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[GreatWyrmGold]

"Technically, she never asked. She said it might get annoying and stopped punching me, so I decided to stop screwing with her.

Seriously, you people take things too seriously. I try to be less serious and I get a punch and a nosebleed for all my troubles."

"This is real life. What, do you expect us to treat it like some kind of silly game?"

[kj1225]

"Yes."

[hihi2463]

<what is your name?>
[kyle]

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Technically, she never asked. She said it might get annoying and stopped punching me, so I decided to stop screwing with her.

Seriously, you people take things too seriously. I try to be less serious and I get a punch and a nosebleed for all my troubles."

"This is real life. What, do you expect us to treat it like some kind of silly game?"

"What do you expect, enemies around every corner? We may be heroes but we're not in Super City anymore, Will.

And since my mood's ruined, you can clean up the blood. I'll go somewhere where people actually appreciate a good illusion."
Albrecht walks out, irritated. Maria mind-sighs.
>Will, was that strictly necessary? Not taking sides here, but while I do think Albrecht needs to tone down his behaviour, throwing a metal object at his face seems quite over the top.<

[kj1225]

<Obviously his name is Commissar Snikerbottum and he's here to identify Xeno infiltrators.

Kyle blinks.
"That's so stupid I'm going agree with that."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

>Agreed, also, Aedan, quit trailing ectoplasm around my house. Mum doesn't like explaining to the cleaners why they have to clean up magical goo, and she has to pay them extra.

We're not THAT rich!<

[GreatWyrmGold]

As Albrecht leaves, Will adds, "'Good' usually implies creativity, you know!"

<What, you want to be bugged by him? Now leave me alone, I'm not in a good mood.>

[kj1225]

<Will you refer to Kyle as Commissar Snikerbottum if I stop?>

Kyle sighs at Aedan.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

>Excuse me, I have to keep you guys calm. I'd rather NOT have a bunch of superheroes fighting in my house, after all, Selina lives with me permanently for a reason.

Fine.<
Maria shuts Will off, exasperated. She takes a sip of her lemonade for a reason, and resolved to talk to Albrecht about it later.
>Fine.


He will be Commander Kyle-kun Snikerbuttum. Please, stop.<
She giggles.

[kj1225]

<No, no, no! The title must be Commissar or he won't be able to fight the Xeno threat as well.>

Kyle giggles because the title is actually pretty funny.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

>Alright.

So he's now COMMISSAR KYLE-KUN SNIKERBUTTUM, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM.<

[RangerCado]

Selina drifts off into the bracelet network to end up in someones head or something... shes a little bored and not sure what to do...

[IamanElfCollaborator]

She ends up in Izzy's...well, it's complicated.

She ends up in one of Izzy's robins, capable of controlling its body.

[Empiricist]

"Perhaps you should implement safety measures so that unauthorized users can't do that, Selina?"

[GreatWyrmGold]

>Alright.

So he's now COMMISSAR KYLE-KUN SNIKERBUTTUM, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM.<

<Congratulations. Kyle now sounds even stupider.>