FURTUKA CONSUMES CHEESECAKE. [1] HE DIES OF DIABETES. GOOD JOB.
SENTIENT BOWTIE ASKS ZANZETKUKEN FOR POWERS. [5] HE GAINS THE POWERS OF SENDING PEOPLE AWAY.
LORD SLOWPOKE CONTINUES THE ICE CREAM DUMP. [4] THERE IS NOW ICE CREAM EVERYWHERE. THIS IS MILDLY INSULTING TO CHEESECAKE.
TCM DOES THE CHOKESLAM. [4] HE SOMEHOW CHOKESLAMS A CHEESECAKE. LOGIC HAS GONE OUT THE WINDOW.
EMPIRICIST TRIES TO MAKE MORE <INSERT MACGUFFINS HERE>S. [1] HE IS EXPLODED BY THE <INSERT MACGUFFINS HERE>.
KJ USES THE SELF DESTRUCT. [4] HE EXPLODES WITH THE SPACE STATION, AND TAKES A LARGE CHUNK FROM THE CHEESECAKE. EVERYONE IS LOBBED BACK TO EARTH IN ONE PIECE.
EOTYRANNUS CONSUMES CHEESECAKE. [2] HE PREFERS SHIT AND GOES TO EAT SOME.
BFEL SAYS HI TO EVERYBODY. [1] FOR SOME REASON, CHEESECAKE FINDS THIS VERY OFFENSIVE AND SMOTHERS HIM WITH DELICIOUS CAKE GOODNESS. HE IS DEAD.
PERSUS SUMMONS THE LIBERAL CRIME SQUAD. [3] HE GETS A FEW HIPPIES. CLOSE ENOUGH.
LALASA GOES FOR THE CHOCOLATE. [6] HEY LOOK A BAR MADE OF CHOCOLATE. IT APPEARS TO BE THE EQUIVALENT OF AN ARTERY. LALASA CONSUMES IT BUT THEN DROWNS IN THE PROCEEDING VAST QUANTITY OF CHEESE CREAM STUFF SERIOUSLY WHAT IS IT EVEN CALLED.
TOMCOST CALLS IN KIRBY. [6] HE GETS EXKIRBY. SELF INSERTION HO. EITHER WAY, HE/I EAT(S) SOME OF THE CHEESECAKE, BUT IT IS FAR TO MASSIVE TO HE/I FALL(S) ASLEEP.
WOLFCHILD TRIES TO OVERBAKE A CAKE. [2] HE THEN REALISES HE LACKS ANY APPARATUS OF GOOD ENOUGH SCALE TO COOK THIS CHEESECAKE.
JETEX TRIES TO FIGURE OUT THE SITUATION. [1] HIS BRAIN EXPLODES FROM ALL OF THE STUPIDITY GOING ON.
KILLERHELLHOUND MAKES A SPACE SHIP. [3] IT'S LIKE A TIE-FIGHTER, EXCEPT NOT AS COOL.
ZANZETKUKEN GOES FOR A DIFFERENT ANIME SERIES. [6] HE THEN REALISES THE MACGUFFIN CANNOT BE DESTROYED. ALSO HE IS NOW TRAPPED IN MEWTO FORM.
OZARCK USES SCIENCE. [5] THE SINGULARITY RIPS A MASSIVE CHUNK FROM THE CHEESECAKE, BUT IT'S STILL THERE.
XANTALOS TRANSFERS HIS DEADNESS. [4] SOME OF THE CHEESECAKE... DIES. I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE HOW THAT EVEN WORKS.
CHEESECAKE EATS HIMSELF. [1] THIS FAILS FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. ALTHOUGH HE DOES MANAGE TO EAT SOMETHING IMPORTANT FIRST.
JUSTIN BIEBER MAKES MUFFINS. [3] NOT MANY PEOPLE WANT BIEBER MUFFINS.
BOSS: CHEESECAKE
KILLS: 5
STATUS: MILDLY INSULTED, CHOKESLAM'D, SLIGHTLY DESTRUCTED, BLEEDING SORT OF, MASSIVE CHUNK SINGULARIZED, PARTLY DEAD, MISSING SOME IMPORTANT ORGAN
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