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Should I just get rid of this?

Yea, you stink as a GM!
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No, this game looks.... Okay....
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This is the option for me because I dunno
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YOU DIDN'T UPDATE IN FOREVER BLARGH!!!
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Voting closed: November 04, 2013, 05:16:50 pm


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Lukeinator

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Re: A dorfy Roll to God game.
« Reply #330 on: September 08, 2013, 05:47:52 am »

Metal and Cheese?
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Re: A dorfy Roll to God game.
« Reply #331 on: September 08, 2013, 08:10:14 am »

Stupidity, Clothing, Filth, disease, war
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Re: A dorfy Roll to God game.
« Reply #332 on: September 08, 2013, 10:35:28 am »

Insanity, Fire, Barrels, Mugs, Engravings, Floodgates
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Re: A dorfy Roll to God game.
« Reply #333 on: September 08, 2013, 11:26:05 am »

Select from the new things on the list of boring. You will be the LAST PLAYER.
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Re: A dorfy Roll to God game.
« Reply #334 on: September 09, 2013, 01:34:16 am »

Metal and Cheese?
Why did you not bring this up sooner?
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Re: A dorfy Roll to God game.
« Reply #335 on: September 09, 2013, 04:19:55 am »

I select BARRELS, insanity and floodgates.

« Last Edit: September 09, 2013, 04:30:12 am by nginferno »
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Re: A dorfy Roll to God game.
« Reply #336 on: September 09, 2013, 06:13:40 am »

(Checks list) Pick a BORING one....
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Re: A dorfy Roll to God game.
« Reply #337 on: September 09, 2013, 09:47:20 am »

Edit: er okay I need to stop being an obnoxious idiot.

I pick Insa- I mean, Riches, Lightning and Force.

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Re: A dorfy Roll to God game.
« Reply #338 on: September 09, 2013, 02:56:00 pm »

 ::) ::)  ::) ::) Wolfchild is riches.
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Re: A dorfy Roll to God game.
« Reply #339 on: September 09, 2013, 04:27:42 pm »

The Meteor God strikes the Inferno in the head through the xX=eyes=Xx, tearing the fat, smashing the skull and jamming the skull into the brain.
The Inferno has been struck down.
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Re: A dorfy Roll to God game.
« Reply #340 on: September 09, 2013, 10:30:03 pm »

WELL FINE, LIGHTNING AND FORCE. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh im so lost
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Re: A dorfy Roll to God game.
« Reply #341 on: September 11, 2013, 08:04:20 pm »

WELL FINE, LIGHTNING AND FORCE. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh im so lost
Inferno Walks in, the only Deity with 2 spheres, Lightning and Force. He sits down at the table.
Crash a meteor into the plains to create huge mineral deposits

Create beings of pure hate. They suck up some of the dust around them to give them a humanoid shape. They are very agile, and live off of hate, dirt, and dust. They are the Haa.
2: You create a race of giant humanoids that immediately crush under their own weight.
You could of said the circus, as its more commonly known.
Anyways......I create the demonic circus, demon clowns, YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5: You fill HFS with HFS!
HHHHMMMMMHHHHHHHHMHMHMHMMHMHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
6: Your scream is so ear-shattering it breaks the Ice!
Scatter ancient coins around the world, because how better to screw with people
4: You dance around the table, sprinkling coins of people around the world. You then cackle.

Me: End the creation phase, and start the creature-creation phase!
[Autosuccess because moving on now]

IMAGES ARE BACK! YAY!

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Re: A dorfy Roll to God game.
« Reply #342 on: September 11, 2013, 08:14:03 pm »

So this is how the creature Creation works.
PLEASE try to create a decent creature, not too weak but not Uber-Powered. To do that, I made a points system. Use it to buy things to create your creature. Your creature may gain parts as things go on.

SHOP:

Wings: 30
Each set of hands: 10
Carnivoric: 30
OR (Can only be one)
Herbivoric: 10
Fertility:20- Each level gives +1 to what D I will roll. I will start with a D2 for adding creatures to your civ each turn, but with 2 levels of fertility, I roll a D4.
Gills: 30
Claws on ALL hands: 30
Breathes-
Fire: 40
Toxic gas: 70 (You choose effect, just don't make it OP)
Water: 10
Cold: 30

Anything else I should add?

Starting Points- 100

Lay the creature out like this-
Purchases:
Name:
General Description:
Where it should start:
We all start with 7 creatures, and on the second turn rolls for new additions are added. For each 20 people you have, you can complete an extra action each turn. For example, If you have 21 people you can do 2, and for 27 people you do 2, and for 44 people you do 3. 7 you do 1. So fertility IS USEFUL, but it is easy to gain in-game.

Mine:

Purchases:
Herbivoric (10)
Wings (30)
2 sets of arms (20)
+2 Fertility (40)
All points spent
Name: Constratorus Herbivoricus
General Description: A peaceful race of constructive herbivores who, like dwarves, are obsessed with mining. They start in...
Starting Location: The mountains.
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Re: A dorfy Roll to God game.
« Reply #343 on: September 12, 2013, 12:19:44 pm »

Create my cold spewing plants already!

Purchases:
 Carnivoric (30)
 Breathes Cold (30)
 4 sets of arms (40)
Name: Cromwellian Man-Eater
General Description: A man eating plant that breathes cold, it freezes it's victims and then entangles them in vines, drawing them in to consume them. They are not known for intelligence.
Where it should start: Forests, Jungles, and other plant laden areas.
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Re: A dorfy Roll to God game.
« Reply #344 on: September 12, 2013, 03:24:22 pm »


Purchases:Herbivoric, fertility 1, Breathes Toxic Gas: makes you TEAR YOUR FOOT BLEED Causes rapid necrosis of affected areas, non-contagious.
Name:Halitoad.
General Description:A squat creature with long, multijointed legs with grasping feelers. Lives in herds in treetops, browsing on leaves, air-rooted plants and Dirigible Watermelons. Fairly intelligent.
Where it should start: Dense forest and jungle canopy.
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