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[SOLDIER First]

>Fight
>Eat
SB used Eat!

[Elephant Parade]

Dang it, pick wolfchild back up and make him man my catapult!

(3)You pick him up, but drop him on your arm.

Suddenly remember I used to be in this game and try to summon some weapons for myself out of nowhere.

(1)You summon an iron sword. In your head. Which is to say, a zombie walked up and stabbed you in the head. You take 10 damage.

***COMBAT INITIATED***

Post a combat action next turn!

Fairs fair, I accidentally gave him a limp. Climb ... AGAIN!

(1)You slip and fall. You are falling!

STABBITY STAB

THEN, KICKITY STAB.

Spoiler: Combat (click to show/hide)

Greenstarfanatic's Turn
(2)You swing wildly and miss!

Sheep's Turn
(5)The sheep strikes with a powerful kick! CRITICAL HIT! You take 5 damage!

Greenstarfanatic's Turn
(4)You kick the sheep [3 damage],
(5)And follow up with a mighty stab! CRITICAL HIT! The sheep takes massive damage! The sheep is slain!

You receive [6; 6s are good for loot rolls]:
 -20 White Wool
 -Wool Armour

Spawn as a catapult spirit and possess mastah's catapult.

Impede this action

(3-2)You are unable to return from the beyond.

Convert moar skeletons to Luketopia

(4)You acquire another squad of skeletons!

MAKE.EVEN.MOAR.NETHER.

(4)You attempt to begin corrupting the Overworld! There are no visible effects...yet.

>Fight
>Eat
SB used Eat!

Spoiler: Combat (click to show/hide)

Sentinent Bowtie's Turn
(1)You bite your tongue! You take 1 damage!

Croissant's Turn
(2)The croissant is unable to move!

OOC: Wait, croissant is a word, but ballista isn't?

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

BFEL (Impossible Tree)
Health: 7 (20)
Armour: 80%
Nutrition: 0%
Height: 100%
Inventory: 5 Dirt, 56 Wooden Planks, 1 Stick,
BFEL's Spider
HP: 14 (16)
BFEL's Cat
HP: 10 (10)
Creeper Mood: Friendly
BFEL's Cow
HP: 10 (10)

cattouchdis
Health: 12 (20)
Inventory: None
Base: 3 X 3 Shelter
 -Crafting Table
 -Bed
- Furnace

Cheesecake
Health: 10
Inventory: 50 Wooden Planks, Imagination Pickaxe, Cat, 10 Iron, Iron Horse Armour, Saddle, 10 Imagiron Ore
Base: Castle

Coolrune206 IS DEAD
Health: -
Armour: -
Former Inventory: 23 Wooden Planks, Crafting Table, Wooden Axe, 2 Sticks, WOODEN PICKAXE OF DESTRUCTION, 16 Leather, 65 Raw Beef
Base: Wooden House

Dorisdorf
Health: 1
Inventory: 10 Indestructible Logs

Greenstarfanatic (Made of Chests)
Health: 35 (20)
Inventory: 321 Logs, 24 Coal
Armour: 10%
Former Inventory: 3 Wooden Planks, 2 Sticks, ULTRA WOODEN TOOL SET, 15 Dirt, 2 Rotten Flesh, 32 Torches, 20 White Wool, Wool Armour
Chest Chest: (Stuck)
Base: Wooden Mansion
 -Chest
 -Insta-Ladder

IronyOwl
Health: 20
Inventory: 200 Logs, 30 Saplings, 10 Apples

kj1225
Health: 20
Armour: 0%
Former Former Inventory: Stone Pickaxe,  16 Wooden Planks, 7 Torches, 320 Cobblestone, 3 Iron, Iron, Miniature Pickaxe, Iron Pickaxe, Pickaxe of Destruction, ULTRA IRON ARMOUR SET, 10 Coal, 10 Iron Ore, Pumpkin
Skelly
Health: 17 (20)
Inventory: Wooden Axe, 40 Logs, Power III Bow
 Base: Mountain

Lord Slowpoke
Health: 20
Inventory: Withered Cow Dung,  20 Logs

Lukeinator  (Zombie Emperor)
Health: 27 (20)
Inventory: 18 Logs, Stone Pickaxe, 7 ULTRA IRON BARS, ULTRA IRON SWORD, 2 Wooden Planks, 3 Sticks
Base: Stone Mansion

Lord Slowpoke [Creeper Environmentalist Captain] 
Health: 20
Inventory: None

mastacheese (Fortress Spirit)
Health: 20
XP: 25
Former Inventory: 2 Sticks, ULTRA ULTRA WOODEN PICKAXE,  Iron Sword, 2 Rotten Flesh, 5 Dirt, Reinfortress Partial Interior, 32 Cobblestone, 48 Gravel, 16 Flint
Upgrades:
 -Obsidian Walls
 -Collapsed Room
 -Looks Nice
 -Stone Shoulder Catapults
 -Mentally Stable Catapult
Creeper Mood: Wrath
Ballista: Basic Wooden Ballista
Modifications: None

Remuthra
Health: 16
Inventory: Ignorance Chestplate, Shoddy Wooden Pickaxe, 3 Sticks, ULTRA STONE PICKAXE, 7 Iron Bars, 10 Seeds, Shoddy Iron Sword, Shoddy Stone Pickaxe,  5 Bones, 5 Rotten Flesh, 5 String, 5 Arrows, 5 Gunpowder, Ender Pearl
XP: 30
Base: Small Alcove
 -Infurnace

Sarzael (Made of Sand)
Health: 15
Inventory: None

Sentinent Bowtie (Coffee Master)
Health: 19
Inventory: Crafting Table, Shoddy Wooden Tool Set [-Pickaxe], 3 Wooden Planks, 1 Stick, 2 Diamonds, 116 Wooden Planks, 6 WONDER STICKS, ULTRA WONDER STONE PICKAXE, 20 Coal, 12 Iron Ore, 3 Iron, 53 Glass
House: Cave
 -Creepers Welcome
 -Shoddy Furnace
 -Coffee Machine
 -Crisp Croissant Machine
 -Flooded with Coffee

squidgen (Nether)
Health: 20
Inventory: 2 Gunpowder, Sapling Bow, Witherblade, Mob Talker Item
Environmentalists: Angry

wolfchild
Health: 20
Former Inventory: Wooden Tool Set, 8 Dirt, 56 Cobblestone
Base: Mined Cave
 -Furnace
 -Crafting Table
Base: Tree Farm
 -Solar Lights
 -Tree x 2
 -Reinforced Walls

Zanzetkuken [Ender Dragon]
Health: 20 (30)
Inventory: None
Cave: 30 Saplings, 10 Apples,  Potato, Iron Sword
Base: Resourceful Hill Castle
 - 2 Ender Crystals

Whiny Admin
Health: -
Inventory: ALL THE STUFF
Base: Giant Coal Vein

Creeper Environmentalist Captain [Lord Slowpoke]
Health: 90 (100)
Inventory: 640 Barricades, 16 TNT
Base: Mostly Wrecked Forest
 -Strengthened Barricade
10 DEAD Creeper Minions

Day 93, 398 minutes until night...

[SOLDIER First]

Use Eat again.
Want that damn croissant.

[cattouchdis]

Summon a bunch of diamond swords from out of nowhere into the zombies body

[wolfchild]

Be saved by harness

[Greenstarfanatic]

Seeing as I have already equipped the Armour....

NOW FOR COWS. THEY MUST DIE.

[Elephant Parade]

Seeing as I have already equipped the Armour....

NOW FOR COWS. THEY MUST DIE.

Yeah, I guessed that your next action would be to equip the armour, so I did it for you.

[mastahcheese]

Be saved by harness

Oh right! I thought I would have to save you.

Hold out hand in case the harness breaks, otherwise, keep walking towards more mayhem.

[Coolrune206]

Spawn as a catapult spirit and possess mastah's catapult.

[squidgen]

MOAAAAAAAAAR NEEEEEEEEETHEEEEEEEER!!!!

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Restore the Ender Crystals one at a time around my base.

[Lukeinator]

Destroy some nether.

[BFEL]

RELOCATE TO SOMEWHERE WITH NURTITON, THEN USE NURTITON TO BE HEALTHY AGAIN.

[Elephant Parade]

Use Eat again.
Want that damn croissant.

(1)You bite your tongue again! You take 1 damage.
[1]The croissant undergoes spontaneous combustion! It dies.

Thou hast defeated the Croissant.

Summon a bunch of diamond swords from out of nowhere into the zombies body

(5)You cast Summon Sword Storm! Diamond swords fly out of nowhere and stab the zombie. The zombie takes 20 damage! The zombie dies.

Be saved by harness

(3+1)You are saved from abrupt death by your harness!

Seeing as I have already equipped the Armour....

NOW FOR COWS. THEY MUST DIE.

(1)You run up and try to stab a cow, but you miss and fall on your face.
(6)A cow tries to kick you, but instead kicks another cow. A massive cow battle ensues.

Be saved by harness

Oh right! I thought I would have to save you.

Hold out hand in case the harness breaks, otherwise, keep walking towards more mayhem.

(2&2)It's a good thing the harness didn't fail, since you apparently lack the motor coordination necessary to walk and hold out your hand at the same time.

Spawn as a catapult spirit and possess mastah's catapult.

(4)You do so.

MOAAAAAAAAAR NEEEEEEEEETHEEEEEEEER!!!!

(4)Part of the land near Zanzetkuken's castle is transformed into Nether.

Restore the Ender Crystals one at a time around my base.

(4)You manage to place them all in their rightful places.

Destroy some nether.

(2)Your zombies attempt to punch the netherrack, thinking this will destroy the nether. They accomplish little.

RELOCATE TO SOMEWHERE WITH NURTITON, THEN USE NURTITON TO BE HEALTHY AGAIN.

(6)You relocate to the Botanical Garden of Anger! The plants already there don't look too happy.
(1)You're just about to do so, when the plants start attacking you!

***BEGIN COMBAT***

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

BFEL, Impossible Tree
Health: 7/20
Armour: 80%
Nutrition: 0%
Height: 100%
Level: 1
Inventory: 5 Dirt, 56 Wooden Planks, 1 Stick,
BFEL's Spider
HP: 14 (16)
BFEL's Cat
HP: 10 (10)
Creeper Mood: Friendly
BFEL's Cow
HP: 10 (10)

cattouchdis, Sword Wizard
Health: 12/20
Mana: 5/20
Level: 1
Inventory: None
Base: 3 X 3 Shelter
 -Crafting Table
 -Bed
 -Furnace
Spells:
  -Summon Sword Storm

Cheesecake
Health: 10/10
Inventory: 50 Wooden Planks, Imagination Pickaxe, Cat, 10 Iron, Iron Horse Armour, Saddle, 10 Imagiron Ore
Base: Castle

Coolrune206, Catapult Spirit
Health: 20/20
Level: 1
Armour: -
Former Inventory: 23 Wooden Planks, Crafting Table, Wooden Axe, 2 Sticks, WOODEN PICKAXE OF DESTRUCTION, 16 Leather, 65 Raw Beef
Base: Wooden House

Dorisdorf
Health: 1/20
Inventory: 10 Indestructible Logs

Greenstarfanatic, Chest Man
Health: 35/20
Inventory: 321 Logs, 24 Coal
Armour: 10%
Former Inventory: 3 Wooden Planks, 2 Sticks, ULTRA WOODEN TOOL SET, 15 Dirt, 2 Rotten Flesh, 32 Torches, 20 White Wool, Wool Armour
Chest Chest: (Stuck)
Base: Wooden Mansion
 -Chest
 -Insta-Ladder

IronyOwl
Health: 20/20
Inventory: 200 Logs, 30 Saplings, 10 Apples

kj1225
Health: 20
Armour: 0%
Former Former Inventory: Stone Pickaxe,  16 Wooden Planks, 7 Torches, 320 Cobblestone, 3 Iron, Iron, Miniature Pickaxe, Iron Pickaxe, Pickaxe of Destruction, ULTRA IRON ARMOUR SET, 10 Coal, 10 Iron Ore, Pumpkin
Skelly
Health: 17/20
Inventory: Wooden Axe, 40 Logs, Power III Bow
 Base: Mountain

Lord Slowpoke
Health: 20/20
Inventory: Withered Cow Dung,  20 Logs

Lukeinator, Zombie Emperor
Health: 27/20
Inventory: 18 Logs, Stone Pickaxe, 7 ULTRA IRON BARS, ULTRA IRON SWORD, 2 Wooden Planks, 3 Sticks
Base: Stone Mansion

Lord Slowpoke, Creeper Environmentalist Captain
Health: 20/20
Inventory: None

mastacheese, Walking Fortress
Health: 20/20
XP: 25
Level: 1
Former Inventory: 2 Sticks, ULTRA ULTRA WOODEN PICKAXE,  Iron Sword, 2 Rotten Flesh, 5 Dirt, Reinfortress Partial Interior, 32 Cobblestone, 48 Gravel, 16 Flint
Upgrades:
 -Obsidian Walls
 -Collapsed Room
 -Looks Nice
 -Stone Shoulder Catapults
 -Mentally Stable Catapult
Creeper Mood: Wrath
Ballista: Basic Wooden Ballista
Modifications: None

Remuthra
Health: 16/20
Inventory: Ignorance Chestplate, Shoddy Wooden Pickaxe, 3 Sticks, ULTRA STONE PICKAXE, 7 Iron Bars, 10 Seeds, Shoddy Iron Sword, Shoddy Stone Pickaxe,  5 Bones, 5 Rotten Flesh, 5 String, 5 Arrows, 5 Gunpowder, Ender Pearl
XP: 30
Base: Small Alcove
 -Infurnace

Sarzael, Sand Man
Health: 15/20
Inventory: None

Sentinent Bowtie, Coffee Master
Health: 18/20
Inventory: Crafting Table, Shoddy Wooden Tool Set [-Pickaxe], 3 Wooden Planks, 1 Stick, 2 Diamonds, 116 Wooden Planks, 6 WONDER STICKS, ULTRA WONDER STONE PICKAXE, 20 Coal, 12 Iron Ore, 3 Iron, 53 Glass
House: Cave
 -Creepers Welcome
 -Shoddy Furnace
 -Coffee Machine
 -Crisp Croissant Machine
 -Flooded with Coffee

squidgen (Nether)
Health: 20/20
Inventory: 2 Gunpowder, Sapling Bow, Witherblade, Mob Talker Item
Environmentalists: Angry

wolfchild
Health: 20/20
Former Inventory: Wooden Tool Set, 8 Dirt, 56 Cobblestone
Base: Mined Cave
 -Furnace
 -Crafting Table
Base: Tree Farm
 -Solar Lights
 -Tree x 2
 -Reinforced Walls

Zanzetkuken [Ender Dragon]
Health: 20/30
Inventory: None
Cave: 30 Saplings, 10 Apples,  Potato, Iron Sword
Base: Resourceful Hill Castle
 - 2 Ender Crystals

Whiny Admin
Health: -
Inventory: ALL THE STUFF
Base: Giant Coal Vein

Creeper Environmentalist Captain, Slowpoke Lord
Health: 90/100
Inventory: 640 Barricades, 16 TNT
Base: Mostly Wrecked Forest
 -Strengthened Barricade
10 DEAD Creeper Minions

[SOLDIER First]

EAT.
THE FUCKING.
CROISSANT.