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Yea, you stink as a GM!

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No, this game looks.... Okay....

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This is the option for me because I dunno

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YOU DIDN'T UPDATE IN FOREVER BLARGH!!!

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Total Members Voted: 2

Voting closed: November 04, 2013, 05:16:50 pm

[Xantalos]

Spawn as an elephant somewhere in the wilderness.

[Coolrune206]

Spawn as an elephant somewhere in the wilderness.

1: You spawn as a mouse underneath the feet of an elephant. Owch.

Immigrate

4: You wander in next to the human, sneakily steal one of his pickaxes, and hike towards the fortress.

Bake myself into existence as Cheesecake Exalted.

2: You appear in a dark space. It is a strange space. You ignite a match. You realize you are a petty human, stand on the map borders, with a thing above your head saying "Imahuman Dontkillme, Merchant"

Get a drink, then practice a bit of fighting, just in case

5: You get boozed, then start swinging your axe around, lopping off the limbs of trees- Proficient Axedwarf!

Me: Create a mechanics workshop, and start producing mechanisms!
6: Finally! You produce so many mechanisms, you become a proficient mechanic! And also manage to fill up the "Farm" With mechanisms! Woops... At least no one was using it, ha ha ha!

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Immigrate and begin farming

If neccesary brew, hunt, or cook

[Coolrune206]

Immigrate and begin farming

If neccesary brew, hunt, or cook

FARMING? Read the above post!

[Dorsidwarf]

Go to the fortress and start digging a trench around the perimeter.

[wolfchild]

Dig out another farm, and look for ore

[Coolrune206]

Dig out another farm, and look for ore

5+1=6. You excavate a massive farming cavern and find iron, gold, and tin in the same process! Ever heard the saying, kill two goblins with 1 ballista bolt? You are also a high master miner! +1 to all mining rolls, and on 1's I reroll.

Go to the fortress and start digging a trench around the perimeter.

2: The human sees you sneaking away with his stuff! He throws a spear at you! 6: You gracefully catch it, then run to the fortress (You were unable to dig a moat, but you now have a spear, a pickaxe, and some booze you managed to steal!

Immigrate and begin farming

If neccesary brew, hunt, or cook

4: Using the new massive farms, you plant dimple cups, plump helmet, pig tails, and cave wheat!

Me: Set up cage traps near the door.
4: You set up a complex pattern of cage traps, known only to caravans! Caravans can come in, but invaders will be trapped by over 30 cage traps! (Can someone set up a medium-sized pit where we pit goblins against War-animals to test the strength of the war animals? Thanks)

[wolfchild]

DIg pit, also dig a moving target firing range (goblins are the targets)

[Coolrune206]

Alertalertalertalertalert!
A random action is here! 5 giant jaguars enter the map, 1 male 4 females! All creatures outside must roll to see if they get inside in time!

Wolfchild- Inside
MastahCheese- 1: You don't even bother running. You stand your ground, wielding your axe! 6: The jaguars take one look at you, and slink away
Dorist- 6: You throw a stone at one, then run into the fortress
Urist- Inside
Me-3: You stumble just inside the range of the cage traps, but manage to get inside!
Cheesecake- 2: You stumble as you run, and your buffalo runs ahead of you into the fortress! 1: The jaguars eat well, (You are dead) but at least we now have a male and female water buffalo as breeding stock!

Jaguars reach the entrance! Jaguars get caged by traps! We have 5 Giant jaguars. Next turn, I suggest someone tames them. Oh jeez... One just gave birth... INSIDE THE CAGE! 2 female jaguar cubs.

[wolfchild]

want me to train them? or just keep minin?

[Coolrune206]

want me to train them? or just keep minin?

Let the farmer train them, you're too important a miner. You'll probably hit legendary soon, which is a huge buff.

[Coolrune206]

Next update in 10 minutes, post actions NOW

[Cheesecake]

No! Burn self! Rebake self!

[Coolrune206]

DIg pit, also dig a moving target firing range (goblins are the targets)

5 + 1=6: You dig a multiple Z-level deep pit, complete with engravings of animals killing goblins! You also build a small archery range, that drops gobbo's in, and allows people to shoot at moving targets! You are a grand master miner! Everyone FEARS your pickaxe! +2 to combat using pickaxe!

Me: Start domesticating the jaguars
2: Owch. Turns out they bite. Alot. However, you feed them a magnificent cheescake, and they domesticate!

No! Burn self! Rebake self!

4: You are a magnificent cake! Then someone fed you to Giant Jaguars!!

[wolfchild]

Start exploratory mining