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[pikachu17]

Don't Forget their pwnage of low-level wizard

[Culise]

Don't Forget their pwnage of low-level wizard

Wizards can beat everything.
Cats can beat wizards.
Therefore, by transitive property, cats can beat everything.

[FallacyofUrist]

Wizards can beat everything.
Cats can beat wizards.
If a cat beats a wizard, the wizard did not beat the cat, and vice versa.
Ergo cats are not part of everything.
Ergo cats do not exist.

[Reelya]

You can't conclude that it's the cat that doesn't exist.

- wizards might not exist. Since if a wizard beats a wizard, the winning wizard was also not part of everything. So, wizards who can beat everything are not part of everything either. Therefore wizards don't exist.

Also, if wizards who beat everything can't exist, then nothing beats everything, making nothing greater than everything. Nothingness is the least that can exist, so everything is less than the least that can exist, meaning everything doesn't exist.

[smjjames]

Hence Schrodingers Cat, the cat who can exist and not exist at the same time, along with every combination of aliveness and deadness.

[FallacyofUrist]

However, everything obviously exists, as proven by evidence and everything's own nature.

Ergo one of the preceding statements is false.

[JoshuaFH]

ptw just got back into OotS.

[Egan_BW]

It'd never work on the cat or Blackwing; the vampire's dominate works as Dominate Person, which only affects humanoids.

Also Belkar's pet lizard, whose name I've forgotten.
He does still have that, right?

[Akura]

Bloodfeast? Should still be in the bag of holding, which is also why the Dispel Magic barrage didn't remove Baleful Polymorph.

[Hotfire90]

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[smjjames]

@Roy (incomic): Yeah, 'were' being the key word here, the dispel magic removed it.

If they really wanted to protect from the gaze no matter what, they should have worn sunglasses.

Not sure why Roy's order to Belkar just before the gaze triggered for Minrah and not when Haley shot V. Maybe because Haley is part of the Order and Minrah isn't.

editwhiletyping: I bet Roy could use that to his advantage somehow since it looks like Belkar can't be ordered by the vampires (due to the protection from evil amulet) but is still following the order he was last given.

EDIT!: Spotted this on the GitP forum:  Quote Originally Posted by Puschkin View Post
Woah, not looking good! Espeically that important heal getting disrupted. I have no idea how they are supposed to get out of this. Then again I don't know much about D&D rules. Do they have a chance to shake it off each round?
They have a chance to shake it off when given an order they find sufficiently objectionable.

I know it'd be an evil thing to do otherwise, but perhaps Roy could get Hilgya out of that state by getting as close as possible to her that any AOE spells she does would have the potential to hit Kudzu. THAT should be sufficiently objectionable to snap her out of it.

Or, alternatively, as I saw mentioned in the forums, Roy could try to reinforce Hilgyas hate towards Durkon and undead and how she's taking orders from both.

[Enemy post]

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[Egan_BW]

Poncho Vampire: "Alright, I dominate the blond one."
GM: *Rolls* "You are now the proud owner of one human bard."
Poncho Vampire: "A bard? What's he do?"
GM: "Ummm, he has a pretty high Charisma score?"
Poncho Vampire: "...Okay, tell him to convince his friend to join us!"

[SOLDIER First]

ptw

[NRDL]

I never realised how much I wanted Elan to actually fight Roy, even if just for a little bit.