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[BlitzDungeoneer]

PTW
'Nuff said.

[Parsely]

Yeah, I'mma follow dis meow.

How come you don't have more games with living tanks?

I never did make that tank rancher game. Hmmm!

[Parsely]

Aw, you know what I really love? Time Crisis.

Hm. Tank Crisis?

Time Crisis: Fully Armored
You're a bunch of tanks, you gotta stop the bad guys! Shoot all the terrorists within the time limit (a number of turns, or a physical time limit if we're on IRC; let's hope you type fast!). There is a string of scenes leading to a boss encounter. You must complete a goal to move on to the next scene, usually "kill all the bad guys".

[mastahcheese]

Make a "Teenage Mutant Ninja Tanks" game.

Then combine it with that idea.

Include Reaganomics.

[Parsely]

Myes. Make a note of that. *dictation intensifies*

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Tanks?
I'd definitely join that if it was made.

[Parsely]

I didn't watch that show a lot when it came out, I had lots of toys shaped like them though. Not the biggest fan of TMNT, but I do want to see the reboot that's coming out. CG looks great, I hope there's a lot of action. And fuck one of them squished a car just by landing on it!



I do think this is pretty accurate however.

[Parsely]

June 29
That one final fantasy movie is badass. I need to write a story about that. 20 minutes into the future a bunch of scientists find fockin ghosts in an ancient ruin. Ghosts kill errbody.

[3man75]

I didn't watch that show a lot when it came out, I had lots of toys shaped like them though. Not the biggest fan of TMNT, but I do want to see the reboot that's coming out. CG looks great, I hope there's a lot of action. And fuck one of them squished a car just by landing on it!



I do think this is pretty accurate however.

Is that donkey on the background? Is Michael bay ducking with us or is that Photoshop?

[Parsely]

..it's photoshop..

[mastahcheese]

Why hasn't anyone made a game where you terrorize ogres yet?
That needs to be done.

[Parsely]

More ghosts please, and fighting huge stuff that's way bigger than you. How about the ghost of a planet that's terrorizing the galaxy?

[mastahcheese]

I was thinking more along the lines of "Roll to poke the ogre" but that works too.

[Rolepgeek]

Watching.

[Parsely]

I was thinking more along the lines of "Roll to poke the ogre" but that works too.

No I didn't like your idea so I ignored it. Roll to poke the planet-sized machine city 'Ogre' with an army of spacemans in a desperate final bid to save the universe.