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Dracula.

2 (16.7%)

Osiris.

0 (0%)

Zombie Michael Jackson.

2 (16.7%)

Zombie Teddy Roosevelt.

0 (0%)

Doppleganger TCM.

1 (8.3%)

All of the above.

7 (58.3%)

Total Members Voted: 12

[TopHat]

grab something that can be used as a weapon. Enter and politely ask for stuff back.

[Cheesecake]

Sit down and bask in the sweet, sweet justice system.

[kj1225]

Kyle walks up to the guy and introduces himself.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Daaaaamn. Buy as many $3000 can buy. THEN, let's go check out the contests, see which ones I can enter.

[TCM]

"Let's just go."

Take FemPac to the heart of Los Vegas. Look for Rap competitions.

[Gamerlord]

Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - Daaaaamn. Buy as many $3000 can buy. THEN, let's go check out the contests, see which ones I can enter.
[2]
Wow, centuries old comics are expensive.
-$3000
+Small Selection Of Extremely Vintage Comics
[5]
You find a bunch of contests though! They seem pretty easy too! Wait, why is this guy yelling at you?
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Sit down and bask in the sweet, sweet justice system.
[1]
Now, our records show that this man was on the Sex Offenders registry. I am very sorry, but we will have to castrate you.
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Kyle walks up to the guy and introduces himself.
[2]
"HEY THERE MOTHERFUCKER!"
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Grab something that can be used as a weapon. Enter and politely ask for stuff back.
[4]
There's a tire iron next to you. You grab it and head inside.
[3]
"OI! GIVE ME THAT WALLET!"
[5]
What wallet?
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Take FemPac to the heart of Los Vegas. Look for Rap competitions.
"Let's just go."
[5]
You head into the heart of Las Vegas and find a rap battle pretty easy. They ARE retro right now. Too bad that means reverse-hipsters.

Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)

Sorry it took so long.

[Cheesecake]

Convince them not to castrate me by sexually offending them.

[kj1225]

Go do something.

[TCM]

"Let's get em' Pac!"

Freestyle these fools by out pretentious-ing them.

Sleeping with my own little Venus
but the modern version, with better features
Yeah, that's my Botticelli
You must be making a sandwich, cause I know you're getting' jelly!
She's my canvas, and the easel is my wallet
So when I'm splashin money on her, call me Jackson Pollock!
I'm all about my chedda and art, though!
So it's Monet, Cash, and Jo… sé Orozco!
With my Rothkos and brothels I'm surrounded by fair faces
'Cause I got more than TWO nudes descending my staircase
So don't disrespect, you think you're richer, you wanna bet?
Well, that's a bet you're going to to lose… Latrec!

[TopHat]

"the one I threw through the window at you."
Call bullshit. Scan room to see where my bags / wallet / other stuff is.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Sign up for ALL THE CONTESTS. Then, go find the guy who yelled at me and give him shit.

[Gamerlord]

Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - Sign up for ALL THE CONTESTS. Then, go find the guy who yelled at me and give him shit.
[6]
Apparently signing up for all the contests means you have bet:
-your firstborn son
-the memory of your first kiss
-the memory of any and all summers you experienced as a child
-your left kidney
-your ability to love
You'd better win!
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Convince them not to castrate me by sexually offending them.
What? Seriously, what the fuck? How the hell is that meant to work? You know what, fine. This has got to be one of the worst ideas in the history of bad ideas, but go ahead.
[3]
Sir, please stop molesting the police force. SIR, please put your pants back on. SIR, please stop the striptease.
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Go do something.
[1]
You decide to go do shit. Well, pantsing the nearest guy is something, right? Too bad he looks like a freaking mountain.
WHAT THE FUCK!
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Call bullshit. Scan room to see where my bags / wallet / other stuff is.
"The one I threw through the window at you."
[4]
Nope, never heard of it. Who are you again?
[4]
You can see your bag, but your wallet with ten grand in it is nowhere to be seen.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Freestyle these fools by out pretentious-ing them.
"Let's get em' Pac!"

Sleeping with my own little Venus
but the modern version, with better features
Yeah, that's my Botticelli
You must be making a sandwich, cause I know you're getting' jelly!
She's my canvas, and the easel is my wallet
So when I'm splashin money on her, call me Jackson Pollock!
I'm all about my chedda and art, though!
So it's Monet, Cash, and Jo… sé Orozco!
With my Rothkos and brothels I'm surrounded by fair faces
'Cause I got more than TWO nudes descending my staircase
So don't disrespect, you think you're richer, you wanna bet?
Well, that's a bet you're going to to lose… Latrec!
[5]
The crowd is going wild right now and the guys who were rapping are staring at you dumbfounded.

Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)

DO NOT LET ME PICK YOUR ACTIONS. IT WILL END BADLY.

[kj1225]

Fly away. Then watch some contests.

[Greenstarfanatic]

I WILL. I WILL WIN. FOR THE MOTHERLAAAAAND! Oop, the Voice-Acting contest is starting. LET'S GO.

[mastahcheese]

I was reading this, and about half-way through, I said, "Forget this" and skipped to the last page.
Then cheesecake was molesting people to avoid being castrated.

I'm in.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Cromwell Jackson
Gender: Dude
Stats
Str: I say a 5?
Dex: 7
Agi: HAHAHAHAHahahha... maybe a 3
Int: I got a 102% on my final exam in a remedial math class because I'm too lazy to work with the normal kids. Maybe a 6?
Will: I'd have to go with an 8 on this one.
Skills
Powerful Swimming
Spear Fighting (I'm not kidding)
Fast Food work
Umm... I know how to operate a scissor lift?
I'm running out of things to put here.

Description: I'll just claim I'm 20 and let you decide if I'm lying. I don't know my height or weight (really), and I guess I'm pretty average looking.
Reason for being in Vegas: "WTF am I doing here?"

Wow, I realized that I know practically nothing about myself.