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Author Topic: TA Mission 2 - Or, How I learned to stop worrying and NEVER FUCK WITH EVA  (Read 81561 times)

Xantalos

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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1815 on: September 07, 2013, 12:07:15 am »

Why was the attempt futile? What was summoned? What best creation? Why would there be a slaughter? Who are the Arch Council and the Three?
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1816 on: September 07, 2013, 12:09:54 am »

Fluffy lies down on the shelf, he doesn't seem worried
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1817 on: September 07, 2013, 12:12:12 am »

<How are you not bothered by Cas and Lucy arguing then?>
This is followed by a line of expletives as 'Lucy' takes offense to the feminine name.
several eternities of ruling over an empire and you get used to the arguments.

"I'm sorry, but did you say morsels?"
Yes, your souls are quite delicious when horrifically burned and tortured.

Why was the attempt futile? What was summoned? What best creation? Why would there be a slaughter? Who are the Arch Council and the Three?
The summoning was fucked before you even got close, a very successful experiment of mine, your military and magical forces are like a ripple of water compared to even the most basic hint of what I can do, a council of demons I set up to help me run all of Evil and the other two universal counter balances.
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1818 on: September 07, 2013, 12:13:04 am »

So why are we here?
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1819 on: September 07, 2013, 12:14:18 am »

Isaac just observes.
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1820 on: September 07, 2013, 12:14:26 am »

"Oh, evil and demons. Can I go now? I had some mission stuff going on and really demons and evil are boring at this point."
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1821 on: September 07, 2013, 12:14:57 am »

"Just take a nap, sleep through the monologue"
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1822 on: September 07, 2013, 12:17:38 am »

So why are we here?
because you would be more useful alive and in that wonderful cesspool of a city rather than dead and being crushed under the Deathblorid. That and some L'bartor asshole slipped me an "Angel of Shipping" to save you. Those damn things taste simply sublime

"Oh, evil and demons. Can I go now? I had some mission stuff going on and really demons and evil are boring at this point."
Oh, aren't you adorable. Fetus, I am literally Evil and The Demon. I was the first, both literally and figuratively.
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1823 on: September 07, 2013, 12:18:44 am »

Lyle does not know how to look, so he doesn't.
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1824 on: September 07, 2013, 12:19:01 am »

Isaac mentally prays to Athena for guidance.
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1825 on: September 07, 2013, 12:19:18 am »

Now what, then?
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1826 on: September 07, 2013, 12:19:53 am »

Kyle looks unimpressed.
"If you're going to claim these things could you at least show your face? Really anyone can claim those things."
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1827 on: September 07, 2013, 12:24:29 am »

Isaac mentally prays to Athena for guidance.
Your gods won't help you here. This place is anathema to them.
He partiaclly spits out the word gods.

Kyle looks unimpressed.
"If you're going to claim these things could you at least show your face? Really anyone can claim those things."
I was planning on standing up anyways. You damn heros should learn to be more patient. Maybe you won't run into so many fucking obvious traps. Sometimes its embarrassing even for me.

Now what, then?
I fuck around with time and reality to get my plans done. The people of the Disc call it something about going down the trousers of time or some such rot.

The chair turns and around and the figure stands up.
He dwarfs all of you, even the mute with barely restrained hatred Angerus. He appears to be made out of pure darkness and is cloaked in a shadowy robe. His eyes are pupils of blue fire and four long arms perform complex movements.
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1828 on: September 07, 2013, 12:25:53 am »

Well, you seem to be busy doing that. Good luck and all.

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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1829 on: September 07, 2013, 12:26:10 am »

"So, what's your terrifying message"
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