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Author Topic: TA Mission 2 - Or, How I learned to stop worrying and NEVER FUCK WITH EVA  (Read 80946 times)

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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #735 on: August 14, 2013, 04:33:16 am »

"I'm interested in seeing where this goes.."
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #736 on: August 14, 2013, 04:33:58 am »

((YOU READ BOOBS: A SHORT ROLEPLAY.
NOW SHUT UP AND GET IN THE HOT TUB ROOM, YOU BALL BLOWIN' COOL PERSON.))
Sam puuushes Lyle in next to Isaac and gets in across from them.
((I CANNOT. I AM BEING AWESOME VORNAR.))

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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #737 on: August 14, 2013, 04:34:45 am »

((THAT IS NORMAL VORNAR.
GET IN THE HOT TUB.))
"Boobs.."
"If you stop saying it, maybe you'll see some more.."
Her le boobs are underwater btw.
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #738 on: August 14, 2013, 04:37:51 am »

An aspect of Vornar splits from the rest and heads inside, allowing the rest of him to continue the conversation. For Vornar knew he was Needed.

Skinny dipping are we?
Vornar drops trousers and hops in. Everyone gets an eyefull of the boner mage.

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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #739 on: August 14, 2013, 04:39:18 am »

"Us guys aren't.. I'd appreciate it if you keep your pants on while around my girlfriend."
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #740 on: August 14, 2013, 04:40:35 am »

"..."
"Boobs > male genetalia.
Also seriously put your pants on."
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #741 on: August 14, 2013, 04:42:07 am »

"You know.. I was cool with it just being Lyle, you and I.. But I dunno about adding Vornar.."
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #742 on: August 14, 2013, 04:42:54 am »

Nah, I actually prefer letting it all hang out when I'm in a hot tub. Don't worry seven inch, I'm not interested in your girlfriend.

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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #743 on: August 14, 2013, 04:43:53 am »

Isaac hops out.
"Hm."
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #744 on: August 14, 2013, 04:44:34 am »

"You have one more chance to put your pants on. Also, if you're good, you get a reward."
*points at tops of boobs, which are obscured by the water*
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #745 on: August 14, 2013, 04:46:15 am »

It's just that it's hard to deal with pants and shit with, well this. Vornar gestures to his crotch. I'm thinking of investing in a kilt.

"You have one more chance to put your pants on. Also, if you're good, you get a reward."
*points at tops of boobs, which are obscured by the water*
I have no wish to look at your breasts. I much prefer to touch than to look.

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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #746 on: August 14, 2013, 04:46:42 am »

"I'm rather uncomfortable with Vornar touching you, Sam. Nothing personal, man."
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #747 on: August 14, 2013, 04:47:51 am »

"Can't you make it smaller?"
"No touching.."
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #748 on: August 14, 2013, 04:48:21 am »

It's all good man. I've gotten more than my share of boob-flesh in the past.

Make what smaller?

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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #749 on: August 14, 2013, 04:48:58 am »

"You know.. it."
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