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AngelxAlistair (Toy ship ahoy!)

2 (8.7%)

RichardxCyrielle (Yes, she's a side character. No, that does not make this any less cute.)

0 (0%)

MariaxSelinaxYurixNuriel (HAREM)

5 (21.7%)

RichardxCamille (The only couple who knew each other for longer than two months. Woo~)

1 (4.3%)

AshleyxConnyxNurielxBismuth (OPPOSING HAREM)

1 (4.3%)

LylexEveryone (An Uke and five Semes. Go figure.)

2 (8.7%)

AlistairxCatherine (Minako, eat your heart out.)

0 (0%)

MariaxSelina (The original, accept no substitutes.)

1 (4.3%)

LyleXRichard (Too much yuri, not enough yaoi.)

1 (4.3%)

IzzyxLucas (Because a normal tsundere is not enough.)

1 (4.3%)

WillxStella (*insert witty tagline here*)

2 (8.7%)

MariexEveryone (Marie, duh.)

2 (8.7%)

AshleyXRichard (Screw retcons, I want my OTP now!)

1 (4.3%)

MariaxMattxSelina (The original OT3. And who was Matt again?)

2 (8.7%)

Richard/CyriellexFourth Wall (Who didn't see this coming?)

2 (8.7%)

Total Members Voted: 23

[Empiricist]

Those are hardly dark considering the earlier discussion on Kyle's future bacterial-and-viral colony child.

[kj1225]

Dude. Bacteria is fine but spam bots? Gives me the willies. All over. Like on my everything.

[Empiricist]

It might help out with the matter of Ester's father by spamming his email.

...and by "help out" I mean "do something pertaining to, but with little to no logical relations to that will at best be entirely impertinent and at worst further aggravate"

[kj1225]

Or they can spam those two magic warlords. Or you know, kill them before they become a plot point.

[Empiricist]

Well, Cyrielle has no summon magic at all. Really, all they're be able to do is repeatedly call them and flood their email.

[kj1225]

Which would actually be really useful considering that could shut down almost all their coms.

[Empiricist]

They must be really incompetent warlords if they somehow linked their communications system to their mobile/email.

[kj1225]

They're magic people. They aren't supposed to be practical or smart.

[Empiricist]

They'd have to have a degree of technical knowledge to wire all of those systems to their fucking email.

[kj1225]

Maybe we can still use that giant robot idea...

[Empiricist]

What? Get 66 legions to coordinate its control remotely using 356,400 copies of a program?

[kj1225]

... Oh my god we could do that and then call the robot Legion. And we would know that that platform has a soul.

[Empiricist]

Well no, not really. It's 66 Legions, not one Legion.

[kj1225]

I don't care! Shove them in the robot so we can use it as an APC for them.

[Empiricist]

As stated, Cyrielle can't summon her demons. She can order them around, but even then she's probably more likely to just ask them to run a spambot on their computers. You could try somehow making the machine operate as a complex system of mutually interfering spam with the assistance of magic and then name it MagiNet.