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Dracula.

2 (16.7%)

Osiris.

0 (0%)

Zombie Michael Jackson.

2 (16.7%)

Zombie Teddy Roosevelt.

0 (0%)

Doppleganger TCM.

1 (8.3%)

All of the above.

7 (58.3%)

Total Members Voted: 12

[mastahcheese]

(Actually I'm changing the vote cos I couldn't decide what to put in the coffin.)

((I'm protesting, zombie 2Pac is not a choice.))

Because 2Pac is ALREADY WITH HIM.

WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY IT SHOULD BE A CHOICE

[Xantalos]

((DARNIT DIDN'T SEE EDIT
Redact that one vote from Drscula and put it into 'all of the above' if you could.))

[SquatchHammer]

(Voted for ata choice.)

*Well fuck me running with a chainsaw backwards while shoving an I-beam up my anus. With that, CALL IN FOR BACK UP THIS INSTANT BECAUSE ILL NEED MOAR FIWAREPOWARE!!!!!!*

[Gamerlord]

That's technically an action, not a speech... Well it was only a matter of time before I had to write another scene of utter and horrifying perversion.

[Xantalos]

D :

[SquatchHammer]

That's technically an action, not a speech... Well it was only a matter of time before I had to write another scene of utter and horrifying perversion.

What did you expect this is bay 12. Also sigged.

D :

Also did I actually shock the Resident Eldritch Abomination?!

[Xantalos]

Who are you going to get to do that even?

[SquatchHammer]

Oh, Gamerlord will figure that out, unless he rolls a one.

[Xantalos]

Well it's the future, I'm sure there's someone with a chainsaw dong.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Well it's the future, I'm sure there's someone with a chainsaw dong.

And I'll be taking this, thank you very much.

[Xantalos]

No problem.

[Gamerlord]

Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - Talk.
"Oh, uh...erm..mhm YES. UH. SOMEONE WAKE HER UP RIGHT THIS MINUTE! AND GET ME MY SCEPTER! AND BREIF ME ON MY SCHEDULE FOR THE DAY. YES. HM."
They're just staring at you. Why are... Oh. That seems like it could be why. Behind you a massive mural covers the wall. On it is a picture of you clad in coral armour beating down a human with a scourge.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Hug Adam. Ask him, then look for Eve.
"It's been so long! Are you okay? You're such a big boy now! Where's Eve?"
"Where were you Mummy? It hurt so much."
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Call the first guy back. Hang up again. Call the nearest police station. Maybe they'll know something about this mess.
"nope, can't reach him. If you can do something about the blast shields I might be able to get a signal though."
You call up the closest police station.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Open coffin with Necromancer magic powahs.
As the coffin opens you are treated to a clown car sequence of a guy wearing black silk, a man wrapped in bandages, some guy looking like he's made of plastic, a zombified man-bear and a... You.
Sam Greene - Samarkand - TWO TURNS UNTIL REMOVAL.

Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Force Lightning the Pizza Hut. All of it.
You reach out and channel your inner Palpatine, blasting the bastards who hurt your baby with lightning. Mmmm, char-grilled fucktards.
Xantalos - Xantalos - Try to transmit my personality to the mechs in order to make them become my minions through code contained within my shouting.
If that doesn't work, just shoot them in the heads with my various guns.
YOU WILL CEASE.
The smallest mech stumbles and turns to the others, but is quickly obliterated by the redirected fire of the others. Sensing that you failed, you open fire, but your massive guns are pretty inaccurate.
Sasquatch Hammerton the 23^rd - SquatchHammer - *Well fuck me running with a chainsaw backwards while shoving an I-beam up my anus. With that, CALL IN FOR BACK UP THIS INSTANT BECAUSE ILL NEED MOAR FIWAREPOWARE!!!!!!*
You're about to sit on a chainsaw when a phone rings.

Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)

Eh, sorry about the low quality update.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Keep going xantalos, it could be working! Or just sit on them you know.

[SquatchHammer]

(*Laughs maniacally at what TCM will face* Ah that was good. Also I dodged a bullet, well really a chainsaw and I-beam double penetration that I forgot to write it as a speech. I assume its top hats character talking to me. Sorry for the cursing but he is a solder.)

*Looks at phone* Whew, for a second there I thought I lost my mind. Pick up chainsaw for later use. Now time to answer my goddamned phone. Answer the phone through internal system so no one else can hear me*

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS COCK-SUCKING SON OF A BITCH CALLING ME FOR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU SHITTY NEEDS!!?!?!

[Xantalos]

Hell, if I'm as big as I think I am I can just push them over!

Idly shoot them some more while resuming absorbing the city.