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Re: Order of the Stick
« Reply #2310 on: August 26, 2017, 08:56:20 am »

Could someone come up with a spell that shoots ACTUAL sunlight? Like, open a lens to space right next to a star kinda thing.

At that point you might just open a portal to the Elemental Plane of Sun and throw the vampire into it :P

Edit: also, I'm kinda hoping the dwarf focus of this chapter will mean we get to see Helga (or whayever tbe name of Durkon's original Linear Guild countwrpart and love interest was) again.
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« Reply #2311 on: August 26, 2017, 08:58:17 am »

I am pretty sure that would kill most non-vampires as well. <|-:DC
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« Reply #2312 on: August 26, 2017, 12:05:49 pm »

Hey we learned their names! That means they won't be dying right? :P
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« Reply #2313 on: August 26, 2017, 01:08:16 pm »

My question is: do we have an Epic spell that literally throws a mini-Sun at people?
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« Reply #2314 on: August 26, 2017, 01:10:22 pm »

I'd prefer one that fires mini-moons. Mainly for alliterative purposes, but also because the idea of someone summoning, with great effort, what is essentially a well-sculpted rock to throw at people amuses me.
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« Reply #2315 on: August 26, 2017, 03:49:09 pm »

Won't that just be meteors?
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« Reply #2316 on: August 26, 2017, 04:12:35 pm »

My question is: do we have an Epic spell that literally throws a mini-Sun at people?

Yep. It's called Hellball.
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« Reply #2317 on: August 29, 2017, 02:35:48 pm »

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« Reply #2318 on: August 29, 2017, 04:15:52 pm »

I guess someone is aware of a certain prophecy.
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« Reply #2319 on: August 29, 2017, 05:40:05 pm »

The fool. The mad fool.
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« Reply #2320 on: August 29, 2017, 05:47:26 pm »

I guess someone is aware of a certain prophecy.

Oooh riiight. I had forgot about that.

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« Reply #2321 on: August 29, 2017, 11:33:27 pm »

I guess someone is aware of a certain prophecy.

Which one?

The only one that I remember and would apply is that Durkon will finally return home posthumously, but the lamenting dwarf probably does not know about that one.
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« Reply #2322 on: August 30, 2017, 01:34:57 am »

I guess someone is aware of a certain prophecy.

Which one?

The only one that I remember and would apply is that Durkon will finally return home posthumously, but the lamenting dwarf probably does not know about that one.
Uh, there was one made by a dwarven priest that the next time Durkon would come back home, he would cause a calamity, or something like that. I think it was why he was banished in the first place.
I think, don't quote me on that.
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« Reply #2323 on: August 30, 2017, 02:26:44 am »

It's literally his character background.
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« Reply #2324 on: August 30, 2017, 02:29:31 am »

I guess someone is aware of a certain prophecy.

Which one?

The only one that I remember and would apply is that Durkon will finally return home posthumously, but the lamenting dwarf probably does not know about that one.
Uh, there was one made by a dwarven priest that the next time Durkon would come back home, he would cause a calamity, or something like that. I think it was why he was banished in the first place.
I think, don't quote me on that.
That is a very stupid reason to banish someone.
Either kill him and burn the corpse, or prevent him from leaving in the first place.
Or at least tell him about it, so he does not try to return. (Though this would have not helped in this case.)
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Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.
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