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[Ddynamo]

Welcome to the Ultimate Boardgame (slightly crazy) but ultimate nonetheless (currently one turn 2)

Spoiler: rules (click to show/hide)

Turn segments play in three parts, rolling and items, random (usually insane) event, and receive a random item, and you won't get to know what stuff or options do until after they're chosen. After 20 turns, the player who traveled the furthest wins, and death results in three turn skip, turns work like this
por ejemplo
I roll my dice and get a 5
I use my (insert item name here) to do (insert awesome action here)

I visit (cool location) and get multiple option
1 choice
2 choice
3 choice
I choose choice 3

And then I get another (insert item name here) at random

Spoiler: items (click to show/hide)

Gun
Glass sword
Horrible pun (Used only at banana event)
Turn Taker
Awshum Event Selector
Item Materializer
Sonic Screwdriver

Spoiler: events (click to show/hide)

Locked door
-flee
-try to use password (ten percent chance of going six spaces, 90 percent of nothing)
-open (screwdriver required)

Epic battle
-Fight (Free item of your choice)
-Flee

It's the TARDIS
-Go in
-Go out
-Go EVERYWHERE

What time is it?
-ADVENTURE TIME
-HAMMER TIME
-AMBIGIOUSLY UNMENTIONED TIME
-9:00
-(Stammer Like an idiot) RangerCado profession only

It's the cops
-I didn't do it
-You'll never catch me alive, copper (50% chance of being killed, 50% chance of moving forward 10 spaces)
-(Stammer like an idiot) RangerCado profession only
-Open Fire-(Gun Only)

It raining bananas
-Bananas?
-Bananas! (Get banned from this event)
-BANANAS!?!?!?!?!?!
-Clever Banana joke-(Horrible Pun only)

Spoiler: Randomly selected professions (click to show/hide)

RangerCado
Drug Dealer
Spy
Pirate
Necromancer

Spoiler: Players and Distances (click to show/hide)

-(Nerjin) 1 space, turn stealer, awshum event selector, Awshum Auto Event Selector
-(RangerCado)15 spaces, Turn Stealer, glass sword
-(Toaster) 18 spaces, no items
-(Mastahcheese) 4 spaces

[RangerCado]

...I RP here too much apparently...

[Nerjin]

In Could be fun.

[Ddynamo]

In Could be fun.

Okay, it's four player, by the way......so three more

[RangerCado]

You know what, i'll IN this. Might as well see what happens if I get my class, lol. Thanks for the Cameo btw.

[Toaster]

I like board games.  I'm such a nerd.

In.

[Ddynamo]

Okay, and okay

And you're welcome

[mastahcheese]

IN!

Now to read the rules!

[Remuthra]

The Illustrious Joe Bridger consults his magic tome of entering with an illustriously baleful eye. He spies a magical word of power.

If tis thy wish to gain entrance, ye may use this spell of entering. Point at ye earth, holde up ye hands, and say the word of power.

In.

((Can't pass up on these opportunities for dramatic entrances.))

[SOLDIER First]

*Selina class.

[Maxinum McDreich]

Ah damnit, missed out.
Well, in the waitlist, I guess.

[scapheap]

I'll also waitlist

[Ddynamo]

Okay, all spaces are filled, and sorry Remuthra, Mastahcheese got the last spot

Nerjin, you rolled a 1 and became a Necromancer, as a necromancer, you get two free invulnerabilities to death, you have no items to use on this part

It's raining bananas
1-bananas?
2-bananas!
3-BANANAS!?!?!?!?!?!

[Remuthra]

Ah, I spent to long on my in speech.

[Ddynamo]

Ah, I spent to long on my in speech.

I'll have you waitlist for round two if you like though