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Dracula.

2 (16.7%)

Osiris.

0 (0%)

Zombie Michael Jackson.

2 (16.7%)

Zombie Teddy Roosevelt.

0 (0%)

Doppleganger TCM.

1 (8.3%)

All of the above.

7 (58.3%)

Total Members Voted: 12

[TopHat]

I was close with the policemen thing.
Haggle with Gamerlord for some of the points.

Anyway:
"oh, I'm Jacen. Sorry, forgot to introduce myself there. And these would be your siblings, correct? What are they called?"
Examine the small baby-things

[Gamerlord]

Nope, no points for you.

[SquatchHammer]

Holy shit, this shot up a few pages in a couple of days and now I think we are just waiting for TCM.

I did guess the threat but only through messaging GL and not caring about the points. I just wanna know what was going to hit me.

[TCM]

"Alright, new plan."

Go find a bank.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Go go abom ranger du du du da da da go go dark forces rangers du du du da da da go!

[NullForceOmega]

Frankly the shockwave from the railgun discharge alone should rupture most of Adam's soft tissues, but I like how this is going, so I'll restrict myself from excess commentary.

[Gamerlord]

I can't do the update right now, but just gonna say; don't write off Adam so quickly. The stat block in the OP is what he was when he dissappeared. I've rolled a dozen more times in the Metamorphica for him and the results make him a lot tougher. He's the male of Cheesecake's/Eve's species and he is one hell of a fighter.

[SquatchHammer]

Don't write off Adam so quickly. The stat block in the OP is what he was when he dissappeared. I've rolled a dozen more times in the Metamorphica for him and the results make him a lot tougher. He's the male of Cheesecake's/Eve's species and he is one hell of a fighter.

He better be as tough as a Super Mutant from the first two fallouts to have survived the shots if they hit squarely. He will need some level of hardness throughout his body to deal with the shock of the rounds hitting him, even if they dont penetrate.

[Gamerlord]

Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - Walkity Walkity Walk. Keep on struttin'. Sprint for the finish. [Insert Motion Saying].
You follow the two and eventually end up back on the same plane of existance. Your guide leads you in front of a particularly grand and non-euclidean building.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - NULL: PUT INTO STANDBY
FIVE TURNS REMAINING.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Examine the small baby-things
"Oh, I'm Jacen. Sorry, forgot to introduce myself there. And these would be your siblings, correct? What are they called?"
I don't know, Mummy didn't name them.
The small creatures have snake-like skin with barely discernible scales. It's difficult to see much else, as when you lean in they bare their teeth and swipe at you with tiny little claws. They look hungry.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Go find a bank.
"Alright, new plan."
With FemPac and zombies in tow you trundle off to find a bank! Soon enough you find one that looks fairly affluent, but it seems abandoned.
Sam Greene - Samarkand - Polish Xantalos, with posphoric acid on any rusted areas and oil all over to help prevent oxidation.
You attacked me. You shall be rewarded for your audacity by becoming my butler. Now then, polish me.
"Of course govn'a! I'll get on that."
You rapidly get to work and polish Xantalos' metallic head.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Take control of the VTOL, round two time.
Chuckling to yourself, you push the corpses out of their seats and ready the controls. As you pull off of the current course the intercom comes on.
"Unit Six Alpha Two, return to your flig-"
"UNIT SIX ALPHA TWO, THIS IS BROCKRIDGE. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYING AT? GET THAT PRISONER TO BASE NOW!"
Xantalos - Xantalos - Set him down on my shoulder. Give commands to butler, continue absorbing city.
You attacked me. You shall be rewarded for your audacity by becoming my butler. Now then, polish me.
Doot dee doo, absorb absorb absorb.
Sasquatch Hammerton the 23^rd - SquatchHammer - BLARG THIS YOU HONK BAG!!! *level my railgun at the center of mass and fire walking the fire up through the body until out of ammo, if out of ammo when Adam hits me, I will use my shoulder mount PBC*
You level your railgun and fire, the man-beast is thrown back. Climbing to your feet, you continue firing, slowly destroying the creature. When your ammo runs out it's just a bloody mess. Satisfied you turn and walk away.
"NOT. ENOUGH."
Well shit. You turn back around and see the wounds rapidly closing and limbs reforming. This might be a problem.

Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)

WHOO! Up at four thirty in the fucking morning for Pathfinder game! Also, get ready for hell SquatchHammer, you're fighting a regenerator.

[SquatchHammer]

REGENERATE THIS!!!! *Level PBC at the mess and fire. Reload as soon as the PBC discharges*

( at that point he shouldnt be able to regen that.)


Edit. To be determined.

[Gamerlord]

At that range the PBC will kill you too.

[Greenstarfanatic]

"Woah. That's...Woah.

What is it?"

[TopHat]

"Oh...
.... quick question - What have you guys been eating down here?"
Hmm... Might have left my lunch in my bags. Could be edible for this lot, I'm not that hungry...

[TCM]

Rob bank with zombie squad!

"YO, THIS IS A HOLDUP! IS ANYONE HERE? REGARDLESS OF THAT, IT'S STILL A HOLDUP."

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

(Tell me, gamerlord, when did your metamorphica give it the powers of regeneration in the turns it was gone?)