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[BFEL]

Bastard.
Smack Dasis with crossbow
Click heels together three times to go home

[JackoftheBox]

Apparently Isaac wasn't destined to find those kobolds.

Separate from party, start a new one called 'Minions of the Legion' and find adventure on the Ethereal Realm.

[Dorsidwarf]

Dodge using rogue-powers.


I dont want the cloak any more

[BFEL]

Dodge using rogue-powers.


I dont want the cloak any more

Take Cloak before heel-clicking

[Cheesecake]

Raistlin|wolfchild|FaceBusters:

Cast a weaker ice spell in a circle, its designed to freeze rather than do damage

[3]

You cast a weak ice spell, which gives minor freezing and minimal damage over time.
Marshal|BFEL|FaceBusters:

Bastard.
Smack Dasis with crossbow
Click heels together three times to go home

Dodge using rogue-powers.


I dont want the cloak any more

Take Cloak before heel-clicking

[1]
[Screw it. You ninja'd me. Oh well.]

You completely miss Dasis and fall on the ground. You try clicking your heels but you've twisted your ankles when you fell. [1 damage] You take the cloak. [Gained Astral Hide of Cold]
Isaac|JackoftheBox|FaceBusters:

Apparently Isaac wasn't destined to find those kobolds.

Separate from party, start a new one called 'Minions of the Legion' and find adventure on the Ethereal Realm.

[6]

You found not a party, but a guild. A great guild. The Minions of the Legion. People flock to you in hopes that you will solve their plight and you are entrusted with ridding the Ethereal Realm of the vile Astral invaders. [Joined Guild: Minions of the Legion]

[1]

There is not a lot of action in the Ethereal Realm.
Pawnchy|Xantalos|Boss:

GO OUT THE ASTRAL PLANE
EXIT VIA DEPARTURES AND TAKE A TAXI TO THE PRIME MATERIAL
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING

[6]

You leave the Astral Plane, but the gods whisk you away to their beautiful fields of Heaven. They introduce themselves to you, and reveal that you are the Primal Immaterial. The ancient godslayer. They task you with killing them, and renewing the cycle. Can you defeat the gods, Pawnchy?

Will you take up on this task?
Dasis|Dorsidwarf|FaceBusters:

Dodge using rogue-powers.


I dont want the cloak any more

[5]

You dodge Marshal and he falls on the ground. You toss him the cloak.
T. Mage|GreatWyrmGold|None:

You do nothing.

FIGHT!

[6-4] Many kobolds are given the cold from the ice circle, and the human disease that the kobolds did not know about die one by one from the alien disease. Congrats.

Spoiler: Raistlin (click to show/hide)

Player: wolfchild
Party: FaceBusters
Class: Magi

Inventory:
Robes
Tusk Wand [Magi Weapon. +1 to Astral Spells. -1 to Ethereal Spells. Spells take 1 less SP.]

Spells:
Ice Bolt [Freezes enemy on a 6] [Causes 1d6 damage per round]
Shatter [Deals 2d6 damage to frozen enemies]

Status:
HP: 9/10 [+5]
SP: 3/5
EXP: 100/150

Spoiler: Marshal (click to show/hide)

Player: BFEL
Party: FaceBusters
Class: Ranger

Inventory:
Crossbow
10 bolts
Astral Hide of Cold [Ranger armor. +1 defense to cold. -1 defence to heat.]

Skills:
Eternal Life [No need to eat, drink, or sleep. +5 HP. Must drink innocent blood once a week.]
Lazor Bolt [Astral Spell that does not require SP, but takes an extremely long (5 turns) time to reform.]

Status:
HP: 13/15
SP: 0/0
EXP: 100/150

Spoiler: Isaac (click to show/hide)

Player: JackoftheBox
Party: Minions of the Legion
Class: Warrior Guild-Master

Inventory:
Sword

Skills:
I am Legion [Gained x4 extra lives! Chance for them to take over you for a while to gain bonus skills!]

Status:
HP: 15/15 [X4]
SP: 0/0
EXP: 50/150

Spoiler: Pawnchy (click to show/hide)

Player: Xantalos
Party: Boss
Class: Warrior

Inventory:
The Frozen Tusk [+1 to all sword fighting. Chance to freeze or mind control]

Skills:
Mental Domination [All rolls against enemies that land a 6 mentally control it for 2 rounds!]

Status:
HP: 14/15
SP: 0/0
EXP: 100/150

Spoiler: Dasis (click to show/hide)

Player: Dorsidwarf
Party: FaceBusters
Class: Rogue

Inventory:
Sword
Astral Rock of Infiniteness [Rock that can be used over and over. Does no damage to Ethereal Creatures. Used one at a time.]

Skills:
Disarm [Disarm a trap]

Status:
HP: 10/10
SP: 0/0
EXP: 100/150

Spoiler: T. Mage (click to show/hide)

Player: T. Mage
Party: None
Class: Magi

Spells:
Ice Bolt [Freezes enemy on a 6] [Causes 1d6 damage per round]

Status:
HP: 10/10
SP: 5/5
EXP: 0/150

[wolfchild]

Remember what I was supposed to be doing

[Xantalos]

FUCK YES
...
I'll be gone for 10 days, but here we go.
Use awesome Primal Immaterial powers to kill all the gods at once!

[JackoftheBox]

With my newly entrusted responsibilities, start the great quest of ridding my new home of Astral Invaders.

[BFEL]

Use Cloaks astral powers to get out of dead space.

[Cheesecake]

Raistlin|wolfchild|FaceBusters:

Remember what I was supposed to be doing

[6]

You remember EVERYTHING. All that is, was, and will be. [Gained Omniscience]
Marshal|BFEL|FaceBusters:

Use Cloaks astral powers to get out of dead space.

[6]

The cloak gives you the ability to jump between Mortal, Ethereal and Astral Planes.
Isaac|JackoftheBox|FaceBusters:

With my newly entrusted responsibilities, start the great quest of ridding my new home of Astral Invaders.

[1]

You accidentally bring forth many more Astral Beasts by your transdimensional jumping. [1] The Ethereals are really pissed off.
Pawnchy|Xantalos|Boss:

FUCK YES
...
I'll be gone for 10 days, but here we go.
Use awesome Primal Immaterial powers to kill all the gods at once!

[6-1]
[Oh, shiz.]

Pawnchy single-handedly kills the multiversal pantheon, absorbing all of their power simultaneously. God dammit. Pawnchy has transcended BEYOND godhood. [Thank goodness you'll be gone for 10 days]
Dasis|Dorsidwarf|FaceBusters:

T. Mage|GreatWyrmGold|None:

FIGHT!

The kobolds attempt to kill Raistlin for giving them the Black Plague sniffles. [5-4+2] However, Raistlin's overpowered omniscience causes her to know when and where to block the strike.

Spoiler: Raistlin (click to show/hide)

Player: wolfchild
Party: FaceBusters
Class: Magi

Inventory:
Robes
Tusk Wand [Magi Weapon. +1 to Astral Spells. -1 to Ethereal Spells. Spells take 1 less SP.]

Spells:
Ice Bolt [Freezes enemy on a 6] [Causes 1d6 damage per round]
Shatter [Deals 2d6 damage to frozen enemies]
Omniscience [Any roll not including 1 and 6 gains a +1]

Status:
HP: 9/10 [+5]
SP: 3/5
EXP: 100/150

Spoiler: Marshal (click to show/hide)

Player: BFEL
Party: FaceBusters
Class: Ranger

Inventory:
Crossbow
10 bolts
Astral Hide of Cold [Ranger armor. +1 defense to cold. -1 defence to heat.] [Jump between dimensions]

Skills:
Eternal Life [No need to eat, drink, or sleep. +5 HP. Must drink innocent blood once a week.]
Lazor Bolt [Astral Spell that does not require SP, but takes an extremely long (5 turns) time to reform.]

Status:
HP: 13/15
SP: 0/0
EXP: 100/150

Spoiler: Isaac (click to show/hide)

Player: JackoftheBox
Party: Minions of the Legion
Class: Warrior Guild-Master

Inventory:
Sword

Skills:
I am Legion [Gained x4 extra lives! Chance for them to take over you for a while to gain bonus skills!]

Status:
HP: 15/15 [X4]
SP: 0/0
EXP: 50/150

Spoiler: Pawnchy (click to show/hide)

Player: Xantalos
Party: Unnamed Pantheon
Class: Overgod

Inventory:
The Frozen Tusk [+1 to all sword fighting. Chance to freeze or mind control]

Skills:
Mental Domination [All rolls against enemies that land a 6 mentally control it for 2 rounds!]
Godliness [Well, fukk]

Status:
HP: 100/100
SP: 0/0
EXP: 100/150

Spoiler: Dasis (click to show/hide)

Player: Dorsidwarf
Party: FaceBusters
Class: Rogue

Inventory:
Sword
Astral Rock of Infiniteness [Rock that can be used over and over. Does no damage to Ethereal Creatures. Used one at a time.]

Skills:
Disarm [Disarm a trap]

Status:
HP: 10/10
SP: 0/0
EXP: 100/150

Spoiler: T. Mage (click to show/hide)

Player: T. Mage
Party: None
Class: Magi

Spells:
Ice Bolt [Freezes enemy on a 6] [Causes 1d6 damage per round]

Status:
HP: 10/10
SP: 5/5
EXP: 0/150

Spoiler: GM Note (click to show/hide)

Xantalos. Why? I...I thought you were my friend. Anyways, name your pantheon and give your first godly action.

Another note: How are you guys enjoying this? Not including the ridiculously overpowered rolls and general randomness.

[wolfchild]

I am liking this, and oh well I guess Raistlin is getting a sex change so heshe gets the rigth pronoun from you

Raistlin: suddenly be female

Remember (Omniscience FUCK YEA) A frost nova spell, Cast

[Dorsidwarf]

Stab the plane I am standing in so hard i tear a hole back to the rest of the party.

[BFEL]

Stab the plane I am standing in so hard i tear a hole back to the rest of the party.

Dude, calm down, I can just use my cloak to get us out Chill man, chill

Take Dorsid with me to the Mortal Plane, then find an innocent to suck dry.

Hey, I'm a bloodsucker who can for all intents and purposes disappear into thin air. I think I am become teh boogeyman now
Also I seem to get vampire powers in a weird amount of Rtds.... Xantalos is probably gonna kill me (hes on a rage against vamps right now, sorry Xan )

[JackoftheBox]

Hunt these new INVADERs down.

[Xantalos]

*bursts through wall*
I'M BACK!

Pantheon Name: OVERLORDS OF THE BADASS

Godly Action: PUNCH MY BADASS GOD CHILDREN INTO EXISTENCE