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Author Topic: TA Mission 2 - Or, How I learned to stop worrying and NEVER FUCK WITH EVA  (Read 81092 times)

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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #780 on: August 14, 2013, 05:12:06 am »

(87, although I kept going and only got a single digit once.
it was four.)
"As if."
Lyle looks everywhere but down.
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #781 on: August 14, 2013, 05:13:05 am »

Vornar walks alongside Lyle.
Something wrong, chum?

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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #782 on: August 14, 2013, 05:13:15 am »

Once they leave, he quickly gets to the point
"What the hell did he do to you..?"
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #783 on: August 14, 2013, 05:14:40 am »

"Um.. I basically have a lady boner."

"Nope, not at all."
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #784 on: August 14, 2013, 05:16:00 am »

Well, I don't know about you but I'm headed to the sauna.
Vornar walks across the hall (logical place to put it, really) and into the sauna.

((Does he see any women?  :P))

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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #785 on: August 14, 2013, 05:16:14 am »

"Oh, I thought he did something worse there for a minute.. So you're okay?"
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #786 on: August 14, 2013, 05:18:22 am »

((you will not like this))
..and sees Erin and Krissy.
ROLL FOR NAKED: 20
They are bare-ass naked.
Lucky you.
"Oh my god."
"EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW"
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #787 on: August 14, 2013, 05:19:53 am »

Excuse me? If you hadn't noticed, you two are buck-arse naked as well. So don't be going with all that shit.
Vornar sits himself down on a bench and leans back, soaking in the steam.

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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #788 on: August 14, 2013, 05:21:44 am »

"Do you need anything at all?"
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #789 on: August 14, 2013, 05:22:41 am »

"Well at least we don't have that hanging out."

"No, I'm good."

Lyle peeks in the sauna.
"Hey girls, Vornar."
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #790 on: August 14, 2013, 05:23:31 am »

You DO have your tits hanging out, which is quite similar to be honest.

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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #791 on: August 14, 2013, 05:24:41 am »

"Um."
"Whatever.. um, hi Lyle..
"W EW EW EW EW EW EW. Hi Lyle."
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #792 on: August 14, 2013, 05:24:56 am »

Isaac hugs Sam, sliiiiiiiiiding into the hot tub.
"So what now..? I got them out of here.."
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #793 on: August 14, 2013, 05:26:03 am »

What the hell is wrong with her?
*gestures at bright-green-text-girl*

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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #794 on: August 14, 2013, 05:26:52 am »

"Well, we're not having sex in a hot tub."

"I am EXTREMELY grossed out. Also, my name is Krissy, okay?"

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