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[Nirur Torir]

{5} - Leeroy's ghost haunts the facility, taunting the interns by burning a {5}. He notes that a surprisingly large amount of interns have poorly made notebooks stamped with the sinister logo of the KN. He manages to drive a few interns with superior KRK notebooks into killing each other before he dissipates.

{6} - Just minutes after he his hired, Kerbis B. Kerblonk is in one of the KR-13Cs and in the air (With his bag of potato chips). He quickly runs out of fuel, {5} and lands in the ocean south of the base. {2} He is captured by KN personnel, who declare that Kerbis is the Mun people.

{1} - Murgle Kerblore builds a new command pod, with an extensively reworked life support system. He tests it personally, but somebody cuts the extension cable and there is a slight problem with the internal door release mechanism. He asphyxiates before anybody thinks to check on him.

{5}+2=7 - Robert Von Kerman finally finishes his designed spy system. It is promptly declared to be years, if not decades, ahead of its time. It's quite expensive, and has a heavy power drain.

Spoiler: Specs (click to show/hide)

K-1 Orbit to Kerbal Advanced reconnaissance cam
Durability: *
CameraPower: *****
Power_Use: ****
Price: ****
Weight: *

{6}-1=5 - Coward that he is, Kirrim finally finishes his 'safety' device. The bulky boxes are likely to snap off with little stress, but it finally works!

Spoiler: Specs (click to show/hide)

'Kirrim' Craft Parachute
Durability: -
Price: **
Safety: ***
Weight: *

{4} - Luke builds a new KR-13C.

{2} - Samus tries building a giant mecha from scrap metal. Not having any of the subsystems designed, he throws in parts from DIY radio kits. A bird runs into the glass of the cockpit while he is nearly through, and it falls apart. He sneaks away before anybody gets a chance to notice the damage to the aircraft assembly building. ((Personal suits do not count as vehicles, if that's what you were going for.
There *is* a penalty for building without a proper facility. In this case, giant mecha and aircraft are probably close enough that the penalty would just have been to its stats.))


Deaths this turn:
Murgle Kerblore

Effectively dead this turn:
Kerbis B. Kerbonk

KSP fixes the aircraft construction facility

The KSP welcomes its new personnel, please review the personnel roster. ((Deaths have been recycled back to the waitlist.))

{3} - KSP tries to negotiate a hostage exchange for Kerbis B. Kerblonk, but the unscrupulous KN refuse to give up their 'Mun people.' Command is slightly unsettled by their use of plural.
{2} - Combat breaks out in the islands. {6} The KRK announce a glorious victory, and the foul KN carrier is destroyed.

Spoiler: Vehicle Designs (click to show/hide)

Rocket Bomb
Prototype Probe Core, Prototype Rocket Body, Prototype Small Liquid Fuel Engine, Prototype Small Liquid Fuel Tank, Mk I Wings, Prototype Communications Antenna.
Unmanned
Control: *
Integrity: *
Spare lift: *
Fuel: **
Safety: -
Size: *
Weight: *

Price: *
This flying bomb will land roughly in the general direction of the target it's fired at, if it doesn't explode on the launch pad or get intercepted by a bird.
It has enough fuel to reach a stable orbit around Kerbal. It cannot de-orbit.

KR-13B Jet Interceptor
Unpressurized cockpit, 2x Small Jet Engines, 2x Small Jet Fuel Tanks, 2x Small Jet Air Intake, 2x Light Aircraft Machine Guns, Wings
Crew: 1
Control: *
Integrity: *
Fuel: *
Safety: *
Size: *
Weight: *

Price: *
A design left-over from KWII, now upgraded by an unknown kerbalnaut with a wrench and hammer.

Spoiler: Kerbal Space Program Status: (click to show/hide)

Prestige: 0
Funding: ***** *

Structures:
Aircraft Assembly Area
Rocketry Factory
Runway
Launch Pad
Component Design Facility
Aircraft Hangar
Rocket Storage Facility

Chain-link fence
Civilian Gatehouse (Capacity: 1)

Spoiler: Hangars (click to show/hide)

1x KR-13C Jet Interceptor (Perfect condition)
1x KR-13C Jet Interceptor (Excellent condition)
1x KR-13C Jet Interceptor (Great condition)

1x Rocket Bomb

Spoiler: KN Intel (click to show/hide)

They have super-explosions.

Spoiler: Special Personnel (click to show/hide)

Kirrim Kerman(Squidgen) Kerbalnaut
Budget: *
Employment: 3 turns

Robert Von Kerman(10ebbor10) System Engineer
Budget: *
Employment: 3 turns

Luke Thorne(Lukeinator) Vehicle Engineer
Budget: *
Employment: 1 turns

Samus Kerman(Coolrune206) Vehicle Engineer
Budget: *
Employment: 1 turns

Sasha Fitz-Jeb Kerman II(Wolfchild) System Engineer
Budget: *
Employment: 0 turns

Trowah Kerbal(GWG) Kerbalnaut
Budget: *
Employment: 0 turns

[squidgen]

I'll save you Kerbis!

Take control of the Rocket Bomb. Fire it at KN personnel.

[Coolrune206]

(Facepalms) Builds a medium sized manned rover for the mun, feauturing this "Safety" Device, and spy camera. Also features solar panels, and massive battery storage

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

How many people die till I'm in?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wait, am I in or am I not? I notice "GWG" at the bottom, but...

[Nirur Torir]

How many people die till I'm in?

Four.

Wait, am I in or am I not? I notice "GWG" at the bottom, but...

You are in after you (re)submit a character.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Trowah Kerbal, Kerbalnaut
I am brave and prepared to take daring missions. Also, if you let me go to the Mun, I will help deal with your ghost problem.

[BFEL]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Oh gods....all this time....its been me....I AM THE MUN PEOPLE!!!!"

At this Kerbis commits suicide by Mun People Mind Powers.

[10ebbor10]

I'll save you Kerbis!

Take control of the Rocket Bomb. Fire it at KN personnel.

If you're stealing someone's test craft, please be so nice to have a replacement build.

Design high capacity batteries.

((Someone should probably design a rocket that works.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Someone should probably design a rocket that works.))

Yeah, I'd prefer not to have to replace my character every other turn.

[BFEL]

((Someone should probably design a rocket that works.))

Yeah, I'd prefer not to have to replace my character every other turn.

....THEN WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THIS?

[10ebbor10]

((Someone should probably design a rocket that works.))

Yeah, I'd prefer not to have to replace my character every other turn.

....THEN WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THIS?

((This is why I dislike Minimalist games. They tend to spill over in other games)).

We play this because we'd like our virtual Kerbals achieve something, or die trying.  (Instead of the just pointless dieing it appears to become, because we don't get any remotely flyable vehicles.)

[GreatWyrmGold]

Pretty much, yeah.

Besides, the funerals are going to be costing several percent of the budget at this rate.

[Nirur Torir]

Trowah Kerbal, Kerbalnaut
I am brave and prepared to take daring missions. Also, if you let me go to the Mun, I will help deal with your ghost problem.

I guess I don't notice anything after line breaks. I'll try to work on that.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Alright.

So. Action.

Test safety devices.