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Total Members Voted: 23

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Yes.

[GreatWyrmGold]

So I gathered.

[Akroma]

I did explain that the further something is removed from humanoid anatomy, the harder trying to figure out where to stab becomes.


As far as body parts go, there is often parallels to go by, eyes being eyes, noses being noses, fingers being fingers, etc. it takes some planning and usualy multiple tries, and has a much higher chance of either having no effect, or side-effects, or simply an entirely different effect, at Elfs discretion, so I will leave rolls and the result of such rolls entirely up to him




but hey, the internet sais that their fur is impenetrable, and that their only weakspot is the inside of their mouth. That renders acupuncture pretty much a moot point, but nevertheless makes hainuwele either the best or the worst person to fight them, depending on how determined, and on how fire/poison breathing the enemy is


the esophagus leads right past the heart, you just gotta stab at from where the beating comes from when it is at it's loudest




and then hope it dies quick enough to leave time for an escape and a thorough bath later

[Akroma]

hmm, I have a plan that would suit Hainuweles disadvantages and advantages


somebody call the household for backup, I dont wanna meta myself just into a scene


there is just another weakness to manticores that is too good to pass up and just wittle them down in a battle of attrition

[GreatWyrmGold]

I did explain that the further something is removed from humanoid anatomy, the harder trying to figure out where to stab becomes.

And yet you tried to justify her also being good at acustabbing quadrupeds.

As far as body parts go, there is often parallels to go by, eyes being eyes, noses being noses, fingers being fingers, etc. it takes some planning and usualy multiple tries, and has a much higher chance of either having no effect, or side-effects, or simply an entirely different effect, at Elfs discretion, so I will leave rolls and the result of such rolls entirely up to him

The biggest problems are:
1. The body parts are connecting funny. Human head, leonine body which needs to be twisted on the inside for the wings to be more than ornamental, and a tail from the very not-vertebrate scorpion...I'm guessing the only way to find most meridians, especially ones that "should" be in the neck, back, or base of the tail (near the "connective" points of various creatures) would be trial-and-error.

but hey, the internet sais that their fur is impenetrable, and that their only weakspot is the inside of their mouth.

That explains why it was killed by putting hot lead down its throat.

the esophagus leads right past the heart, you just gotta stab at from where the beating comes from when it is at it's loudest

You have ten seconds or so from mouth to stomach. And you'll be pummeled by peristalsis. It ain't as easy as it sounds. And even if you hit, you'll probably end up in the stomach, and/or suffocating.

hmm, I have a plan that would suit Hainuweles disadvantages and advantages

somebody call the household for backup, I dont wanna meta myself just into a scene

1. Dude, we've been chatting about it mentally. If we haven't figured something out to connect you to the network, we've been doing something wrong.
2. How will she get there? The airspeed of a flying swallow, African or European, carrying a coconut or no, isn't exactly highway speeds.

[Akroma]

when i started the game, it was you who said I didn#t have any mind-talk yet. excuse me for assuming I could not simply ignore that




that being said, the airspeed of a trained combat pigdeon. has been mentioned in creation post

[GreatWyrmGold]

when i started the game, it was you who said I didn#t have any mind-talk yet. excuse me for assuming I could not simply ignore that

Yet. It's been days, and it's something that could have easily happened off-screen.

that being said, the airspeed of a trained combat pigdeon. has been mentioned in creation post

Where?

[Akroma]

" And thus, she leaves her homestead on the back of her trained and loyal combat pidgeon , Galda, in such for adventure and glory that will make her immortal in legends. Little does she now that the occasional human wandering into the land of the little folk do not usualy qualify as actually difficult opponents."

it has been mentioned several times in-game as well


anyway, for someone who called me out for "making stuff up on the spot", I find it odd that you would suggest I gain new and completely unrelated powers off-screen

[kj1225]

But what about an unladen swallow? Also Kyle has a combat mount.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Why would combat pigeons be capable of flying that much faster than normal pigeons?
1. If you'll notice, warhorses and racehorses don't have much in common as far as horse breeds go.
2. There isn't much you can do to make pigeons faster. Well, there is a lot, but it doesn't do much.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

But what about an unladen swallow? Also Kyle has a combat mount.

....fucking Kyle.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Why "Fluffy"? It sounds like the kind of thing a ditz would name his deadly untrained barely-tame pet.

Hainuwele still flies. Nice weather considering it's...what season again?

School just started so...um...does Australian school start in Autumn or August?

[kj1225]

Why "Fluffy"? It sounds like the kind of thing a ditz would name his deadly untrained barely-tame pet.

And what seems off about Kyle naming it Fluffy?

[ragnarok97071]

Why "Fluffy"? It sounds like the kind of thing a ditz would name his deadly untrained barely-tame pet.

...

Yeah, that's exactly what it is.

[Twi]

Because Kyle is silly? I don't think anyone needs you to tell us that.