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[Empiricist]

Why did he even try? If memory serves, @Elf mentioned something about crushing tarot cards rather than capping yourself in the head.

[kj1225]

... That makes me want to replace all the evokers in this world with actual popguns.

*Emped
Because I probably missed that when I was gone.

[ragnarok97071]

Why did he even try? If memory serves, @Elf mentioned something about crushing tarot cards rather than capping yourself in the head.

Depends. For the TV one, that'd be correct. Which is what he has. The kind that manifested in the Dark Hour incident used the Evokers. Either method works, I guess, but the cards would technically be what's correct for Kyle, likely, and it'll be what Yuri uses if it goes through.

[kj1225]

So I found a fanfiction generator so I made Richard write a story at gun point.

Spoiler: This is probably the greatest thing (click to show/hide)

 
 
Once apon a time...
 


Summary:
I suck at writing summaries. Bsides the 'fic isn't that long!

Kyle Johnson was sitting behind his tv. He felt the tears well up in his eyes like a damb bursting. After their last adventure, Kyle Johnson found out just exactly how cruel people could be. How nasty and judging real humans actually were. Kyle Johnson stared at a picture of a tiger. A magnificent beast who would not hesitate to kill him ripping him limb from limb, but at least it would be quick. Not a overlong conspiracy of many years, just to be unleashed on him when he was at his weakest and darkest moment. When he needed his friends the most.

But there had been one lone ray of light in this whole ordeal. Kyle Johnson remembered fondly the day he discovered it. It was a tuesday morning he rememberanced. The memories surfaced before his mind's eye and took the most wonderful shapes. Before Kyle Johnson well knew it, a single tear welled up in his eyes and trickled down his cheek.
Because even when all his 'friends' betrayed him, there was one consistant factor in his life: Grandiose.

And Kyle Johnson knew that the rising aspirations between them could never become true, the feelings Kyle Johnson had for Grandiose were the only thing in this world that still felt true to him. No lies, just that single, deep sense and need for Grandiose.Their relationship would probably only ever be physical.

Alas, Kyle Johnson thought to himself hopelessly. Why must they battle? Why must Kyle Johnson be destined to annihilate Grandiose? Can he ever tell Grandiose how much Grandiose means to Kyle Johnson?

If only he could. Then all his pain would be over. No more betrayal. No more suffering under the laughter from Conny (who told him she loved him, only to stab him right inti the heart at valentines day!). No, only Grandiose and Kyle Johnson's true feelings for him.

A/N Lol this has all been so depressive lol! My next bit will be less dark!

A/N I got bord of writing the fanfic as it was so I decided to change things around. I hope u guys like it!!

She was as of yet the most radient creature in the whole wide world, Kyle Johnson believed her to be. As she faigjt the great evil Grandiose, her raspberry ripples bobbed up and down consistantly like someone making love in a car. She swipped sexlyat the Grandiose and was more than anything Kyle Johnson had seen before. Her beatiful feistful pressure shocked Grandiose's henchmen into copulating before her.

Sekaquaptéwa, take my sword! said Kyle Johnson, and give it to the greatness before us. She will need our legendary sword in order to defeat the great fearsomeGrandiose

And lo! Sekaquaptéwa did so and the maginificent great mysterious woman took the sword and stabbed Grandiose.

He was defeated. But was Grandiose? Because as Kyle Johnson ran towards the mysterious strange beauty of His draems and was about to share the greatest kiss He(and more) had ever given to someomne in the history of mankind, Grandiose rose up and fled!
And this is where the story ends...

It has come... to my attention... that "some" readers... don't like my art. They say that it's...it's all badly written and racist (I had a black classmate in my class once and he was really stupid lol) horrible violent (this is MATURE, DID"T U READ THE DISCLAIMER?!)and anatomicly impossible (whu cares?! It's FANTASY). That hurts me a lot. Really... a lot.
Do u know how long it takes me to write my stories? Do u think I like it being stuck at home with nothing to do but writing my soul into my art? My dog just died and people said harry potter sucked!

Writing is the only thing that makes me happy, but if that isn't good enough for u people, then I'm going to call it quits!
Yes, that's righr! I won't finish this story! You forced me into this HAPPY NOW?!!!!

I want to thank SexySnape34 and Sweetycorn for beta reading, but I... I... I... just can't take it anymore.

Goodbye crawl internet. I WON"T MISS U!!

[IamanElfCollaborator]

So I found a fanfiction generator so I made Richard write a story at gun point.

Spoiler: This is probably the greatest thing (click to show/hide)

 
 
Once apon a time...
 


Summary:
I suck at writing summaries. Bsides the 'fic isn't that long!

Kyle Johnson was sitting behind his tv. He felt the tears well up in his eyes like a damb bursting. After their last adventure, Kyle Johnson found out just exactly how cruel people could be. How nasty and judging real humans actually were. Kyle Johnson stared at a picture of a tiger. A magnificent beast who would not hesitate to kill him ripping him limb from limb, but at least it would be quick. Not a overlong conspiracy of many years, just to be unleashed on him when he was at his weakest and darkest moment. When he needed his friends the most.

But there had been one lone ray of light in this whole ordeal. Kyle Johnson remembered fondly the day he discovered it. It was a tuesday morning he rememberanced. The memories surfaced before his mind's eye and took the most wonderful shapes. Before Kyle Johnson well knew it, a single tear welled up in his eyes and trickled down his cheek.
Because even when all his 'friends' betrayed him, there was one consistant factor in his life: Grandiose.

And Kyle Johnson knew that the rising aspirations between them could never become true, the feelings Kyle Johnson had for Grandiose were the only thing in this world that still felt true to him. No lies, just that single, deep sense and need for Grandiose.Their relationship would probably only ever be physical.

Alas, Kyle Johnson thought to himself hopelessly. Why must they battle? Why must Kyle Johnson be destined to annihilate Grandiose? Can he ever tell Grandiose how much Grandiose means to Kyle Johnson?

If only he could. Then all his pain would be over. No more betrayal. No more suffering under the laughter from Conny (who told him she loved him, only to stab him right inti the heart at valentines day!). No, only Grandiose and Kyle Johnson's true feelings for him.

A/N Lol this has all been so depressive lol! My next bit will be less dark!

A/N I got bord of writing the fanfic as it was so I decided to change things around. I hope u guys like it!!

She was as of yet the most radient creature in the whole wide world, Kyle Johnson believed her to be. As she faigjt the great evil Grandiose, her raspberry ripples bobbed up and down consistantly like someone making love in a car. She swipped sexlyat the Grandiose and was more than anything Kyle Johnson had seen before. Her beatiful feistful pressure shocked Grandiose's henchmen into copulating before her.

Sekaquaptéwa, take my sword! said Kyle Johnson, and give it to the greatness before us. She will need our legendary sword in order to defeat the great fearsomeGrandiose

And lo! Sekaquaptéwa did so and the maginificent great mysterious woman took the sword and stabbed Grandiose.

He was defeated. But was Grandiose? Because as Kyle Johnson ran towards the mysterious strange beauty of His draems and was about to share the greatest kiss He(and more) had ever given to someomne in the history of mankind, Grandiose rose up and fled!
And this is where the story ends...

It has come... to my attention... that "some" readers... don't like my art. They say that it's...it's all badly written and racist (I had a black classmate in my class once and he was really stupid lol) horrible violent (this is MATURE, DID"T U READ THE DISCLAIMER?!)and anatomicly impossible (whu cares?! It's FANTASY). That hurts me a lot. Really... a lot.
Do u know how long it takes me to write my stories? Do u think I like it being stuck at home with nothing to do but writing my soul into my art? My dog just died and people said harry potter sucked!

Writing is the only thing that makes me happy, but if that isn't good enough for u people, then I'm going to call it quits!
Yes, that's righr! I won't finish this story! You forced me into this HAPPY NOW?!!!!

I want to thank SexySnape34 and Sweetycorn for beta reading, but I... I... I... just can't take it anymore.

Goodbye crawl internet. I WON"T MISS U!!

You mean you somehow managed to force him without him stabbing you in the gut with Durandal?

[kj1225]

Yes. That is what I did.

But seriously this thing is great.

[kj1225]

To offset the sadness of canon Kyle I have made a fanfiction from the point of view of Richard if he was a stereotypical fanfiction writer and Kyle was his favorite character in his favorite book series.

Spoiler: I love fanfiction (click to show/hide)

 
 
Once apon a time...
 

Once upon a time, after my great adventures, I was wondering what to do that week. I had picked up my life from where I left it and wanted to make something from it.He wanted to make my father proud. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on my doorstep. She was hiden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair fluished down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes! I thought I remembered seeing her in my dreams the past couple of weeks, almost as if it was a premonition
"You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman.
"What do you mean?" I said.
"You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a bad radio transmission.
"I still don't understand you?" I said.
"Here, take this," she said and gave I an rolled up paper.
"Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!"
And with that she disappeared before my eyes!

I was confused but thought that I had to do something. But rather than going to my parents or guardian, I decided to show it to HK-47.
"Oh no," said HK-47, "you must forget about this!"
"Why?" I enquired,  "what do you know?!"
"I... I can't tell you. My dear Kyle Johnson, I didn't think it would be this soon!"
"What?!" I yelled, "are you keeping things away from me?!"
"It's .... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said HK-47 and before I could do anything, HK-47 had escaped my grasp.
"No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!"
I was feeling depressed. One of my best friends abandoned and betrayed me. It hurt.I cut himself to make the pain go away, but it only helped a bit. So I wanted to find Conny. After their adventure, I and Conny had been spending a lot of time together. I kind of started to like her.
So I went to Conny and told the whole story. She listened to me without saying a single word.
Then she said: "WTFOMMGBBQ, this is,like, serious!!!"
And I said: I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!"
Conny sighed and said: "You have always been special, I and not just to me."
"How do you know that?"
Conny looked at the Star Of David that I had received and said: "it kind of looks like the Magic staff, doesn't it?"
"When I squint my eyes, my god you're right!"
"Whatever it is, I can recognise it quite well. And I think," Conny said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you.
"Inside? Like my heart?"
"No, don't be silly, like a mamory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now HK-47 doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!"
Conny's logic was flawless. So I had to try it!

So I concentrated on the object. immeditately <I> felt drawn into it. It stated ouit as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a dog|a cat|some girls yayas|a braciole in the distance.
But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the vail layer of unclairity.

And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was Grandiose! In hell...

I was confused. I didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the fires of a bonfire and the centre of the earth.

Fortunately HK-47 worked at a newspaper nowadays and he used the archieve of the newspaper to find out home turf of Grandiose's thugs.
Their search led to a lesbian night club in the darkiest and stormiest part of Northsdale. I was a little hesitant to go. It was rather scary and it was dark and stomy in that secting of Northsdale. But the courage in me was greater than my fear because with my Windy things I should be able to accomplish anything, right, I thought to myself.
And HK-47 would join me.

So not to fall out of fashion we both stripped and donned their most gothyest clothing. I had to admit that HK-47 looked kind of sexy in that outfit of his. But I didn't dare to comment on that (I had only just discovered I am bi, and I was a little angxious over that. I wans't sure if my othre friends would accept that!.
I instead poored down my soul into my make-up. I bore gorgeous magenta finger nails with black streaking strips and gave HK-47 matching treatment. HK-47 gorgeous eyes met mine and for a moment we were both swimming in a pool made of a incandesent combination of their eyes colours. It was romance we knew, but we didn't know whether it was a forbidden one or not!

Oh hell, Grandiose could wait. Now I looked upon HK-47 with lust filling my wing dang doodle . Grandiose could be taking over the world for what I cared, now it should be all about me and HK-47.

But little did I know that in fact HK-47 had been lusting after me as well! With force and lust HK-47 threw me onto the telephone booth  and thrusted himself right into me. I moaned. We came. Then we went off and defeated Grandiose.
So we snuck into the Grandiose's lair. It was dark and there were horrofic things on the walls like drawings of skulls and suffering people who were beaing tortured in oil and bombarded with multipronged lances.
Through the dark and dank corridors of the lair's dungeons we went with outmost silence and skill. We sneaked past all the guards who had been turned into horrible demons by Grandiose's new invention. And this would also happen to the whole world if they wouldn't be able to steal the Magic staff from Grandiose's hands!
They went down the corridors and up the large majestic stairways made of bones and diamonds sprinkled with saffron.. One of the corridors led towards a great hall where in the middle of the hall stood a pedestaldripping in blood and guts and kidneys (and other organs) with a treassure chest on top and on that a red velvet pillow upon which laid a white silk finely woven cloth. And on that laid the Magic staff.

I knew that I had to use all of the Windy things (which I learned from Kyle Johnson) to get the Magic staff but it would endanger them all if he didnt keep his cool. Conny inhaled firmly and wondered if I could pull it off. HK-47 stood ready with his weapon in his hand and Connys boobies in the other. I concentrated firmly and then carefully but powerfully unleashed my Windy things. 

It worked! Kyle Johnson was amazed at my skill! The protections around the Magic staff disintegrated like snow before the plower. It was amazing how my's use of Windy things was effective against Grandiose's  powers.
Unfortunately for our fearless home boys, it wasn't enough

"Stop!" growled a evil voice. Everyone slowly spun around to face the entrance of the hall where the voice came from.
It was Grandiose! And he looked even less humane as before. He had used the power of the Magic staff to transform into a ghastly corpse of a monster.
"Ha! Are you surprised by my new looks?" He said. "It is amazing! The powers I have now are beyond your comprehension!"
"My comprehension is really good," I retorted and Kyle Johnson and friends looked proud.
"Hahaha of course yours is. But are you able to comprehend the future of this world? I bet you aren't that smart after all. I will rule the world now, you see and there is nothing you can do to stop me! Even when Kyle Johnson taught you evreything he knows!"
"But," said Grandiose with a lower tone, "even though you are not as smart as I am, you are surprisingly capable so I wish to make this offer: join me and we can rule this world together!"
"No" said Kyle Johnson!
"Think about it, you can now still save your friends! Make them stop mutate ebefore I release my powers!"
I saw Kyle Johnson becoming frightened. I knew he wanted to keep Conny, Richard, Sen and HK-47 alive for sex but I could not get Grandiose get away with it! But then I remembered: Grandiose no longer had the Magic staff! He was powerless!
But as if Grandiose could read my mind, Grandiose spoke: "Oh and your scheme to steal the Magic staff? I no longer need it! I have gained all the power from it that I need in order to mutate everyone in the whole world! But not that you even considered going against me, I will destroy you. Such a shame, we could be such good...friends." (A/N by which he means banging budies)
"Richard would never be friends with you!" said Sen
I thought she was right, but then again, Grandiose did look mighty sexy.
"It is too late now anyway, said Grandiose, my plan is active now and I will give you the best place to enjoy it: from your prison cell!"
Grandiose laughed and said to his guards: "lead them to my sex dungeon where you will suffer for all eternity in agony and pleasure.

But I had not forgotten Kyle Johnson's Windy things. With the speed and might that I learned from his previous adventures, he jumped and unleashed the Windy things.
Grandiose had not expected that. He thought he had trapped me and my friends and managed to demoralise them so much they would not resist.
"Nooos!" Grandiose said. His guards did not know what to do. Their leader was too weak against this onslaught. What could they do against that sort of might? So they all fled!
"Argh, noooo!" Grandiose extrapolated, "I was soo close to ultimate power!"
Seeing my succesfully attack Grandiose, Kyle Johnson, Sen and Richard also attacked Grandiose!

"Arigh, no, noooo!"
"I will unleash my final power!" Grandiose said and raised his arms to the sky and started hissing an evil curse.
But Kyle Johnson was too quick. He ran towards Grandiose and hit Grandiose in the tummy. He was knocked out instantly. Everyone was happy and everyone was cheering for Kyle Johnson who had avoided the apocalypse! Kyle Johnson thanked me for my inspiration and actions. And now we all went home and wait until our next adventure!

[kj1225]

Since it seems that I'm fine for the night I will mention I updated the TvTropes page some this morning if anyone wants to make sure I didn't mess up.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((The lack of posts from GWG make me think he has irons in the fire. I don't like it...))

Irons in the fire? Nah, just family members finally leaving from Christmas break tomorrow.
Also, what did you mean by "irons in the fire"?

... honestly she still doesn't open her eyes much... not used to it.

Which reminds me. Does she still have magic after her source thereof being removed?

And so they walk about over a mile to Ashley's apartment.

One can fly. One can teleport. Why are they walking?

((I'm just surprised no one has really noticed the personality change Sen went through.

No one noticed when Will suddenly became more violent and short-tempered. You evidently need to be obvious. Maybe have him start dressing in red or something.

((Night elf!))

Where?

((I could word that better yeah... They're basically the SCP foundation without all the failure to contain monsters and deaths.))

((... Given how the SCP foundation treats D-Class and essentially everything under their charge, hostile or benign... STILL not much faith in them.))

To be fair, pretty much everything under their containment is either nonsentient, hostile, highly dangerous, or some combination of the three. And they treat the sentients as well as containment procedures allow, which is more often than not a decent room with reasonable requests met.

"Um... d-d-did you w-w-w-w-want to... t-to do anything... um... e-e-e-e-else...?" Selina looks very embarrassed as Yuri is sent another fade to black worthy image without Selina's knowledge.

Again? She needs to get that looked at.

They're currently also looking for Amy Hart to bring her to justice and then hang her head on a pike outside the Main HQ for her crimes against living beings.))

Interesting. I've decided how to start a long-planned arc.

Conny grins and proceeds to fade to black for the next few hours or so.

((... Conny, are you sure you're a pixie and not a nymph? ))

Obviously, she's an expression of Selina's subconscious.

In Richard's case, his Personas are actually individually weaker than Kyle's or Yuri's.))

Does he have a greater variety, making him like the protagonist of the Persona games and Kyle and Yuri just supporting characters?

((Wow, Mount and blade can really eat your time))

I've been there. My time on New Year's Day and yesterday morning was devoured by Civilization V. The only reason I wasn't going "Just one more turn!" is that I hadn't realized how many turns I had done...

Anyways, anyone want to check the news?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Yes. Regrettably.))

[RangerCado]

Yuri still has her magic because Selina left a... for lack of a better term, ethereal umbilical cord? (Ew...) connected between them so they still have that with them.

...What happened in the news? I'm out and about currently...

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Yes. Regrettably.))

Yes to what?

...What happened in the news? I'm out and about currently...

Someone check it. Basically...a bunch of stuff.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

He does have multiple. Yes, I understand that makes him Sue-ish. Yes, I'm nerfing it.

[RangerCado]

Just checked a website... Holy cow... This is not a good start to the new year...

[Xantalos]

What?