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AngelxAlistair (Toy ship ahoy!)

2 (8.7%)

RichardxCyrielle (Yes, she's a side character. No, that does not make this any less cute.)

0 (0%)

MariaxSelinaxYurixNuriel (HAREM)

5 (21.7%)

RichardxCamille (The only couple who knew each other for longer than two months. Woo~)

1 (4.3%)

AshleyxConnyxNurielxBismuth (OPPOSING HAREM)

1 (4.3%)

LylexEveryone (An Uke and five Semes. Go figure.)

2 (8.7%)

AlistairxCatherine (Minako, eat your heart out.)

0 (0%)

MariaxSelina (The original, accept no substitutes.)

1 (4.3%)

LyleXRichard (Too much yuri, not enough yaoi.)

1 (4.3%)

IzzyxLucas (Because a normal tsundere is not enough.)

1 (4.3%)

WillxStella (*insert witty tagline here*)

2 (8.7%)

MariexEveryone (Marie, duh.)

2 (8.7%)

AshleyXRichard (Screw retcons, I want my OTP now!)

1 (4.3%)

MariaxMattxSelina (The original OT3. And who was Matt again?)

2 (8.7%)

Richard/CyriellexFourth Wall (Who didn't see this coming?)

2 (8.7%)

Total Members Voted: 23

[RangerCado]

Not only did I pass out, I passed out on my keyboard.
Damn it.:I

*GASP!* You okay?

[Twi]

I'm fine, but the skype chat is not. My skype pic was also a casualty.

[mcclay]

I'm fine, but the skype chat is not. My skype pic was also a casualty.

Oooooooooh, so that was what that was.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Angry at one of them, the other was doing her best and... who else?

"The other was doing her best." Exactly.
And there was Shys'm Caes, and I think another person or two.

He has stated multiple times he cares more about his friend then his life.

Which friend? The friend that threatened to kill Richard, who horribly humiliated Selina whenever she got control, and who only existed because God went too far in a game of mental Truth or Dare?

I'm fine, but the skype chat is not. My skype pic was also a casualty.

This sounds hilarious! I mean, "horrible"!

<Also I don't have a penis but that can wait."

"Why are boobs like, so fucking nice?"

"Polygons."

Keith snuggles Bethany into her boobs.

Like, shut up Pagan Dad.

"I died."

"Like, what."

"I was put on my God bed."

"I don't know. I want to kill criminals."

"Mhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm, you can be like, kinda dumb but your boobs are like,nice."

Keith goes to sleep smothering Bethany.

Bethany sleeps happily.

What. So much what.
I'm tempted to request a partial karma roll from Elf.

((Purposely trying to keep it out of NSFW Territory.))

It's uncomfortably close for me.
It sure ain't something I really want to read.

"Not much, Shut the fuck up yourself, you xenophobic cockgobbler, and I BUILT THIS SHIT." She gestures at the everything. "In order."

"NICE TO FUCKING MEET YOU! GO FUCKING SHOVE YOUR OWN FIST UP YOUR FUCKING DUSTY ASS COOCH AND RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING INTERNALS! AND DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE SINGLE FUCKING SHIT!?"

*casts gate*
*removes popcorn from Xantalos's infinite stash*
*munch munch*

((Basically, a serial killer starts murdering magical people, possibly only ones that misuse their power, but not exactly discriminately and it's NOT helping their reputation since everyone assumes he's magic too.))

Hm...
Well, question one is how s/he is going to be killing the stronger magical people.
Question two is what the hell is s/he doing near one of the most famous clusters of magical people in the world, strong enough to drive off the effing Layar?

"Haven't had nearly enough olives yet I guess..."

That olive would probably be about the size of a good-sized watermelon, proportionally. How many whole watermelons can you eat in a sitting?
Hai would have a somewhat larger appetite, but I'd be surprised if you could even eat one whole watermelon in a sitting, and even more surprised if you were willing to do so.

((Okay, i'm unsure of whats going on. Because it was never restated that Luna got re-hand cuffed to Will... And it wasn't retconned that she failed to escape... I can't really continue my retcon without figuring this out.))

Cyrielle did, in fact, re-cuff them shortly after Luna slipped out.
As disappointed as Will is with this, I'm glad.

"YOUR A FUCKING SPACE ELF CULTISTS OF SELINA! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT!"

Not an entirely unreasonable reaction.

"ALSO GO STICK A FUCKING TREE UP YOUR SHIT YOU FUCK!"

An entirely unreasonable reaction.

[Akroma]

when alcohol is involved, you will find that, similarly to desserts, there is always enough space




Also, she probably only nibbled off the alcohol-soaked outer shell and discarded the less-alcoholic rest

[GreatWyrmGold]

Alright, how many alcohol-soaked watermelon rinds can this metaphor sucks.

Hainuwele is so going to deny any of this happened once she sobbers up

If the evening goes as I envision, Will will do things he will never want to speak about again.
Think about it. That orange drink that I mentioned screwed with powers of various sorts? He's on his third glass. And Will's power...it helps remind him when he's about to do something stupid. He's used to "No warning signs" meaning "It's safe".

[mcclay]

Alright, how many alcohol-soaked watermelon rinds can this metaphor sucks.

Hainuwele is so going to deny any of this happened once she sobbers up

If the evening goes as I envision, Will will do things he will never want to speak about again.
Think about it. That orange drink that I mentioned screwed with powers of various sorts? He's on his third glass. And Will's power...it helps remind him when he's about to do something stupid. He's used to "No warning signs" meaning "It's safe".

Have him get in a fist fight with Angerus!

[ragnarok97071]

Gold, my answer to how and why is simple.  Spoilers~

[GreatWyrmGold]

Alright, how many alcohol-soaked watermelon rinds can this metaphor sucks.

Hainuwele is so going to deny any of this happened once she sobbers up

If the evening goes as I envision, Will will do things he will never want to speak about again.
Think about it. That orange drink that I mentioned screwed with powers of various sorts? He's on his third glass. And Will's power...it helps remind him when he's about to do something stupid. He's used to "No warning signs" meaning "It's safe".

Have him get in a fist fight with Angerus!

He's going to need to drink a lot more before that happens. Probably a greater amount than what it takes for him to pass out.

Gold, my answer to how and why is simple.  Spoilers~

Aw.

EDIT:

"WHAT THE FUCK EVEN ARE YOU! YOU'RE LIKE, THE SIZE OF MY FUCKING FINGERNAIL!"
Also: the angry, angry man is at least two heads taller than most people in the room.

Angerus is, what, 7.5-8 feet tall? That would make his fingernails still well under half an inch in length (unless he's growing them out so someone will notice their polish or something). Hai is four inches tall.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Bump so people might remember to use the OOC thread.

((because in a magical girl game, everyone wants to play a female char, but nobody actually wants to roleplay romance with a male char, which makes the entire homophobia-phobia sorta silly))

((Also, we have FOUR main males; Kyle, Albrecht, Richard and Will. All of them save Albrecht are taken.

Can we really consider Kyle "taken" when his harem always has room for more?

((So, I presume it only begins to apply when one is flat out drunk?))

((Worse.))

How much alcohol is in the orange drinks? I'm guessing there's a little, but I'm not sure.
Or is it my choice, since I made up the drink?

"Obviously the best answer. That it was your third choice just serves to show how much of a tail-beginner you are."

Hai, your supremacism is showing.

"Given enough care and maintenance, the mouse-model with give you years of enjoyment."

Just make sure to use it in moderation, or you could go blind.

Hataweme, another fingerling hero, actually high-fives Hainuwele as she calls Kyle a lecher.

You think we would have heard about Kyle standing up a fingerling hero.
(Serious note: How does he know Kyle? Does Fingerling Heaven have a TV?)

"Hmm, good idea actually"

Hainuwele goes around and collects the autographs of all deities associated with war on her needle. If anything, that would even make a needle bad-ass

There might not be enough space though, even if you write very very small.

War gods aren't known for their fine penmanship.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

No. That's more of a joke really. Feel free to ignore it.

[Akroma]

What else would you do in the afterlife, if you have an eternity ahead of you. soon you will have tried pretty much every activity at least once, so might as well watch earth-tv

[GreatWyrmGold]

If Kyle is really afraid of Loki, he just needs to remember that he gave birth to Slepneir.

Loki, not Kyle.

What else would you do in the afterlife, if you have an eternity ahead of you. soon you will have tried pretty much every activity at least once, so might as well watch earth-tv

There's a lot. Really, "Sit around and watch TV for eternity" sounds no better than doing any other one activity for eternity, and it ranks far below "surf the Web for eternity".

[Empiricist]

What else would you do in the afterlife, if you have an eternity ahead of you. soon you will have tried pretty much every activity at least once, so might as well watch earth-tv

Or exploit the fact that you can't die or get addicted to anything and thus take enough narcotics to overdose a living person and THEN watch television.

[Akroma]

maybe Hataweme has a thing for soap-operas and/or watching under-age magical girls all day doing who knows what. In either case, watching marias household might be a good waste of time