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[Cheesecake]

Alright. You asked for this.

[Xantalos]

Yes I did.

[Dorsidwarf]

See? This is why kj had the right idea when he locked you into the mantle of a planet.

[Xantalos]

See? This is why kj had the right idea when he locked you into the mantle of a planet.

Why? Having you guys fight a coin to death to determine who gets loot is perfectly sensible.
Also that wasn't me, that was 'me'.

[Cheesecake]

Raistlin|wolfchild|FaceBusters:

Can i have the wand please Pawnchy?

Look for a way out/an alter, if pawnchy lets me have the wand, attempt to create an astral armour spell

[4]

You successfully find the portal and Pawnchy gives you the wand. You use the Astral Magic around you to create a new spell. [Gained new Spell: Lesser Astral Armor] [Gained Tusk Wand]
Marshal|BFEL|FaceBusters:

Awww, I kinda wanted the wand, as then I could use it as a crossbow bolt.
Then again I also want the hide, because I likey teh magiks.

Actually yeah, its pretty obvious I'm supposed to get the hide, since its listed as "Ranger Armor"
So I guess the wand goes to Wolfchild

Also:
HEAL THYSELF ONCE MORE

[4]

You heal yourself. [4 health]
Isaac|JackoftheBox|FaceBusters:

Try to find the portal.

[4]

You find the portal and you wait as one by one they exit.
Pawnchy|Xantalos|Boss:

Why don't we fight a coin to the flip for it?

Perfect!

GM: Spawn sentient coin! The first of the two rogues to defeat it gets the cloak!

[5]

You spawn a gigantic coin-wight. The coin-wight grins and grabs the two rangers and teleports them both to his brain-zone. They will only be released if they fight the coin-wight.
Dasis|Dorsidwarf|FaceBusters:

Who is ranger guy?

[5]

You and BFEL.
T. Mage|GreatWyrmGold|None:

Search for Quests

[6]

You start an epic saga which you alone must complete. The death sultan Sula has summoned his 12 gods of destruction across the land! You must banish them all back to the Abyss, and find a ritual to weaken and finally destroy Sula. Your party members [if you ever get any] cannot help you.

FIGHT!

Pawnchy has spawned Midas the Coin-Wight! Marshal and Dasis are taken into the wight's brain-zone to fight him.

"Alright. Here are the rules. The one who lasts the longest gets Master Panchy's prize! So, who wants to go first?"

Spoiler: Raistlin (click to show/hide)

Player: wolfchild
Party: FaceBusters
Class: Magi

Inventory:
Robes

Spells:
Ice Bolt [Freezes enemy on a 6] [Causes 1d6 damage per round]
Shatter [Deals 2d6 damage to frozen enemies]

Status:
HP: 9/10
SP: 4/5
EXP: 100/150

Spoiler: Marshal (click to show/hide)

Player: BFEL
Party: FaceBusters
Class: Ranger

Inventory:
Crossbow
10 bolts

Skills:
Eternal Life [No need to eat, drink, or sleep. +5 HP. Must drink innocent blood once a week.]
Lazor Bolt [Astral Spell that does not require SP, but takes an extremely long (5 turns) time to reform.]

Status:
HP: 14/15
SP: 0/0
EXP: 100/150

Spoiler: Isaac (click to show/hide)

Player: JackoftheBox
Party: FaceBusters
Class: Warrior

Inventory:
Sword

Skills:
I am Legion [Gained x4 extra lives! Chance for them to take over you for a while to gain bonus skills!]

Status:
HP: 15/15 [X4]
SP: 0/0
EXP: 50/150

Spoiler: Pawnchy (click to show/hide)

Player: Xantalos
Party: Boss
Class: Warrior

Inventory:
The Frozen Tusk [+1 to all sword fighting. Chance to freeze or mind control]

Skills:
Mental Domination [All rolls against enemies that land a 6 mentally control it for 2 rounds!]

Status:
HP: 14/15
SP: 0/0
EXP: 100/150

Spoiler: Dasis (click to show/hide)

Player: Dorsidwarf
Party: FaceBusters
Class: Rogue

Inventory:
Sword
Astral Rock of Infiniteness [Rock that can be used over and over. Does no damage to Ethereal Creatures. Used one at a time.]

Skills:
Disarm [Disarm a trap]

Status:
HP: 10/10
SP: 0/0
EXP: 100/150

Spoiler: T. Mage (click to show/hide)

Player: T. Mage
Party: None
Class: Magi

Spells:
Ice Bolt [Freezes enemy on a 6] [Causes 1d6 damage per round]

Status:
HP: 10/10
SP: 5/5
EXP: 0/150

Spoiler: Midas the Coin-Wight (click to show/hide)

Player: Cheesecake
Party: Boss
Class: Boss

Inventory:
None

Spells:
Midas Touch [Turn you into gold for 1d6 rounds]
Liquid Gold [Damages gold-ified people for 1d6 damage]

Status:
HP: 50/50
SP: 10/10

[wolfchild]

Blissfuly oblivious to what happened to the rangers, go back to pawnchy and show him the way out, then lead to the kobolds

[BFEL]

"Well this is kinda bull, the loot was RANGER armor. I am a RANGER. Dasis is a ROGUE. I should get the armor. But I guess since Dasis wants to be an ass, he can go first."

[Cheesecake]

Wait. What? Dasis is a rogue?

[BFEL]

Wait. What? Dasis is a rogue?

Maybe you should pay more attention to your own spoilered stuff

[Cheesecake]

Wait. What? Dasis is a rogue?

Maybe you should pay more attention to your own spoilered stuff

No, it's just that I'm wondering why Pawnchy wanted you two to fight over it when Dasis is a rogue and not a ranger. [PS. You can still use other classes gear, it just won't be as useful.]

[Xantalos]

...
^{Thought rogue and ranger were the same thing}

[BFEL]

...
^{Thought rogue and ranger were the same thing}

Rogue=Sneak Thief
Ranger=Shooty Man

They are pretty different.

[PS. You can still use other classes gear, it just won't be as useful.]

Yeah I figured, seeing as I wanted the wand so I could use it as a crossbow bolt
But yeah, I'm pretty confident I'll win this anyway.

[Cheesecake]

Raistlin|wolfchild|FaceBusters:

Blissfuly oblivious to what happened to the rangers, go back to pawnchy and show him the way out, then lead to the kobolds

[1]

You turn to go back and show Pawnchy the way out, but the portal is gone! [4] You do find the kobolds, though. A lot of them.
Marshal|BFEL|FaceBusters:

"Well this is kinda bull, the loot was RANGER armor. I am a RANGER. Dasis is a ROGUE. I should get the armor. But I guess since Dasis wants to be an ass, he can go first."

[1]

"Alright. You die first then!"
Isaac|JackoftheBox|FaceBusters:

Pawnchy|Xantalos|Boss:

...
^{Thought rogue and ranger were the same thing}

[5]

You create a new class! Sniper is now available at Class Trainers! [Long ranged assassins who hide and snipe with crossbows!]
Dasis|Dorsidwarf|FaceBusters:

T. Mage|GreatWyrmGold|None:

FIGHT!

"Alright, Marsh. You're up first!"

Midas casts Midas Touch! [4-1] Marshal is turned into gold for [5] rounds!
Raistlin hides from the kobolds. [1-5] He's out in the open. They bind him and drag him in their filthy cave.

Spoiler: Raistlin (click to show/hide)

Player: wolfchild
Party: FaceBusters
Class: Magi

Inventory:
Robes

Spells:
Ice Bolt [Freezes enemy on a 6] [Causes 1d6 damage per round]
Shatter [Deals 2d6 damage to frozen enemies]

Status:
HP: 9/10
SP: 4/5
EXP: 100/150

Spoiler: Marshal (click to show/hide)

Player: BFEL
Party: FaceBusters
Class: Ranger

Inventory:
Crossbow
10 bolts

Skills:
Eternal Life [No need to eat, drink, or sleep. +5 HP. Must drink innocent blood once a week.]
Lazor Bolt [Astral Spell that does not require SP, but takes an extremely long (5 turns) time to reform.]

Status:
HP: 14/15
SP: 0/0
EXP: 100/150

GOLDIFIED [5]

Spoiler: Isaac (click to show/hide)

Player: JackoftheBox
Party: FaceBusters
Class: Warrior

Inventory:
Sword

Skills:
I am Legion [Gained x4 extra lives! Chance for them to take over you for a while to gain bonus skills!]

Status:
HP: 15/15 [X4]
SP: 0/0
EXP: 50/150

Spoiler: Pawnchy (click to show/hide)

Player: Xantalos
Party: Boss
Class: Warrior

Inventory:
The Frozen Tusk [+1 to all sword fighting. Chance to freeze or mind control]

Skills:
Mental Domination [All rolls against enemies that land a 6 mentally control it for 2 rounds!]

Status:
HP: 14/15
SP: 0/0
EXP: 100/150

Spoiler: Dasis (click to show/hide)

Player: Dorsidwarf
Party: FaceBusters
Class: Rogue

Inventory:
Sword
Astral Rock of Infiniteness [Rock that can be used over and over. Does no damage to Ethereal Creatures. Used one at a time.]

Skills:
Disarm [Disarm a trap]

Status:
HP: 10/10
SP: 0/0
EXP: 100/150

Spoiler: T. Mage (click to show/hide)

Player: T. Mage
Party: None
Class: Magi

Spells:
Ice Bolt [Freezes enemy on a 6] [Causes 1d6 damage per round]

Status:
HP: 10/10
SP: 5/5
EXP: 0/150

Spoiler: Midas the Coin-Wight (click to show/hide)

Player: Cheesecake
Party: Boss
Class: Boss

Inventory:
None

Spells:
Midas Touch [Turn you into gold for 1d6 rounds]
Liquid Gold [Damages gold-ified people for 1d6 damage]

Status:
HP: 50/50
SP: 9/10

[Xantalos]

Whoops.
Go to the quest marker and the stuff.

[Dorsidwarf]

I have no clue what the hell is going on.




I Disbelieve the coin-wight.