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[Akroma]

that btw is the problem of the current system you are using. The damage that is done is too low in relation to normal healthpools. Like this a) even people with only 5 in endurance can, just by the luck of dice, shrug off most attacks almost entirely and b) those who already have a TON of health tue to high endurance also take much less damage, effectively doubling, if not trippling their health. It's unbalanced in the sense that combat takes *way* too long

[Sanure]

Tis what you suggested I might mention

[Empiricist]

How about we just summon everything? The enemies will scale accordingly so that the plot isn't entirely derailed and then we can see how much collateral damage the crossfire does?

[Sanure]

I will instantly Gm Fiat that Emp. no PCs will die during the commencing of this plot. Except for like 1, and that will only be because the other players screwed up somewhere.

[Empiricist]

I never said anything about player death, I just want to see how much of the continent remains in a fight between the legions of hell and the four horsepersons with scaling enemies. You can probably safely ignore my comments for now

[Sanure]

Not much would be left.

[Empiricist]

I feel obligated to think of a way to relocate the fight to another planet and escalate it in order to mine for minerals.

[Sanure]

Prosperity to Earth?

[Empiricist]

How heavy is ICARUS?

[Empiricist]

We could compare her kinetic energy to the kinetic energy of Alucard's shot to create a ratio of the two and apply it to the latter's raw damage to determine the raw damage of the former.

Assuming ICARUS is traveling just above the speed of sound at 341 ms^-1 and weighs as much as ASIMO (54 kg) and that Alucard's armor piercing pistol round delivered as much energy as the muzzle energy of a 5.56 × 45 mm rifle round...
E_k-ICARUS = ¹/₂(54)(341)²
E_k-ICARUS = 3139597 joules
E_{k-5.56 × 45 mm} = 1796 joules
E_k-ICARUS ÷ E_{k-.45 ACP} = 1748 (to nearest integer)
ICARUS would be dealing a raw damage before defense application of approximately 1748 times that of Alucard's shot. Of course, this is a heavily simplified scenario. Let's assume my calculations overstate it then. That say, they were five times as high.
1748 ÷ 5 = 349.6
Well, that's still 34960% the raw damage of Alucard's shot... so I'd say according to that, Luthar's voicebox, throat, neck and body as a whole are fucked. Proper fucked.

So, I guess we shouldn't use that to calculate it after all...

[Sanure]

My....Head....hurts....

[Empiricist]

In short: either ignore realism, or...

[Sanure]

Lol. Jason Statham expy needs to happen.

[Empiricist]

Look, I know I made a lot of assumptions and @GWG will probably correct me when he gets back on, but I'm pretty sure that getting hit by a human-size piece of supersonic metal isn't very survivable if we use realism. Please note, that only factored in the speed boost. It was getting hit by a human-size piece of supersonic metal, not, getting kicked with superhuman force by a human-size piece of supersonic metal.

So in short, fuck realism.

[Sanure]

Nah, I've already said fuck off to Realism on some of the boss type characters the group will be facing. For example,

Spoiler: Read if you don't care for spoilers (click to show/hide)

Arthur Dramon carries around a demon slaying sword called Serpentia. Not only does it deal double Holy damage, but also inflicts a poison status on a player that does 100 damage over 5 turns and Paralyzes them for 3 turns after the poison wears off. He also always goes first in the turn order due to his extreme speed ability and each turn he heals 1d100 HP. Factoing in his powerful arias, one of which nulls Magic usage, and his abilities to still attack, makes him all kinds of fuck reality.

Note: Arthur is second to last boss and is completely avoidable. If lucky, he can even help you with the final boss. Go figure ((Has no life and I have planned everything out...))