((Oh, go back to Japan and run things there. Not that I mind you running America's army.))
Aedan complete's his creation and uploads it to the mindlink.
This is the epic story of Kyle Johnsons quest to find the the holy Magic staff
One day, Aedan was walking home when...
...a stranger in the street said "Could i have your autograph?" "Please, sign my candel " said the rather attractive female stranger Aedan signed it, and handed it back
"Here's my autograph!" said Aedan
"To be honest, while I did want your autograph...i also..you see..i....i." the stranger hesitated! I need your help urgently! You must save us!!"
"what?howhu?"
"We need someone strong, and inteligent and mighty...you have been chosen!"
"Well, I always felt there was something strange about me...I never thought i would be assigned a mission like this!", He lied.
"You are the One!. Our high-tech DVDcase told us where you were."
"You must save us from Richard we dont have the power on our own"
"Very well,I suppose I'll help you"
Suddenly, Aedan was teleported into a underground lab.
"This is where we have set up our magic secret HQ HeadQuaters!
"Theres someone that wants me meet you..."
At that movement a door slid open with a funny sound...light shined from behind and a shadow stode there
"So..this is the one we are after?"
"He certainly looks as hansome as we heard"
Kyle Johnson walked out of the light!
"Peace be with you my friend"
Aedan was amazed!, always brillent modest, Aedan never dream of recieveing such a compliement from sexy Kyle Johnson.
"Thank you, its an honour to meet you"
"The honour is all mine"
"No time for that now!" said Conny. "We have work to do!"
(A/N this is more goth than usually but I really like it this way! You will too, because its AWESOME!)
It looked like Richard had saught Kyle Johnson out! Ever since Kyle Johnson's parents told him that he was in fact a half vampire (or a dhampire), he had feared being discovered by Richard especially after Kyle Johnson remembred the terrible secret of his past.
Conny looked with concerned at Kyle Johnson, "what is wrong Kyle Johnson?"
Kyle Johnson did not wait to answer her. He turned on one of his new found vampire powers and listened to Richard's commands.
Richard was commanding his lackeys to search Kyle Johnson out. After villain had harshly interrogatedand tortured and flayed their skin of their bones Richard had discovred the truth behind Kyle Johnson! And he told his henchmen that he had.
"I have discovered the secret behind Kyle Johnson's percentage" Richard told his henchmen.
His lackeys smiled wickedly and took their weapons and rushed into the shopping centre leaving behind a bloody trail of dead and mutilated bodies. They had no concern for any of the shops fortunately the colour of spilled blood matched the goth clothes so they could still be resold.
Kyle Johnson and Conny and Aedan faught like lions that were fighting among each other for the last scrap of meat and mannished to defacate most of the henchmen.
But then Richard stapped forwar and spoke: "I know your secret!"
Then Aedan said: "How do you know about Kyle Johnson being a half vampire (a/n: or dhampire, really!)?"
Richard laughed and said: "you just told me! But also, I read it on Kyle Johnson's facebook!"
Kyle Johnson gasped, he thaguht that he had posted it only for friends and not public! Kyle Johnson had to be careful with his privacy settings because thye keep changing all the time (a/n: urrrgh, so annoying!)
But Richard did nothing but launching. Richard then said: but that is not what I had discovered!"
Oh no! both Aedan and Conny gasped but Kyle Johnson could only think of. They did not know the truth. That Kyle Johnson was really rapped by Richard before Kyle Johnson even knew of Richard's name!
"I know that it was you many years ago who I raped before me and did everything that I had ever wanted to do with sucgh a fine small chuck like you!We went to the park, played videogames, watched cartoons! It was great! When I raped you by touching your hand, I am truely sorry...that was an accident I admit"
Oh no! gasped Conny and she felt really bad for Kyle Johnson because even though she knew that Kyle Johnson didn't love her and was really depressed, she really didn't expect this.
And Aedan was also shocked because he knew the Sen and HK-47 knew a great secret that he didn't know, he still didn't know it was going to be this kind of secret!
Kyle Johnson felt very depressed all the sudden. He lost the will to fight and dropped his weapon before Richard and villain laughed very loudly.
Richard then said: "I have you now under my omplete spell like I had that so long ago!"
(A/N I wanted a cliff hanger here but I'm sooooo excited to share the next but of story with you! Your going to love it so much you'll print it out and try to publish it (but not without my permission!)" )
Now, how to find him? We know he has a building, but theres so many!"
"Wait!", said Aedan.
"I have worked it out. Remember the secret note? Its a code to tell us the address! Look, see I solved it.
The solution was very clever, and it all made sense.
"Wow, I could have never worked that out, well done"
"Yes, well done indeed"
Aedan blushed, making him look hansome.
So they went to the base.
As they entered there was lots of gaurds.
So they swung back there trenchcoats and shot them all.
They steped over the dead bodys and made their way forwardpast the blood and guts they sprayed over the walls just moments beforeSen vometted in disgust.
"Ok, he is sure to be in the big room at the top " said HK-47 pressing the correct elivator button
The elivator went up a few floors. SUDDENLY there was a bang on the roof!
"down!" shouted Sen.
And they did. Which is just as well, because seconds later...
The hatch opened and lots of ninjas with tommy guns pirouetted down.
"oh god! What are we going to do!?" said Aedan
"We gota think fast" said HK-47.
"Ok"
"I know you dont like violence, Kyle Johnson, But you have to do this. Do it for me. please.." Said Aedan
Kyle Johnson thought about all the people he had murdered recently because of his fate.
"Ok, your right, I know we have to fight them" said Kyle Johnson who did a massive mighty super kirate kick just as the first soldier landed
but it missed!. Fortunatly Aedan was there to catch Kyle Johnson. And did a kick-arse ninja kick in return which knocked them unconscious.
"Nice work. But its not over yet! Look!"
more fell down, but they killed them all quickly.
Ding! They had reached their floor.
"So you have come" said a voice booming from the sky
A helicopter appeared above them.
Richard laughed at them
"Ha Ha Ha Ha"
"I could gun you all down from here, but I would rather do this...personal style."
He leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop
"Ready?" he said, still laughing.
Kyle Johnson removed his shirt and flexed his abs. "Yes. I am ready. "
With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing.
"I kill you dead"
Richard slapped Kyle Johnson in the mouth
Blood splashed onto the floor.
Kyle Johnson fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed Richard
"You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?"
"I had too, for all that is good and just in the world."
"Well now you will die. Goodbye."
Richard leaned over Kyle Johnson holding his gun.
"Quick Kyle Johnson use this!" said Aedan ,chucking a nearby carpet towards Kyle Johnson.
Kyle Johnson grabbed it and chucked it towards Richard hard, knocking him backwards....off the edge of the skyscrapper!
"Goodbye, Richard have a nice fall!"
"ARrrrrgggg"
SPLAT!
"We are safe now, he fell to certain doom."
Aedan and HK-47 got out from the toliet where they were crying in fear. "Thank you, you saved us all"
"Dont mention it."
So they left the tower and went home. They lived happily ever after and had lots of kids.
The End