DERMONSTER TRIES TO KILL KJ. [4] KJ GETS PUNCHED IN THE FACE A COUPLE OF TIMES. THIS IS MILDLY IRRITATING.
ANGERED, KJ SUMMONS SOME OP DEMON MINIONS. [2] HE SUMMONS SOME AIR. THE AIR IS SWIFTLY INHALED BY THE NEARBY PEOPLE. DRAT, FOILED AGAIN.
TCM FIRES HIS 10 AT KJ. [5] IT TURNS INTO A 10 TONNE WEIGHT, WHICH CRUSHES KJ. HE'S NOT DEAD, BUT DAMN DOES THAT HAVE TO HURT.
REMURTHA TRIES TO SET HIMSELF UP AS AN EVIL BOSS. [4] HE NOW HAS A PRETTY SWEET DUNGEON, SOME DECENT LOOT AND A FEW LOYAL MONSTERS. HAS NO POWERS HIMSELF THOUGH, THAT MIGHT BE A PROBLEM.
FURTUKA FEEDS SOME LAXATIVES TO KJ. [6] SUDDENLY, KJ BECOMES A DIARREAH ROCKET AND SPRAYS FECES EVERYWHERE. FURTUKA THEN DROWNS IN IT. WHOOPS.
LORD SLOWPOKE VIOLENTLY SELLS ICE CREAM. [6] HE VIOLENTLY HANDS A KID A CHOCOLATE CHIP ICE CREAM. THIS MAKES HIM CRY. HE NOW HAS AN ANGRY MOTHER TO DEAL WITH.
OZARCK STABS DERM IN THE BACK. [4] DERM DIES DUE TO INJURIES RELATED TO A STABBED BACK. OZARCK THEN PROCEEDS TO STAB KJ IN THE FRONT. [4] THIS HAS LESS DEATH INVOVLED, WHAT WITH KJ BEING A BOSS AND FRONT STABS NOT BEING AS EFFECTIVE. STILL QUITE PAINFUL THOUGH.
CHINK EATS A THOUSAND MUFFINS. [6] HE BECOMES THE GOD OF MUFFINS AND TAKES THE FORM OF A MUFFIN. A REALLY BIG AND DELICIOUS MUFFIN, BUT STILL A MUFFIN.
THE DINO QUITE LITERALLY EATS SHIT. [5] SHIT HAS BEEN EATEN.
MR. NOCAMERA GRABS HIS GUITAR AND SETS OFF TO FIND THE <INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE>. [6] HE REALISES THE <INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE> IS INSIDE KJ. HE TRIES TO RETRIEVE IT. HE IS NOW IN KJ'S STOMACH.
PERSON TRIES THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER. [6] OUT COMES MR. NOCAMERA AND A WHOLE LOAD OF STOMACH ACID. MR. NOCAMERA BURNS TO DEATH.
XANTALOS TRIES TO BE DELICIOUS. [3] HE TURNS INTO A MCMUFFIN. KJ HAS NO INTEREST IN MCMUFFINS.
KRATH FUCKS WITH THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM. [1] HE IS EATEN BY CTHULHU. NOW A WILD CTHULHU IS IN THE FRAY.
ZANZETKUKEN USES TELEPORTATION. [2] HE TELEPORTS SOME MORE STOMACH ACID INTO HIS HANDS. OW THAT HURTS.
CHEESECAKE TRIES TO CONSUME THE BOSS. [4] CONSUMED. HOWEVER, CHEESECAKES DON'T HAVE STOMACHS, SO ASIDE FROM SOME MENTAL TRAUMA, KJ SHOULD BE FINE.
LALASA APPEARS AND TRIES TO EXPLODE THE <INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE>. [1] THE <INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE> EXPLODES HIM.
BOSS: KJ1225
STATUS: DIARREAH ROCKET (WHAT IS SPELLING), FACE PUNCHED, CRUSHED, CHEST STABBED, NO STOMACH ACID
KILLS: 5
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