Get outside of the Ender Crystal array without destroying it.
(6)You use your ender powers to remove the crystals from reality, instead of destroying them. Wait. That's not much better, now that you think about it.
Build a house in the ravine.
(1)As it turns out, there was a ravine in the ravine! You fall in and die.
MAKE MOAR NETHER!
(5)You convert The End into a second Nether.
Climb
(4)You climb back up onto his shoulder.
Damn. Well, get that door actually replaced, and then I'm off to go find some sheep to kill for wool.
(2)You stare at the door blankly for a few minutes.
(3)You encounter a sheep!
***COMBAT INITIATED***
(4v6)The sheep sees you first, but is too surprised to do anything! You get a
free action! Post two combat actions for next turn.
OBTAIN NUTRITION TO BE A FULLY HEALED SUPATREE
(2)The NUTRITION around you seems to have dried up!
Make sure woldchild doesn't fall, then find some materials to make a catapult the old-fashioned way.
(1)You smack wolfchild back off your shoulder. He goes flying into the lake.
(5)You demolish part of the mountain and construct it into shoulder catapults. Bah, who needs XP orbs? In my day, all we had was hard work and blocks!
Get cheese, make cheesy tnt
(5)You obtain 64 cheese. It appears out of nowhere.
(4)You craft it into 8 blocks of Cheese TNT.
Use the combined powers of LordSlowpoke, CreeperCaptain!LordSlowpoke and LordSlowpoke!CreeperCaptain to hijack the whiny admin's inventory. Blame it on mastahcheese by dumping some mob skulls in his base.
(3,2,6)You begin with a half-hearted distraction; CCLS you order a creeper to blow up the coal vein. He kills it with a cheated sword. Next, LSCC tries to nab the stuff, but gets caught and teleported across the map. Finally, LS is so focused on getting the loot that he falls into a ravine. The ravine contains [3] a few scattered ores.
Eat a croissant.
(2)You attempt to eat the croissant. You miss. The croissant looks angry!
***COMBAT INITIATED***
(1v2)You are surprised by this turn of events! The croissant will get two actions next turn. Post a combat action for your next turn.
BFEL (Impossible Tree)
Health: 7 (20)
Armour: 80%
Nutrition: 0%
Height: 100%
Inventory: 5 Dirt, 56 Wooden Planks, 1 Stick,
BFEL's Spider
HP: 14 (16)
BFEL's Cat
HP: 10 (10)
Creeper Mood: Friendly
BFEL's Cow
HP: 10 (10)
cattouchdis
Health: 22 (20)
Inventory: None
Base: 3 X 3 Shelter
-Crafting Table
-Bed
- Furnace
Cheesecake
Health: 10
Inventory: 50 Wooden Planks, Imagination Pickaxe, Cat, 10 Iron, Iron Horse Armour, Saddle, 10 Imagiron Ore
Base: Castle
Coolrune206 IS DEAD
Health: -
Armour: -
Former Inventory: 23 Wooden Planks, Crafting Table, Wooden Axe, 2 Sticks, WOODEN PICKAXE OF DESTRUCTION, 16 Leather, 65 Raw Beef
Base: Wooden House
Dorisdorf
Health: 1
Inventory: 10 Indestructible Logs
Greenstarfanatic (Made of Chests)
Health: 40 (20)
Inventory: 321 Logs, 24 Coal
Former Inventory: 3 Wooden Planks, 2 Sticks, ULTRA WOODEN TOOL SET, 15 Dirt, 2 Rotten Flesh, 32 Torches
Chest Chest: (Stuck)
Base: Wooden Mansion
-Chest
-Insta-Ladder
IronyOwl
Health: 20
Inventory: 200 Logs, 30 Saplings, 10 Apples
kj1225
Health: 20
Armour: 0%
Former Former Inventory: Stone Pickaxe, 16 Wooden Planks, 7 Torches, 320 Cobblestone, 3 Iron, Iron, Miniature Pickaxe, Iron Pickaxe, Pickaxe of Destruction, ULTRA IRON ARMOUR SET, 10 Coal, 10 Iron Ore, Pumpkin
Skelly
Health: 17 (20)
Inventory: Wooden Axe, 40 Logs, Power III Bow
Base: Mountain
Lord Slowpoke
Health: 20
Inventory: Withered Cow Dung, 20 Logs
Lukeinator (Zombie Emperor)
Health: 27 (20)
Inventory: 18 Logs, Stone Pickaxe, 7 ULTRA IRON BARS, ULTRA IRON SWORD, 2 Wooden Planks, 3 Sticks
Base: Stone Mansion
Lord Slowpoke [Creeper Environmentalist Captain]
Health: 20
Inventory: None
mastacheese (Fortress Spirit)
Health: 20
XP: 25
Former Inventory: 2 Sticks, ULTRA ULTRA WOODEN PICKAXE, Iron Sword, 2 Rotten Flesh, 5 Dirt, Reinfortress Partial Interior, 32 Cobblestone, 48 Gravel, 16 Flint
Upgrades:
-Obsidian Walls
-Collapsed Room
-Looks Nice
-Stone Shoulder Catapults
-Mentally Stable Catapult
Creeper Mood: Wrath
Ballista: Basic Wooden Ballista
Modifications: None
Remuthra
Health: 16
Inventory: Ignorance Chestplate, Shoddy Wooden Pickaxe, 3 Sticks, ULTRA STONE PICKAXE, 7 Iron Bars, 10 Seeds, Shoddy Iron Sword, Shoddy Stone Pickaxe, 5 Bones, 5 Rotten Flesh, 5 String, 5 Arrows, 5 Gunpowder, Ender Pearl
XP: 30
Base: Small Alcove
-Infurnace
Sarzael (Made of Sand)
Health: 15
Inventory: None
Sentinent Bowtie (Coffee Master)
Health: 20
Inventory: Crafting Table, Shoddy Wooden Tool Set [-Pickaxe], 3 Wooden Planks, 1 Stick, 2 Diamonds, 116 Wooden Planks, 6 WONDER STICKS, ULTRA WONDER STONE PICKAXE, 20 Coal, 12 Iron Ore, 3 Iron, 53 Glass
House: Cave
-Creepers Welcome
-Shoddy Furnace
-Coffee Machine
-Crisp Croissant Machine
-Flooded with Coffee
squidgen (Nether)
Health: 20
Inventory: 2 Gunpowder, Sapling Bow, Witherblade, Mob Talker Item
Environmentalists: Angry
wolfchild
Health: 20
Former Inventory: Wooden Tool Set, 8 Dirt, 56 Cobblestone
Base: Mined Cave
-Furnace
-Crafting Table
Base: Tree Farm
-Solar Lights
-Tree x 2
-Reinforced Walls
Zanzetkuken [Ender Dragon]
Health: 20 (30)
Inventory: None
Cave: 30 Saplings, 10 Apples, Potato, Iron Sword
Base: Resourceful Hill Castle
- 2 Ender Crystals
Whiny Admin
Health: -
Inventory: ALL THE STUFF
Base: Giant Coal Vein
Creeper Environmentalist Captain [Lord Slowpoke]
Health: 90 (100)
Inventory: 640 Barricades, 16 TNT
Base: Mostly Wrecked Forest
-Strengthened Barricade
10 DEAD Creeper Minions
I'm thinking of removing all the random people who don't play from the status; also, this may slowly become a less minimalist RTD.