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Dracula.

2 (16.7%)

Osiris.

0 (0%)

Zombie Michael Jackson.

2 (16.7%)

Zombie Teddy Roosevelt.

0 (0%)

Doppleganger TCM.

1 (8.3%)

All of the above.

7 (58.3%)

Total Members Voted: 12

[kj1225]

Well, I would be disappointed if poison didn't kill people when they inhaled it.

[Gamerlord]

Yeah. But you can't do it over and over. And people saw you kill that guy.

Well, working on the update now.

[Gamerlord]

Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - Hm. Go talk to the horned girl. See what her deal is.
"Hey, what's your name?"
Sandy. What's yours?
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - BREED.
[5]
The orgy goes quite smoothly and within the hour your stomach is bulging.
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Fly away to where I need to be for the plot!
[4]
You get out of there before the police show up. Lotta people saw your face though.
[6]
Your flight ends atop a skyscraper where you crouch, staring down at this city of sinners and -
*CRUNCH*
HELLO!
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Take out phone. Type out police number by number until she gives it back.
"Oh, look, a flying pig!"
[2]
She swipes the phone and drops it to nestle besides your wallet.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Dropkick him.
You assault the guy with a railgun. Brilliant.
[4 vs 1]
[5 vs 4]
You move much faster than him and slam your foot into his face, sending him stumbling back and dropping the railgun.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Hi-Jack the VTOL!
[3 + 1 = 4]
After a few false starts you get the VTOL limo into the air.

Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)

Cheesecake, check the last update for your mutations. Also, WHY DID YOU MAKE ME WRITE THIS YOU MONSTER. I FEEL UNCLEAN.

[kj1225]

What was noise?

[Cheesecake]

[Ha. This thread will soon be my sandbox and you all will be my little playthings!]

Use my cops' synapse to psychically speed up time until the point where I give birth.

[TopHat]

That's it.
Threaten with tire iron thing. Smash her with it if threat ineffective.

[mastahcheese]

Check to see what weapons are on this thing. Hopefully missiles, I'm about to hit a large target.

[TCM]

Grab Railgun and run out of there with FemPac.

[TopHat]

Just a heads up, I'll be on holiday for the next week or so so don't expect any turns.

[Gamerlord]

That's alright. If you want I can retcon you in later or just act like nothing happened. Also, just waiting another two hours for Greenstar before I update.

[Greenstarfanatic]

"Samuel. Nice to meet you!"

Extend a hand for a handshake.

((Sorry, I was in Whistler, and just got back.))

[Gamerlord]

Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - Extend a hand for a handshake.
"Samuél. Nice to meet you!"
She smiles and accepts the handshake.
Charmed. So what brings you here?
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Use my cops' synapse to psychically speed up time until the point where I give birth.
[5]
The cops gain Mild Psychic Powers and you give birth!
[3 - 1 = 2]
Five out of seven young are born stillborn. Guess being a mutant abomination isn't so good for giving birth.

Spoiler: Child 1 (click to show/hide)

Gender: Male
Str: 2
Dex: 2
Agi: 2
Int: 1
Will: 1
Mutations:
-Fangs - Needle like
-Hairless
-Claws - Both Feet and Hands
-Reverse Pedalism - Now a quadraped
-Aquatic Adaption - Gills, Tail Fin (Does not replace back legs), Nictating Membranes (over eyes)
-Burrower
-Carnivore

Spoiler: Child 2 (click to show/hide)

Gender: Female
Str: 2
Dex: 2
Agi: 2
Int: 1
Will: 1
Mutations:
-Attractive
-Fangs - Needle like
-Large Rear End
-Hairless
-Reverse Pedalism - Now a quadraped
-Female
-Aquatic Adaption - Gills
-Silk Production
-Burrower
-Carnivore
-Motherliness

Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - What was noise?
You look around and see an asian teenager with bat wings.
I'M GEENA! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Threaten with tire iron thing. Smash her with it if threat ineffective.
"GIVE ME MY FUCKING SHIT!"
[5]
Okay, okay! Don't hurt me!
She pulls out your phone and wallet and toss them to you, then runs out the door.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Grab Railgun and run out of there with FemPac.
[4]
You snag the railgun on your way out, FemPac behind you. A group of rappers follow you however.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Check to see what weapons are on this thing. Hopefully missiles, I'm about to hit a large target.
[6]
Upon inspection you discover that the VTOL limo has exclusive access to an orbital laser satellite, as well as a pair of gauss-miniguns.

Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)

Woop.

[Cheesecake]

EDIT: Fiiiiinnneee. Send cops and the children out to learn of the world beyond the nest.

[Gamerlord]

No. Just no. Edit that NOW, or mastahcheese's first firing of that orbital laser will obliterate you.

[Samarkand]

I'm gonna join in on the fun!

Name: Sam Greene
Gender: Male
Stats
Str: 4
Dex: 5
Agi: 4
Int: 8
Will: 7
PLEASE keep the stats similar if not identical to how you are RL.
Skills
Chemistry
Arguing at inopportune times
Swing Dancing
Whatever you want. If you know it RL, put it here.
Description: 21, 5'7", glasses, unkempt hair, you know the drill.
Reason for being in Vegas: Friends wanted to go for my 21. They got drunk and I wandered off, because I was bored of them.