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Author Topic: TA Mission 2 - Or, How I learned to stop worrying and NEVER FUCK WITH EVA  (Read 79748 times)

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Re: TA Mission 2 - Fear and Loathing in Port Canburry
« Reply #1215 on: September 02, 2013, 11:03:33 pm »

Kyle attempts to attack his self esteem.
"What the matter you fat bitch? Can't swing like a man?"
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Fear and Loathing in Port Canburry
« Reply #1216 on: September 02, 2013, 11:03:44 pm »

(45+33)
The man's jaw fractures.
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Fear and Loathing in Port Canburry
« Reply #1217 on: September 02, 2013, 11:06:21 pm »

(... As a note, guns won't work in the timestop. You can set up all the requirements for the reaction, but since no time actually passes... nothing works. Physical attacks, though, those'll work)

"... oh you motherfucker."

She jumps back down, flicking her blade from her waist and whipping it at the man's arm... [61+150] and presumably wrapping it right around it. Falling, she twists her body, pressing a gem in the hilt of the blade... [85+100] And pulling sharply, cutting his arm off.
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Fear and Loathing in Port Canburry
« Reply #1218 on: September 02, 2013, 11:07:40 pm »

((Aww.. I was hoping for a few moments for Isaac to be a complete badass..))
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Fear and Loathing in Port Canburry
« Reply #1219 on: September 02, 2013, 11:08:49 pm »

[98+20+10] Isaac sidesteps then..
[86+19+10+5] He chops at the man's back with his cogblade!
He laughs
"WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO NOW? TICKLE ME SOME YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER!"
Kyle attempts to attack his self esteem.
"What the matter you fat bitch? Can't swing like a man?"
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH FAG BEFORE I CHOKE YER DEAD BODY WITH MY COCK!"
(45+33)
The man's jaw fractures.

He seems not to care.
(... As a note, guns won't work in the timestop. You can set up all the requirements for the reaction, but since no time actually passes... nothing works. Physical attacks, though, those'll work)

"... oh you motherfucker."

She jumps back down, flicking her blade from her waist and whipping it at the man's arm... [61+150] and presumably wrapping it right around it. Falling, she twists her body, pressing a gem in the hilt of the blade... [85+100] And pulling sharply, cutting his arm off.

He laughs and pulls his arm back. He sticks it on the wound and blood flows over it. It washes away and his arm is fine.

[140] He yell
Hls and swings harder.
« Last Edit: September 02, 2013, 11:11:26 pm by mcclay »
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Fear and Loathing in Port Canburry
« Reply #1220 on: September 02, 2013, 11:09:25 pm »

So Fluffy shot him
Issac stabbed his back
Vivian Cut an arm off
Darnos broke his jaw
and Angel got him SUPER soaked

He's screwed
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Fear and Loathing in Port Canburry
« Reply #1221 on: September 02, 2013, 11:10:08 pm »

Angel pointed at the man and: [28+48+10+10] He gets knocked off his feet with a bunch of water.
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Fear and Loathing in Port Canburry
« Reply #1222 on: September 02, 2013, 11:11:01 pm »

Enough. Now fall.
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Darnos curls his hand into a fist and mimes a punch - and the man's left knee shatters.
Rather hard to stand up.
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Fear and Loathing in Port Canburry
« Reply #1223 on: September 02, 2013, 11:11:14 pm »

"Uh, how about no."

Miko decides to FINISH HIM.
[91+32+6+1?]
..by putting enough steel on/in his head that his neck can't support it. That's the theory, anyways.
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Fear and Loathing in Port Canburry
« Reply #1224 on: September 02, 2013, 11:11:33 pm »

[99+56+10+5] A wall projects right in front of the man and he runs straight into it.
[57+21+10+5] Isaac pulls out the rifle and shoots the man.
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Fear and Loathing in Port Canburry
« Reply #1225 on: September 02, 2013, 11:12:22 pm »

Kyle draws Light bringer.
"Then show me how you fight!"
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Fear and Loathing in Port Canburry
« Reply #1226 on: September 02, 2013, 11:13:46 pm »

Man's status
1 arm
perforated with bullets
broken knee and jaw
multiple serious cuts
He's been knocked down
RIP Crazy Cultist
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Fear and Loathing in Port Canburry
« Reply #1227 on: September 02, 2013, 11:14:58 pm »

((We're also fighting over a huge abyss.))
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Fear and Loathing in Port Canburry
« Reply #1228 on: September 02, 2013, 11:18:20 pm »

Man's status
1 arm
perforated with bullets
broken knee and jaw
multiple serious cuts
He's been knocked down
RIP Crazy Cultist
He got his arm back, check for edits before you post.

The man laughs insanely as he is covered in blood. He then leaps in the air and lands in CJ4. The blood washes off and he appears to be fine. He sends a blade through the neck of the Party Soldier. Killing him instantly. As blood flows up his blade he yells "GIVE ME YER BLOOD!"
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Re: TA Mission 2 - Fear and Loathing in Port Canburry
« Reply #1229 on: September 02, 2013, 11:22:49 pm »

((Who's is that one again? Also why are we in the borderlands universe?))
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