...except due to their temperament, others are utterly convinced that they are a tsundere.
...Um,
"Tsundere" is a description of temperment. They'd be right.
-snipped setting stuff-
Neat, but...with that low of a reproductive rate, dragons should have gone extinct long ago.
Suddenly, a massive, oversized drop pod slams down in the front yard of the office, smashing a small daemon and two or three boxes of chocolate pudding! It slowly opens up, chocolate and core sticking its door for a moment, opening more than eight feet tall..
And then a two-foot tall girl with bright pink hair and light power armor steps out, hefting a bolter that's much too large for her.
"... Like, OMGE! I think I like... hit something?" She looks down at the goop, frowning.
...
...
Let's start with this: There are no female space marines.
Books are unpacked in ten seconds flat.
I'm imagining whats-her-face just dumping the books onto the floor and there's nothing you can do to convince me otherwise.
"Also why do you have a chibi-Sororitas?"
Since when do Sisters of Battle travel in drop pods? Especially ones clearly sized for space marines?
"DON'T BE SO FUCKING SHY ABOUT THAT FUCKING SHIT, EMPEROR ON THE FUCKING THRONE!"
Golden Throne, Angerus. Golden. The Fucking Throne is something completely different that I pray does not actually exist.
Also, I'm somewhat sad that Jac's text no longer looks like Void's. It means there's not an implied connection between the two, which kinda destroys the premise of a theory I was working on.
Sociopath.
I'ma assume you're not calling me that.
They have soft sides, they just got broken thanks to their mental disorder.
True, she has one, it's just weird and kinda shrivelled and tiny.
Like a little ugly-ass midget.
I don't like Hainawule, but her soft side isn't all shriveled.
Why was Nuriel exiled from hell anyways?
It wasn't ever defined. Presumably, she pissed off the wrong archdemon or something.
Also, how much of the twenty something pages was dicking around and how much was relevant?
Assume the typical ratios: The more you read, the less relevant it is.