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Author Topic: Random Deaths - Just for the FUN  (Read 3937 times)

masterdiscord

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Re: Random Deaths - Just for the FUN
« Reply #30 on: August 14, 2013, 03:30:02 pm »
Urist sneezed: the severed part sailed off in an arc
Urist perfects shrink powder: Urist was eaten by cat
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Re: Random Deaths - Just for the FUN
« Reply #31 on: August 15, 2013, 01:24:52 am »
Urist has perished: it was expected.
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Re: Random Deaths - Just for the FUN
« Reply #32 on: August 15, 2013, 06:34:30 am »
Dwarf A cancels exsist interupted by Nerevar  striking heart of lorkhan
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Re: Random Deaths - Just for the FUN
« Reply #33 on: August 15, 2013, 07:05:53 am »
Urist farts loudly. The severed part flies off in an arc!

Urist cancels life: Unplugged from Matrix.

Urist seizes up!
Urist slams into an obstacle!
Urist has fell to his death.

Urist has died of dysentery.

Urist messed with Texas.
Urist has been struck down!
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masterdiscord

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Re: Random Deaths - Just for the FUN
« Reply #34 on: August 15, 2013, 03:03:17 pm »
Urist cancels (whatever): skateboard on stairs.
Urist has fallen: can't get up.
Urist has died: shoes untied.
Urist cancels breathe: has the dumb.
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Re: Random Deaths - Just for the FUN
« Reply #35 on: August 15, 2013, 03:12:19 pm »
urist sacrified himself to satan
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Kaytavo

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Re: Random Deaths - Just for the FUN
« Reply #36 on: August 15, 2013, 03:30:14 pm »
Urist cancels drink acid: hole in throat.
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Re: Random Deaths - Just for the FUN
« Reply #37 on: August 15, 2013, 08:20:54 pm »
Urist cancels life: interrupted by Armok
Urist cancels life: interrupted by Agent
Urist can-good evening, Mister Anderson

I sure do hope this will be an optional feature though!

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Re: Random Deaths - Just for the FUN
« Reply #38 on: August 15, 2013, 09:31:38 pm »
Urist cancels breathe- became too efficient at drinking

or maybe

Urist has drowned- found at the bottom of the barrel
Urist has drowned- forgot to breathe between barrels
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Re: Random Deaths - Just for the FUN
« Reply #39 on: August 16, 2013, 06:08:28 am »
Urist MCHammer died from bloodloss, compund fractured both arms after tryign to swing a legendary artefact slag warhammer over his head while drinking booze and throwing goblings like handgrenades.
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Re: Random Deaths - Just for the FUN
« Reply #40 on: August 19, 2013, 11:41:30 pm »
Urist has created an artifact suicide!
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masterdiscord

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Re: Random Deaths - Just for the FUN
« Reply #41 on: August 20, 2013, 11:11:45 am »
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Urist cancels breathe- became too efficient at drinking

Urist tried to shotgun the whole barrel
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Re: Random Deaths - Just for the FUN
« Reply #42 on: August 20, 2013, 01:20:52 pm »
Urist cancels life: on break (Yeah i know, it is similar to one i already wrote but i like this one better)

Urist suffers from Delirium Tremens and have ended his own life.

Urist cancels epic bender: born with unusually small liver.
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« Reply #43 on: August 20, 2013, 07:32:45 pm »

Urst has been struck down: tripped and fell down an impossibly long up/down staircase in a hilarious manner for a full fifteen minutes.

Urst has been struck down: Sleeping with the carp due to a vicious gambling problem.

Urst has been struck down: Alcohol poisoning. 

Urst has been struck down: Thought too hard about the dwarven physics behind atom smashers.

Urst has spontaneously combusted: Animosity towards elves reached too high of a level.

Urst has given up the will to live: Came to an epiphany that no matter what the poor dwarf does in this life, the dwarf will never be as badass as a giant sponge. 

Urst had found a problem excessive alcoholism cannot fix: Dwarf BSOD'd.

Urst is not having fun in the happy fun vampire run murder town you are running: Dwarf has opted out.

Urst has been assassinated: Bounty Hunter has hit his mark.

Urst has been assassinated: offed for an unintentional insult in the direction of the military commander.

Urst has been assassinated: offed for an unintentional insult in the direction of the manager.

Urst has been assassinated: offed for an unintentional insult in the direction of the hammerer.

Urst has been assassinated: offed for an unintentional insult in the direction of the psychiatrist(!!)

Urst has been assassinated: offed for an unintentional insult in the direction of the overseer.

Urst has been assassinated: offed for an unintentional insult in the direction of the bookkeeper.

Urst has been assassinated: messed up the Bookkeeper's perfectly set book ordering system.

Urst has been killed for absolutely no reason by me, because I don't think DF is hard enough for you. Oops, was he important? So sorry. *Stifles laugh* 

Urst has died: Fell in ill favor with the gods.

Urst has died: You know what? I'm not even going to tell you how. It was too brutal.


I can do this forever :P
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Re: Random Deaths - Just for the FUN
« Reply #44 on: August 20, 2013, 10:03:57 pm »
Personally, I think they should be fairly general, so a dwarf doesn't die by falling down the stairs while asleep in his bed. Maybe I'm just boring, though. Also:

A fatal accident has occured! followed by...

Urist has discovered the nature of his existence!
Urist has ascended to divinity!
Urist suffers a coughing fit and collapses!
Urist has swallowed his gum!



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