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Author Topic: TA Mission 2 - Or, How I learned to stop worrying and NEVER FUCK WITH EVA  (Read 81551 times)

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Re: TA Mission 2 - Or, How I learned to stop worrying and NEVER FUCK WITH EVA
« Reply #1920 on: September 07, 2013, 01:57:46 am »

He grimaces
Quite a temper you've got there. You've changed a good bit since Calville. The experiment that was going to be summoned was...very successful. It designed it to lay wast to continents. It was very good at its job. If it had gotten out many of your islands would have been dust. Also I saved you students. They were walking right into a giant fuck up. Should I apologize for that. Hmmm?
He stands up.
Now if we are done here I am going to return home to my daughter and wife. Be sure to tell the two girls, Selina and Victoria I think, that raising a family is a wonderful pain. They will be happy together. I'll be watching this unfold with interest Eva. I genuinely like some of your students, they have spunk, a desire to do good and not sulk around like a toddler with their hand caught in the cookie jar. Heroes today, can't tell them from the self obsessed assholes anymore. Now, my daughter wants me to cook dinner again. Do I have you leave to do that?

She glares at him, then chuckles a bit. "You're an idiot, Krinkel. I've always been like this. Fair warning? If I see you again I will tear out your black soul and shove it up your ass."
Then I will reform at home, sigh, and then continue trying to save my universe.
He creates a portal and turns to leave.
However just before he steps in he turns back.
Just a word of warning Eva. I'm not the only one watching these events. You've got a home grown vixen waiting in your backyard. Shes older than you and unlike me does not enjoy your company enough to not plot against you. Anyways give my regards to whoever you've taken as a lover this time. I think it was the warlock, no?
He then steps into the portal, closing it behind him.
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1921 on: September 07, 2013, 01:59:36 am »

"I'm sorry, but did you say morsels?"
Yes, your souls are quite delicious when horrifically burned and tortured.
"Wait what? I don't even have a soul!"

"Oh, evil and demons. Can I go now? I had some mission stuff going on and really demons and evil are boring at this point."
Oh, aren't you adorable. Fetus, I am literally Evil and The Demon. I was the first, both literally and figuratively.
"Oh, nice to meet you ^_^. Do you offer any educational courses on torture~?"

Kyle's eyebrow raises.
"Okay. Then you can quite possibly back up your claims."
Thank you

A ring of blue flame appears around all of you. A tendril of blue fire quickly binds you legs, it scalds you deeply. Your very soul begins to scream in  pain as you legs almost melt.

Just give me a second and I'll send you off and as a bonus tell you my name. A warning though: this is going to hurt A LOT.
"I didn't expect the class to be a first-hand experience, but that's fine with me ^__^" [SPI:100+32] Victoria redirects all the pain to herself.

Ah yes and one last thing. My name is Krlnkir Yrlvnt!
And then you go insane.
<That's a weird name mister...>
"Isn't it a bit impractical having a name incomprehensible to mortals you introduce yourself to?"

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Re: TA Mission 2 - Or, How I learned to stop worrying and NEVER FUCK WITH EVA
« Reply #1922 on: September 07, 2013, 02:01:30 am »

He grimaces
Quite a temper you've got there. You've changed a good bit since Calville. The experiment that was going to be summoned was...very successful. It designed it to lay wast to continents. It was very good at its job. If it had gotten out many of your islands would have been dust. Also I saved you students. They were walking right into a giant fuck up. Should I apologize for that. Hmmm?
He stands up.
Now if we are done here I am going to return home to my daughter and wife. Be sure to tell the two girls, Selina and Victoria I think, that raising a family is a wonderful pain. They will be happy together. I'll be watching this unfold with interest Eva. I genuinely like some of your students, they have spunk, a desire to do good and not sulk around like a toddler with their hand caught in the cookie jar. Heroes today, can't tell them from the self obsessed assholes anymore. Now, my daughter wants me to cook dinner again. Do I have you leave to do that?

She glares at him, then chuckles a bit. "You're an idiot, Krinkel. I've always been like this. Fair warning? If I see you again I will tear out your black soul and shove it up your ass."
Then I will reform at home, sigh, and then continue trying to save my universe.
He creates a portal and turns to leave.
However just before he steps in he turns back.
Just a word of warning Eva. I'm not the only one watching these events. You've got a home grown vixen waiting in your backyard. Shes older than you and unlike me does not enjoy your company enough to not plot against you. Anyways give my regards to whoever you've taken as a lover this time. I think it was the warlock, no?
He then steps into the portal, closing it behind him.

"You're an idiot, and are confusing me with someone else. I've only ever had one love, one lover. Hell, I was a virgin up until I met her. And I assure you, there's nothing in this universe or any other that can so much as touch me. If there was, I'd know."
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Or, How I learned to stop worrying and NEVER FUCK WITH EVA
« Reply #1923 on: September 07, 2013, 02:03:20 am »

((Is lesbianism the default sexuality for female characters in this setting? :P That would actually make some sense as it, generally, won't result in pregnancy.))
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Or, How I learned to stop worrying and NEVER FUCK WITH EVA
« Reply #1924 on: September 07, 2013, 02:04:26 am »

((No pain doesn't mean the burns aren't gone.))

Selina lays there, not able to move due to the burns. She can't even speak.

((Sad face because i'm having trouble keeping my eyes open. Night/morning!))
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Or, How I learned to stop worrying and NEVER FUCK WITH EVA
« Reply #1925 on: September 07, 2013, 02:05:08 am »

((Is lesbianism the default sexuality for female characters in this setting? :P That would actually make some sense as it, generally, won't result in pregnancy.))
(( Doubt that Medea, Hecate, Ashley and Circe would agree.))

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Re: TA Mission 2 - Or, How I learned to stop worrying and NEVER FUCK WITH EVA
« Reply #1926 on: September 07, 2013, 02:05:42 am »

Ah, hello Victoria. That baby of yours wasn't alone when you left, was it?
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Or, How I learned to stop worrying and NEVER FUCK WITH EVA
« Reply #1927 on: September 07, 2013, 02:07:20 am »

((Night.))
Victoria accesses Selina's mind, checking up on her. "That really hurt. I think I got almost all of the pain from our family members~♥  I'm not sure about everyone else though."

"She was with us."
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Or, How I learned to stop worrying and NEVER FUCK WITH EVA
« Reply #1928 on: September 07, 2013, 02:07:54 am »

He grimaces
Quite a temper you've got there. You've changed a good bit since Calville. The experiment that was going to be summoned was...very successful. It designed it to lay wast to continents. It was very good at its job. If it had gotten out many of your islands would have been dust. Also I saved you students. They were walking right into a giant fuck up. Should I apologize for that. Hmmm?
He stands up.
Now if we are done here I am going to return home to my daughter and wife. Be sure to tell the two girls, Selina and Victoria I think, that raising a family is a wonderful pain. They will be happy together. I'll be watching this unfold with interest Eva. I genuinely like some of your students, they have spunk, a desire to do good and not sulk around like a toddler with their hand caught in the cookie jar. Heroes today, can't tell them from the self obsessed assholes anymore. Now, my daughter wants me to cook dinner again. Do I have you leave to do that?

She glares at him, then chuckles a bit. "You're an idiot, Krinkel. I've always been like this. Fair warning? If I see you again I will tear out your black soul and shove it up your ass."
Then I will reform at home, sigh, and then continue trying to save my universe.
He creates a portal and turns to leave.
However just before he steps in he turns back.
Just a word of warning Eva. I'm not the only one watching these events. You've got a home grown vixen waiting in your backyard. Shes older than you and unlike me does not enjoy your company enough to not plot against you. Anyways give my regards to whoever you've taken as a lover this time. I think it was the warlock, no?
He then steps into the portal, closing it behind him.

"You're an idiot, and are confusing me with someone else. I've only ever had one love, one lover. Hell, I was a virgin up until I met her. And I assure you, there's nothing in this universe or any other that can so much as touch me. If there was, I'd know."
On the other side of the portal
Hi dad! I brought you your war maps so you could get done with it quicker and then come cook dinner with me! Mom caught a really fat looking runaway!...Dad? Were you in another business meeting?
Sort of and thank you. Now let me look at this...Fuck. Callopie's going for Middle E.  I'll fucking lose two of my arms before I give up there. After dinner could you run down and tell Mister Vargouli to move his stupid, lazy, astrocatic ass to Gondor and link up with the Marines there. Also, how do you feel about going to school?
I dunno, whats it like?
Really fun, I'll sign you up tomorrow.
YAY!
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Or, How I learned to stop worrying and NEVER FUCK WITH EVA
« Reply #1929 on: September 07, 2013, 02:08:46 am »

Should be about 4 hours before she starves then. You might want to check up on that.
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Or, How I learned to stop worrying and NEVER FUCK WITH EVA
« Reply #1930 on: September 07, 2013, 02:09:55 am »

"What?"
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Or, How I learned to stop worrying and NEVER FUCK WITH EVA
« Reply #1931 on: September 07, 2013, 02:11:25 am »

"What?"
"BABY'S, THEY KIND OF FUCKING NEED FOOD! ALSO, OW! THAT FUCKING HURT A LOT! FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Or, How I learned to stop worrying and NEVER FUCK WITH EVA
« Reply #1932 on: September 07, 2013, 02:11:35 am »

She's currently alone in an isolated part of the building and can't move yet. Starving is an issue there.
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Or, How I learned to stop worrying and NEVER FUCK WITH EVA
« Reply #1933 on: September 07, 2013, 02:12:55 am »

[@All]<Don't worry. Circe and I can still move. For some unfathomable reason we escaped the bloodbath. We'll take care of Cyrielle, just tell us what we need need to do.>

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Re: TA Mission 2 - Or, How I learned to stop worrying and NEVER FUCK WITH EVA
« Reply #1934 on: September 07, 2013, 02:15:15 am »

"Well that's annoying. I can't move either I don't think."
[To: All]<The standard stuff, give her some milk powder, she does have a nurse to look after her shell...>
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