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[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Now that I think of it, you neither presented a badge nor showed actual uniform of an officer.

I suppose we're both guilty."

[kj1225]

Kyle smirks.
"More than you will ever know. Now why don't you run along so I can find these two's parents?"

[Harbingerjm]

"Especially when they have two drunk kids with them while wearing a clothes that concil a persons identity, especially when I have seen the arrest warrants for offering illegal alterative surgery."

"Are you seriously suggesting that you have seen a warrant for my arrest when you don't even know who I am? Worse, are you saying that, upon finding two children I know wandering the streets drunk, I should leave them on their own because my clothes aren't suitable? Why don't you leave now,  and we can forget this ever happened and you won't end up in court for slander, threatening me with a weapon and attempting to incite criminal behaviour?"

"The fact I saw you walk up from behind the guy. Also I have reason to doubt your story because of his look of confusion when you said he was your husband. And if neither of you want to get tazerd you could just go so I have no reason to."

"I run into a bunch of people I know in an alley and you take my look of confusion to be a sign that we're lying about knowing each other? Are you just bored and trying to find reasons to harass people?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Medea, with her typical emotionless face, that gave nothing away, blinked.
"Actually, we will take them to the nearest police station ourselves."

[kj1225]

Kyle puts away the tazer.
"Then I'll go with you."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Gone for probably the rest of the day. -_-))

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Selina gave us this apple cider. *hic*"
"It didn't really taste like apple cider, though."
"A little."
"Yeah, it *hic* tasted a little like apple cider."

"She did what? Had she drunk any herself?"

The Angels look at each other and shrug.

"You're in an alley with two drunk kids you don't know and pointing a weapon at someone. Should I just shoot you, then?"

"Isn't he *hic* Kyle?"
"I dunno. Probably."

"What did Se--wait. *hic*"
"Did the drink Selin--*hic*--gave us do this?"
"The timing is appropriate."

"Probably. I can probably fix it, though. And you need to get something to eat, and some water."

"*hic* Okay."

"Especially when they have two drunk kids with them while wearing a clothes that concil a persons identity, especially when I have seen the arrest warrants for offering illegal alterative surgery."

"Are you seriously suggesting that you have seen a warrant for my arrest when you don't even know who I am? Worse, are you saying that, upon finding two children I know wandering the streets drunk, I should leave them on their own because my clothes aren't suitable? Why don't you leave now,  and we can forget this ever happened and you won't end up in court for slander, threatening me with a weapon and attempting to incite criminal behaviour?"

"...His *hic* logic is sound."
"So it *hic* is."

"The fact I saw you walk up from behind the guy. Also I have reason to doubt your story because of his look of confusion when you said he was your husband. And if neither of you want to get tazerd you could just go so I have no reason to."

"I run into a bunch of people I know in an alley and you take my look of confusion to be a sign that we're lying about knowing each other? Are you just bored and trying to find reasons to harass people?"

"I've gotta side with the "hic* cop on this one."
"I'm not sure if he's a cop, but *hic* I agree."

Kyle puts away the tazer.
"Then I'll go with you."

"Can I *hic* come too?"
"I dunno..."
"Why?"
"*hic* It's Kyle."
"Oh."
"Yeah, 'Oh'."

[Harbingerjm]

"Selina gave us this apple cider. *hic*"
"It didn't really taste like apple cider, though."
"A little."
"Yeah, it *hic* tasted a little like apple cider."

"She did what? Had she drunk any herself?"

The Angels look at each other and shrug.

"Ok, let me clarify: Was she acting differently than normal? Similarly to how you are, perhaps?"

"Isn't he *hic* Kyle?"
"I dunno. Probably."

Alex shrugs.
"He says he doesn't know any of us. He should know."

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Um, a little?"
"Her eyes were *hic* a normal color."
"So?"
"That means she was normal. *hic*"
"Are you sure that it was your Selina?"
"Pretty *hic* sure."
"Well, let's consider *hic* behavior directly."
"I don't remember anything strange."
"Um, I'm having trouble remembering it too."

[Harbingerjm]

"Um, a little?"
"Her eyes were *hic* a normal color."
"So?"
"That means she was normal. *hic*"
"Are you sure that it was your Selina?"
"Pretty *hic* sure."
"Well, let's consider *hic* behavior directly."
"I don't remember anything strange."
"Um, I'm having trouble remembering it too."

"Right, well if she wasn't in one of her... moods, then she probably had another reason to give you alcohol, and knowing Selina I'd say it was because she didn't know what it was. Which of course means she probably had some herself... Oh dear."
Alex sighs.
"Come on, I'll take you home, get you some food and water and something for the alcohol itself, then put you to bed and go check on Selina."

[kj1225]

"Shouldn't you... I don't know... Give them back to their parents?"

[Harbingerjm]

"Shouldn't you... I don't know... Give them back to their parents?"

"I said I'd take them home."

[kj1225]

"And excuse me but I've known to many innocent men to leave children with them."

[Harbingerjm]

"And excuse me but I've known to many innocent men to leave children with them."

"You prefer leaving them with the guilty? Or do you want to keep them all to yourself~? Besides, haven't you already invited yourself along?"

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Does Kyle have to come along?"
"_{He's a low-lih-con.}"