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Author Topic: CHEESECAKE IS FINAL BOSS  (Read 13598 times)

ExKirby

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CHEESECAKE IS FINAL BOSS
« on: August 09, 2013, 04:06:24 pm »

IF YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON TO POST: YOU HAVE FOUND <INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE> WHICH HAS GIVEN YOU LOTS OF EVIL POWERS, ROUGHLY EQUIVELENT TO THAT OF A FINAL BOSS. NOW EVERYONE WANTS YOU DEAD. BETTER KILL THEM FIRST.

EVERYONE ELSE: THE <INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE> HAS BEEN TAKEN BY A BOSS! YOU MUST WORK TOGETHER TO SLAY THE BOSS AND RECLAIM THE <INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE>!

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« Last Edit: August 16, 2013, 02:57:44 pm by ExKirby »
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Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

kj1225

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Re: [YOUR NAME HERE] IS FINAL BOSS
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2013, 04:07:02 pm »

Oh god What did I do!
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Dermonster

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Re: [YOUR NAME HERE] IS FINAL BOSS
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2013, 04:07:15 pm »

DAMMIT
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Eotyrannus

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Re: [YOUR NAME HERE] IS FINAL BOSS
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2013, 04:07:29 pm »

YOINK
WAIT DANG YOU NINJA
WAIT DANG YOU NINJA AGAIN
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TCM

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Re: [YOUR NAME HERE] IS FINAL BOSS
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2013, 04:08:16 pm »

HEY

HEY EVERYONE

GRAB YOUR 8+1
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Re: [YOUR NAME HERE] IS FINAL BOSS
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2013, 04:08:32 pm »

FORGE THE ANTI-MACGUFFIN
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Re: [YOUR NAME HERE] IS FINAL BOSS
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2013, 04:09:02 pm »

Steal the macguffin for myself!
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

kj1225

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Re: [YOUR NAME HERE] IS FINAL BOSS
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2013, 04:09:33 pm »

Protect my precious!
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Remuthra

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Re: [YOUR NAME HERE] IS FINAL BOSS
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2013, 04:09:58 pm »

"I had dibs on that macguffin! Give it here, evil powers man!"

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Re: [YOUR NAME HERE] IS FINAL BOSS
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2013, 04:10:26 pm »

Eat the McMuffin!
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kj1225

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Re: [YOUR NAME HERE] IS FINAL BOSS
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2013, 04:10:29 pm »

"Nope, I stole it first!"
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Re: [YOUR NAME HERE] IS FINAL BOSS
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2013, 04:12:47 pm »

"Hey, where'd my macguffin go?"
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Remuthra

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Re: [YOUR NAME HERE] IS FINAL BOSS
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2013, 04:13:16 pm »

"Nope, I stole it first!"

"Wrong. I stole it first, then reverse stole it off on you, with the understanding that I would come back later to take it back. I just let you think you stole it, so you couldn't call the cops on me."

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Re: KJ1225 IS FINAL BOSS
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2013, 04:14:44 pm »

POSSESS MACGUFFIN
WANDER OFF
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Re: KJ1225 IS FINAL BOSS
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2013, 04:16:55 pm »

A random dinosaur wanders into the room for no apparent reason. After a brief look around at the disembodied voices and actions, he starts picking his nose, before speaking.

"hai guis i can haz killinz plz?"
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