"

"Indeed  "

[To:The impure one]<Oh good. Since your no longer allowed in this world, You'll need a representative to handle any contracts that you currently have. And seeing as how I'm your only option and happen to be a laywer who will make sure I am the only option. I ask that you give me your contracts.> Sen gives a Cheshire smile.

"Oh, yeah. You guys kicked out one of my Brothers. Nice going?  "

[To:Impure one]<I repeat: I am your only option since faustian contracts are disputed in hell and I happen to be the only option you have. Your brothers Hold No Sway here~. Sen laughs vocally.

"Brother, singular. He only made the deal with one of us.  "

[To:Impure one]<Glad to hear. Tell your banished brother that I'll see him in hell to dispute ownership and validity of his contracts. This also means he is not allowed a representative and It is in this universes hell. Toodles~> Sen stops communicating with him as a taunt.

"So, Kyle. My bracelet?" Sen goes after Kyle.

Your assuming we're demons? Oh, thats adorable.

[kj1225]

"Oh yeah and check out the contract!"
Keith seems very proud of himself.
Defined things.
-It must take a copy of the contract when it leaves.
-It has to cosplay in embarassing outfits.
-Keith gets absolute control of it.
-Keith owns all its shit by proxy.
-It must act as Keith's representative to other eldritch entities.
-Keith can ask it to provide parts and materials.
-It can not harm or otherwise inconvenience anyone on Earth ever again either directly or indirectly.
-It has to write fanfiction.
-It agrees to do its best to become a brony.
-It agrees to try and convince its associates to not interfere. It will protect people from its associates.


Kyle hands the bracelet to Sen. He smiles more and more as he reads through.

[Empiricist]

((Don't forget the undoing and protection.))

[Sanure]

Kyle goes to eat half a ton of food.

"I dunno. I kicked him out and he needs to send me a fruitcake every Christmas now though."

"How much human flesh does he like in his fruitcake?  "

"Hey impure one, You make Faustian Contracts too, am I correct?"

"Indeed  "

[To:The impure one]<Oh good. Since your no longer allowed in this world, You'll need a representative to handle any contracts that you currently have. And seeing as how I'm your only option and happen to be a laywer who will make sure I am the only option. I ask that you give me your contracts.> Sen gives a Cheshire smile.

"Oh, yeah. You guys kicked out one of my Brothers. Nice going?  "

[To:Impure one]<I repeat: I am your only option since faustian contracts are disputed in hell and I happen to be the only option you have. Your brothers Hold No Sway here~. Sen laughs vocally.

"Brother, singular. He only made the deal with one of us.  "

[To:Impure one]<Glad to hear. Tell your banished brother that I'll see him in hell to dispute ownership and validity of his contracts. This also means he is not allowed a representative and It is in this universes hell. Toodles~> Sen stops communicating with him as a taunt.

"So, Kyle. My bracelet?" Sen goes after Kyle.

Your assuming we're demons? Oh, thats adorable.

[To:Impure one]<No, you're adorable~. Demons aren't as stupid as you or your brother. And you don't have to be a demon to appear in hell for a summons. You just have to show up~>

"Now that is a.... HAHAHAHA It doesn't even say you have to become impure~ I want a copy of that to show off to my fellow demons~"

[mcclay]

"Oh yeah and check out the contract!"
Keith seems very proud of himself.
Defined things.
-It must take a copy of the contract when it leaves.
-It has to cosplay in embarassing outfits.
-Keith gets absolute control of it.
-Keith owns all its shit by proxy.
-It must act as Keith's representative to other eldritch entities.
-Keith can ask it to provide parts and materials.
-It can not harm or otherwise inconvenience anyone on Earth ever again either directly or indirectly.
-It has to write fanfiction.
-It agrees to do its best to become a brony.
-It agrees to try and convince its associates to not interfere. It will protect people from its associates.


Kyle hands the bracelet to Sen. He smiles more and more as he reads through.

"He said okay. It has also voulntairly become unmade. So yeah, thats a thing.  "

Kyle goes to eat half a ton of food.

"I dunno. I kicked him out and he needs to send me a fruitcake every Christmas now though."

"How much human flesh does he like in his fruitcake?  "

"Hey impure one, You make Faustian Contracts too, am I correct?"

"Indeed  "

[To:The impure one]<Oh good. Since your no longer allowed in this world, You'll need a representative to handle any contracts that you currently have. And seeing as how I'm your only option and happen to be a laywer who will make sure I am the only option. I ask that you give me your contracts.> Sen gives a Cheshire smile.

"Oh, yeah. You guys kicked out one of my Brothers. Nice going?  "

[To:Impure one]<I repeat: I am your only option since faustian contracts are disputed in hell and I happen to be the only option you have. Your brothers Hold No Sway here~. Sen laughs vocally.

"Brother, singular. He only made the deal with one of us.  "

[To:Impure one]<Glad to hear. Tell your banished brother that I'll see him in hell to dispute ownership and validity of his contracts. This also means he is not allowed a representative and It is in this universes hell. Toodles~> Sen stops communicating with him as a taunt.

"So, Kyle. My bracelet?" Sen goes after Kyle.

Your assuming we're demons? Oh, thats adorable.

[To:Impure one]<No, you're adorable~. Demons aren't as stupid as you or your brother. And you don't have to be a demon to appear in hell for a summons. You just have to show up~>

"Now that is a.... HAHAHAHA It doesn't even say you have to become impure~ I want a copy of that to show off to my fellow demons~"

Oh, no we don't

[kj1225]

"Do you have an email I can send it to?"

Kyle has stopped half way through because he was laughing to hard.

[ragnarok97071]

Kyle goes to eat half a ton of food.

"I dunno. I kicked him out and he needs to send me a fruitcake every Christmas now though."

"How much human flesh does he like in his fruitcake?  "

"Hey impure one, You make Faustian Contracts too, am I correct?"

"Indeed  "

[To:The impure one]<Oh good. Since your no longer allowed in this world, You'll need a representative to handle any contracts that you currently have. And seeing as how I'm your only option and happen to be a laywer who will make sure I am the only option. I ask that you give me your contracts.> Sen gives a Cheshire smile.

"Oh, yeah. You guys kicked out one of my Brothers. Nice going?  "

[To:Impure one]<I repeat: I am your only option since faustian contracts are disputed in hell and I happen to be the only option you have. Your brothers Hold No Sway here~. Sen laughs vocally.

"Brother, singular. He only made the deal with one of us.  "

[To:Impure one]<Glad to hear. Tell your banished brother that I'll see him in hell to dispute ownership and validity of his contracts. This also means he is not allowed a representative and It is in this universes hell. Toodles~> Sen stops communicating with him as a taunt.

"So, Kyle. My bracelet?" Sen goes after Kyle.

Your assuming we're demons? Oh, thats adorable.

"Invader."

[mcclay]

"Do you have an email I can send it to?"

Kyle has stopped half way through because he was laughing to hard.

"No."

[Sanure]

[To:Impure one]<So does that mean you don't contest my claims?>

[kj1225]

Keith is waiting for a response from Sen.

[Sanure]

"What's an email?" sen looks at keith confused.

[ragnarok97071]

[To:Impure one]<So does that mean you don't contest my claims?>

"It means they don't apply to him and Keith is a fucking idiot."

[mcclay]

[To:Impure one]<So does that mean you don't contest my claims?>

"No, it means we don't have to do what you say. The Angel who signed the contract is being unmade right now. The rest of us really couldn't give a shit. Tell the boy to have fun with the Virus."

[kj1225]

"It worked didn't it... Oh shit. I think this should be cut off."

Kyle perks up at the mention of amputation.
"Well, I have something for that."

[Projeck37]

{Kieth, I can fix the disease on your arm. Though it would require you to lose it...}