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[GreatWyrmGold]

Hmm... I'll make a crew capsule designed for hard landings. It can only fit 2 people, but is heavily reinforced with cushions, cats, and butter. And all other soft things.

Sabotage design with sanity! Specifically, remove the cats, butter, and the like.

Test it.

[IronyOwl]

Name: Alarin Kerblore
Specialty: Systems Engineer
Why you should be chosen for KSP, in 100 words or less: I will work tirelessly to make it cheaper to repair the facilities every time they explode and kill everyone inside.

[Coolrune206]

I feel the need to bump. So BUMP

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Name: K. Kerber
specialty:Systems engineer
Why: For explosins.

[TopHat]

I'm back, so Jeoff can be place in the 'proper' waitlist now.

[BFEL]

I feel the need to bump. So BUMP

You always feel the need to bump. You....BUMP WHORE 

[Nirur Torir]

I was actually going to update today, but no. Hopefully tomorrow.

[Coolrune206]

I feel the need to bump. So BUMP

You always feel the need to bump. You....BUMP WHORE 

You always feel the need to breathe, so what's wrong with feeling the need to bump?

[Nirur Torir]

((When I say you're in, please include a turn with your new character.))

{4} [AUTO] - Korben designs a pressurized 3-person capsule. It requires oxygen tanks.

Spoiler: Kluu class capsule (click to show/hide)

Crew: 3
Control: **
Durability: |
Life Support: 96 hours
Weight: ***
Price: ***

{2}-1=1 - Samus tries to make a capsule, but is stymied by the adoption process. When he tries to test the cushioning capabilities of the single buttered cat he does get, the police arrive. After a short trial, he is imprisoned and removed from KSP.

{4} - Robert modifies his reconnaissance module. It's simpler than its parent design, making it more durable and cheaper.

Spoiler: K-2 Orbit to Kerbal electronics reconnaissance module (click to show/hide)

Durability: **
Electronics Spy: ***
Power_Use: ****
Price: ***
Weight: *

{2}-1=1 - Kirrom impales himself with an improvised mass driver that fires iron poles. He does not survive.

{4} - Kerbon BonKer develops a slightly lighter and more expensive hull material. (Applied to future chassis designs automatically.)

{4}-1=3 - Trowah, using the scribbled plans left by Samus, creates a simple yet sturdy two-person capsule. He puts the buttery cat in it, uses it as payload for a KR-13c, and takes off. {5}-1=4 - Despite the added weight, the KR-13c performs the mission adequatly. He drops the capsule at 1000 feet and successfully lands. {2}+1=3 - The capsule is badly damaged, but the cat is just fine. It immediatly adopts the base commander in protest of this treatment.

Spoiler: Trowah class reinforced capsule (click to show/hide)

Crew: 2
Control: -
Durability: ***
Life Support: 24 hours
Weight: *****
Price: ****

Deaths this turn:
Samus Kerman, Kirrom

Replacements:
IronyOwl, Tophat

A new employee training facility is built. This will allow any employees to train themselves and their team in a specialization. It is currently only large enough for one team and its leader.

{1} - There are reports that the KN are testing more of their superior bombs. Their production seems to have increase.
{2} - There are reports that a secret, yet glorious, KRK laboratory exploded while attempting to create something like one of the bombs made by the KN. Observers reported blindness and/or death.

Spoiler: Vehicle Designs (click to show/hide)

Rocket Bomb
Prototype Probe Core, Prototype Rocket Body, Prototype Small Liquid Fuel Engine, Prototype Small Liquid Fuel Tank, Mk I Wings, Prototype Communications Antenna.
Unmanned
Control: *
Integrity: *
Spare lift: *
Fuel: **
Safety: -
Size: *
Weight: *

Price: *
This flying bomb will land roughly in the general direction of the target it's fired at, if it doesn't explode on the launch pad or get intercepted by a bird.
It has enough fuel to hit 15% of the planet.

KR-13C Jet Interceptor
Unpressurized cockpit, 2x Small Jet Engines, 2x Small Jet Fuel Tanks, 2x Small Jet Air Intake, 2x Light Aircraft Machine Guns, Wings
Crew: 1
Control: *
Integrity: *
Fuel: *
Safety: *
Size: *
Weight: *

Price: *
A design left-over from KWII, now upgraded by an unknown kerbalnaut with a wrench and hammer.

KR-13D Jet Interceptor
Unpressurized cockpit, 2x Small Jet Engines, 2x Small Jet Fuel Tanks, 2x Small Jet Air Intake, 2x Light Aircraft Machine Guns, Wings
Crew: 1
Control: *
Integrity: --
Fuel: *
Safety: -
Size: *
Weight: |

Price: *
This variant has been stripped down, allowing it to fly out of the atmosphere and land anywhere on the planet, if the weapons are removed and drop fuel tanks are added.

Spoiler: Kerbal Space Program Status: (click to show/hide)

Mission: Get a spy satellite into orbit. Duration: 2 turns. Reward: *** funding increase.

Prestige: 2
Funding: ***** ***

Structures:
Aircraft Assembly Area
Rocketry Factory
Runway
Launch Pad
Component Design Facility
Aircraft Hangar
Rocket Storage Facility
Testing Facility (33% chance of being useful)

Barbed wire fence
Military Gatehouse (Capacity: 4)

Employee Training Facility (Capacity: 1)

Spoiler: Hangars (click to show/hide)

1x KR-13C Jet Interceptor (Perfect condition)
1x KR-13C Jet Interceptor (Great condition)
1x KR-13D Jet Interceptor (Perfect condition)

Spoiler: KN Intel (click to show/hide)

They have super-explosions. They are starting to make more of them.
They can put things into orbit.

Spoiler: Special Personnel (click to show/hide)

Robert Von Kerman(10ebbor10) System Engineer
Budget: *
Employment: 7 turns

Trowah Kerbal(GWG) Kerbalnaut
Budget: *
Employment: 4 turns

Kerbon BonKer(BFEL) System Engineer
Budget: *
Employment: 1 turns

Korben Kluu(Sentient Bowtie) System Engineer
Budget: *
Employment: 1 turns

Jeoff II Kermin(Tophat) Kerbalnaut
Budget: *
Employment: 1 turns

Alarin Kerblore(IronyOwl) System Engineer
Budget: *
Employment: 0 turns

[Coolrune206]

I'd like to be known as SpacePirate Kerman, and I am a systems engineer.

[squidgen]

.................  CURSE YE DICE!

Name:Kirram
Occupation: Kerbonaught
Why I should be accepted: That strutgun was pure genius, and I wan't to complete it.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Aid any attempts to create a spy satellite. Try doing so on my own if no one else does.

Ask someone to fix the Trowah-class Reinforced Capsule.

[IronyOwl]

((Crap, we have no vehicle engineers. That's gonna make spy satellite production difficult.))

Attempt to improve on the Kerblore A1 small liquid fuel engine, upgrading it to the A2. Any area of improvement is fine, with a preference for fuel efficiency.

Create Trench-I class spy satellite, using the following parts:

Prototype Probe Core
Prototype Communications Antenna
Prototype Solar Cells
K-2 Electronics Reconnaissance Module
Enough Solid Fuel Boosters to get it into orbit
One Kerblore A1 engine and fuel tank for additional controlled thrust and in-orbit manipulation

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Crap, we have no vehicle engineers. That's gonna make spy satellite production difficult.))

(C'mon, improvisation of a vehicle engineer is just an Aid Action away!))

[IronyOwl]

((Crap, we have no vehicle engineers. That's gonna make spy satellite production difficult.))

(C'mon, improvisation of a vehicle engineer is just an Aid Action away!))

((True...

Yeah, hell. Let's do this.))