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Author Topic: TA Mission 2 - Or, How I learned to stop worrying and NEVER FUCK WITH EVA  (Read 80945 times)

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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #765 on: August 14, 2013, 04:59:08 am »
((It's fine. But yeah, she probably (90% probability!) knows what the hell I did.))
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #766 on: August 14, 2013, 04:59:32 am »
((well what did you do?))
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #767 on: August 14, 2013, 05:01:02 am »
((Do I have to spell it out? Basically I gave her a lady-boner by increasing blood flow to certain regions.))
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #768 on: August 14, 2013, 05:02:10 am »
((ohmygod vornar what the fuck))
"You are one weiird son of a bitch, you know that?"
"Wait.. are you two naked?"
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #769 on: August 14, 2013, 05:02:54 am »
"Vornar has no pants on, and Sam's top is off, yes."
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #770 on: August 14, 2013, 05:03:36 am »
Quote from: Sentient Bowtie on August 14, 2013, 05:02:10 am
((ohmygod vornar what the fuck))
"You are one weiird son of a bitch, you know that?"
"Wait.. are you two naked?"
((Only a fraction of what Vornar can do. He can also perform impromptou abortions!))
Yeah. On both counts.
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« Reply #771 on: August 14, 2013, 05:04:13 am »
"Okay, ew.
Also boobs."
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #772 on: August 14, 2013, 05:04:47 am »
"You've been saying that... a lot, Lyle."
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #773 on: August 14, 2013, 05:05:10 am »
You're only jealous Lyle. Of both me and Sam.
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« Reply #774 on: August 14, 2013, 05:05:48 am »
"Jealous? No.
Wait, why would I jelly of Sam?"
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #775 on: August 14, 2013, 05:06:26 am »
Oh? I thought Fox was secretly a woman inside.
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« Reply #776 on: August 14, 2013, 05:07:19 am »
"You just crossed a line that you should never cross, but I'll let it slide, because boobs."
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #777 on: August 14, 2013, 05:07:54 am »
"Could you two step out so I can talk to Sam for a minute..?"
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #778 on: August 14, 2013, 05:08:44 am »
"Okay."
Lyle steps out.
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Re: TA Mission 1 - All Hope Abandon
« Reply #779 on: August 14, 2013, 05:09:57 am »
Vornar chuckles.
Alright, but I cannot guarantee Sam will not become hypnotised and follow me!
Vornar gets out and walks out, sans pants.
((SB, roll d100 against DC5 to determine if Sam becomes hypnotised.  :P))
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