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Re: The Ultimate Boardgame (not insane.....in the slightest)
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2013, 10:58:15 am »
Did you base this on something? It seems familiar...
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Re: The Ultimate Boardgame (not insane.....in the slightest)
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2013, 11:04:41 am »
Quote from: kj1225 on August 14, 2013, 10:58:15 am
Did you base this on something? It seems familiar...
I did actually
http://www.boardgame-online.com/index.php
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Re: The Ultimate Boardgame (not insane.....in the slightest)
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2013, 11:05:39 am »
That explains it!
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Re: The Ultimate Boardgame (not insane.....in the slightest)
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2013, 02:13:24 pm »
Quote from: Ddynamo on August 14, 2013, 08:24:12 am
Okay, all spaces are filled, and sorry Remuthra, Mastahcheese got the last spot

Nerjin, you rolled a 1 and became a Necromancer, as a necromancer, you get two free invulnerabilities to death, you have no items to use on this part

It's raining bananas
1-bananas?
2-bananas!
3-BANANAS!?!?!?!?!?!

2. Bananas!
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Re: The Ultimate Boardgame (not insane.....in the slightest)
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2013, 02:21:01 pm »
The banana king questions your obsession with bananas, and bans you from ever having this event again
(Never get this event....ever)

You also get a horrible pun for part three


RangerCado you roll a 5, you have no items to use, and become a necromancer
It's the cops
-I didn't do it
-You'll never catch me alive, coppers

« Last Edit: August 14, 2013, 02:25:01 pm by Ddynamo »
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Re: The Ultimate Boardgame (not insane.....in the slightest)
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2013, 02:26:27 pm »
hmm... I have 2 extra lives so... "You'll never take me alive, coppers!"
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Re: The Ultimate Boardgame (not insane.....in the slightest)
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2013, 02:31:12 pm »
Quote from: RangerCado on August 14, 2013, 02:26:27 pm
hmm... I have 2 extra lives so... "You'll never take me alive, coppers!"
You flee the cops, getting an additional 10 spaces away
You receive a turn taker

Toaster rolls a 2, becomes a....necromancer (It keeps rolling that)

What Time is it
-ADVENTURE TIME
-HAMMER TIME
-AMBIGIOUSLY UNMENTIONED TIME
-9:00
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Re: The Ultimate Boardgame (not insane.....in the slightest)
« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2013, 03:26:50 pm »
HAMMER TIME
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Quote from: syvarris on December 27, 2015, 08:03:03 pm
HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: The Ultimate Boardgame (not insane.....in the slightest)
« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2013, 04:50:27 pm »
A hammer falls upon your head, killing you for three turns, you receive no items due to death

Mastahcheeze, you roll a 4, become a pirate, (two items every other turn, starting turn two)

It raining bananas
-Bananas?
-Bananas! (Get banned from this event)
-BANANAS!?!?!?!?!?!
« Last Edit: August 15, 2013, 04:53:49 pm by Ddynamo »
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Re: The Ultimate Boardgame (not insane.....in the slightest)
« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2013, 11:28:41 pm »
Quote from: Ddynamo on August 15, 2013, 04:50:27 pm
It raining bananas
-Bananas?
-Bananas! (Get banned from this event)
-BANANAS!?!?!?!?!?!
-BANANAS!?!?!?!?!?!
I'm a pirate, so of course this.
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Re: The Ultimate Boardgame (not insane.....in the slightest)
« Reply #25 on: August 16, 2013, 05:59:50 am »
You give yourself a heart attack and die for three turns, and receive no items due to death
Nerjin, back to you
You roll a 5, would you like to use your horrible pun?
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Re: The Ultimate Boardgame (not insane.....in the slightest)
« Reply #26 on: August 16, 2013, 10:09:09 am »
Does my deathavoid avoid that skip?
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Quote from: syvarris on December 27, 2015, 08:03:03 pm
HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
Quote from: Hapah on November 04, 2015, 11:43:09 am
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: The Ultimate Boardgame (not insane.....in the slightest)
« Reply #27 on: August 16, 2013, 04:35:19 pm »
Use horrible pun.
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Re: The Ultimate Boardgame (not insane.....in the slightest)
« Reply #28 on: August 16, 2013, 05:53:59 pm »
You sleep
(end of Autumn)
Sorry, wrong thread
« Last Edit: August 16, 2013, 06:33:00 pm by Ddynamo »
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Re: The Ultimate Boardgame (not insane.....in the slightest)
« Reply #29 on: August 16, 2013, 06:34:49 pm »
You use the horrible pun, and doing so does nothing as it can only be used to unlock the clever banana joke option
Epic battle
-Fight
-Flee

(and toaster still gets his turn)
« Last Edit: August 16, 2013, 06:41:18 pm by Ddynamo »
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