Roleplay III -- Part 3
The gruff voice and manner of the Cook takes you aback as you approach him, but you set your courage and you resolve to launch into a gripping tale of valour and derring-do just like the idylls and songs. No one would wish to obstruct such glory from transpiring. "Master Cook, a moment of your time." He spins around, and upon seeing you, bows respectfully.
You take a few anxious moments to think how the bards in your mother's court would phrase this request. "Great ill stalks these lands, good Master, and I require the service of your son to set them aright. I will levy a force, and he shall be its captain. He will be Orlando to my Charlemagne. We will chase evil from one end of the world to the other, and..."
"Hamden Cook! Get over here! Now!" Hammy shuffles over in great trepidation, and rightly so, when he immediately receives a cuff across the cheek. "Why didn't tha tell me his Lordship was needing thee, boy? Have tha no sense?" His manner changes as he addresses you with a toothy grin. "My most profuse and unworthy apologetifications, your Lordship. Hamden will be attending you shortly!"
Hamden leaves the kitchen with a confused yet anxiously respectful demeanor, and you somewhat share his confusion. As you mount your pony, the physical reality of looking down at stout Hammy for the first time suddenly overwhelms you as a confirmation of your different status. Slightly uneasy with this glaring inequality, you offer him a hand to join you up on the pony, which he takes hesitantly. His hand is still slick with lard and is impossible to grip or keep hold. After several determined minutes of clumsily trying to help him mount, you both ingloriously plummet to the ground together, and get up laughing. You decide to lead your pony on foot while you two plan which troops to raise, and what enemies to scatter before you.