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[Parsely]

Yargh! I be Gunyarr! Requestin' to come aboard! I'm sick of sittin' on me arse in the bleedin' waitlist. I wanna gut me some lilly-livers, if that be sound to the GM's, and the Cap'n's ears o' course!

[Remuthra]

Yargh! I be Gunyarr! Requestin' to come aboard! I'm sick of sittin' on me arse in the bleedin' waitlist. I wanna gut me some lilly-livers, if that be sound to the GM's, and the Cap'n's ears o' course!

Aye, we be havin' some landlubber on the ship right now, so take control o' one o' the gunner NPCs and starrt looking.

[Scelly9]

Load my pistol, and keep lookout.

[WillowLuman]

Remember to bold ye actions, so I may spy them bettarr!

[Parsely]

YARGH! Get those lazy gunnyarrs to work drillin' and practicin' their loadin' n' sightin'! WHAT THE HELL BE YE DOIN' SITTIN' AROUN' ON YE ARSES?! GET TAH WORKIN' ON THEM GUNS! I WANT YOU DAISY-BRAINED BASTARDS TO 'AVE EVERY SINGLE GUN ON THIS HERE TUB READY TAH FIRE IN 10..no..LESS THAN 4 MINUTES 'FORE THE BLASTED THOUGHT EVEN ENTERS ME 'EAD! I WILL NOT TOLERATE LYIN' DOWN ON THIS SHIP! YOU WANT TAH CALL YERSELVES GUNNYARRS?! YOU WILL EARN YER KEEP OR EARN MY BOOT UP YER ARSE!

((Yarr! I be takin' responsibility as the gang master and head gunnyarr on this ship! Those swabby arses be mine fer the chewin'! I'll run their arses into the ground with drillin' and swabbin'!))

[SOLDIER First]

Attempt to find the loopy bastard, aye.

[Remuthra]

-Gunnery Officer Scelly (Scelly 9)

[Parsely]

((Yarr! I be takin' responsibility as the gang master and head gunnyarr on this ship! Those swabby arses be mine fer the chewin'! I'll run their arses into the ground with drillin' and swabbin'!))

[WillowLuman]

Attempt to find the loopy bastard, aye.

Ye just have to edit yer previous post to bold things. It's easier to write if I not be quotin' quotes.

YARGH! Get those lazy gunnyarrs to work drillin' and practicin' their loadin' n' sightin'! WHAT THE HELL BE YE DOIN' SITTIN' AROUN' ON YE ARSES?! GET TAH WORKIN' ON THEM GUNS! I WANT YOU DAISY-BRAINED BASTARDS TO 'AVE EVERY SINGLE GUN ON THIS HERE TUB READY TAH FIRE IN 10..no..LESS THAN 4 MINUTES 'FORE THE BLASTED THOUGHT EVEN ENTERS ME 'EAD! I WILL NOT TOLERATE LYIN' DOWN ON THIS SHIP! YOU WANT TAH CALL YERSELVES GUNNYARRS?! YOU WILL EARN YER KEEP OR EARN MY BOOT UP YER ARSE!

((Yarr! I be takin' responsibility as the gang master and head gunnyarr on this ship! Those swabby arses be mine fer the chewin'!))

The four other gunners be taken aback. "What the 'ell ye on about, Gunyarr? Are ye insubordinatin' th' Gunn'ry Officer?"

Arr! I been bloody NINJA'D! TWICE!

[SOLDIER First]

It be bolded, cap'n. Well, part o' it..

[Parsely]

Yeh be backtalking yer gangmaster?! We don't be in combat yeh numbskulls! NOW GET TEH WERK!!

((Scelly be fine with me runnin' em' through their paces whilst he be involved in more important matters, no?))

[Coolrune206]

Last update two days ago? NO!!! THIS. CAN'T. DIE.

[WillowLuman]

Well bludgeon me brains! I be operatin' under the mistaken assumpt'n that we still be waiting fer the rest o' the crew ta post tharr actions. Aye, expect one today, then, but probably later! I be takin' a leave of absence fer a few hours.

[Parsely]

Last update two days ago? NO!!! THIS. CAN'T. DIE.

Bloody landlubbers! It'll be the plank fer you soon as the rest o' the mates get their heads out of the sea!

[Coolrune206]

Last update two days ago? NO!!! THIS. CAN'T. DIE.

Bloody landlubbers! It'll be the plank fer you soon as the rest o' the mates get their heads out of the sea!

I'm working on a large weapon that fires a large piercing arrow to either grab ships, pull aboard whales, or beleaguer hostiles... You REALLY want to mess with me?