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Should I kill this and make it a suggestion game?

Yes!
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No!
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Author Topic: Minecraft RTD  (Read 77169 times)

Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #570 on: September 21, 2013, 02:53:54 pm »

Look, a poll!

So yeah. I'm starting to get slightly bored of this, and I really do think that it would work better as a suggestion game.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #571 on: September 23, 2013, 12:34:20 pm »

Eat a croissant.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #572 on: September 25, 2013, 11:39:19 pm »

Get outside of the Ender Crystal array without destroying it.

(6)You use your ender powers to remove the crystals from reality, instead of destroying them. Wait. That's not much better, now that you think about it.

Build a house in the ravine.

(1)As it turns out, there was a ravine in the ravine! You fall in and die.

MAKE MOAR NETHER!

(5)You convert The End into a second Nether.

Climb

(4)You climb back up onto his shoulder.

Damn. Well, get that door actually replaced, and then I'm off to go find some sheep to kill for wool.

(2)You stare at the door blankly for a few minutes.
(3)You encounter a sheep!

***COMBAT INITIATED***

(4v6)The sheep sees you first, but is too surprised to do anything! You get a free action! Post two combat actions for next turn.

OBTAIN NUTRITION TO BE A FULLY HEALED SUPATREE

(2)The NUTRITION around you seems to have dried up!

Make sure woldchild doesn't fall, then find some materials to make a catapult the old-fashioned way.

(1)You smack wolfchild back off your shoulder. He goes flying into the lake.
(5)You demolish part of the mountain and construct it into shoulder catapults. Bah, who needs XP orbs? In my day, all we had was hard work and blocks!

Get cheese, make cheesy tnt

(5)You obtain 64 cheese. It appears out of nowhere.
(4)You craft it into 8 blocks of Cheese TNT.

Use the combined powers of LordSlowpoke, CreeperCaptain!LordSlowpoke and LordSlowpoke!CreeperCaptain to hijack the whiny admin's inventory. Blame it on mastahcheese by dumping some mob skulls in his base.

(3,2,6)You begin with a half-hearted distraction; CCLS you order a creeper to blow up the coal vein. He kills it with a cheated sword. Next, LSCC tries to nab the stuff, but gets caught and teleported across the map. Finally, LS is so focused on getting the loot that he falls into a ravine. The ravine contains [3] a few scattered ores.

Eat a croissant.

(2)You attempt to eat the croissant. You miss. The croissant looks angry!

***COMBAT INITIATED***

(1v2)You are surprised by this turn of events! The croissant will get two actions next turn. Post a combat action for your next turn.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

I'm thinking of removing all the random people who don't play from the status; also, this may slowly become a less minimalist RTD.
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mastahcheese

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #573 on: September 25, 2013, 11:43:13 pm »

Dang it, pick wolfchild back up and make him man my catapult!
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cattouchdis

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #574 on: September 26, 2013, 12:08:17 am »

Suddenly remember I used to be in this game and try to summon some weapons for myself out of nowhere.
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wolfchild

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #575 on: September 26, 2013, 12:09:30 am »

Fairs fair, I accidentally gave him a limp. Climb ... AGAIN!
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #576 on: September 26, 2013, 12:28:58 am »

STABBITY STAB

THEN, KICKITY STAB.
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Coolrune206

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #577 on: September 26, 2013, 05:26:10 am »

Spawn as a catapult spirit and possess mastah's catapult.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #578 on: September 26, 2013, 06:36:19 am »

Convert moar skeletons to Luketopia
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mastahcheese

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #579 on: September 26, 2013, 03:38:29 pm »

Spawn as a catapult spirit and possess mastah's catapult.
Impede this action
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Coolrune206

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #580 on: September 26, 2013, 03:41:35 pm »

"Hey! I'm on your side! And you're really really tall!!! Also, how would one stop someone from possessing a catapult? Impossible!"
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mastahcheese

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #581 on: September 26, 2013, 03:55:07 pm »

"Hey! I'm on your side! And you're really really tall!!! Also, how would one stop someone from possessing a catapult? Impossible!"
Because I'm actually a fortress spirit using the fort as a puppet.
That means I can ghost-smack you into oblivion.
And I'm doing so because wolfchild has been waiting patiently for like 5 turns now to be my gunman.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #582 on: September 26, 2013, 03:55:56 pm »

"Hey! I'm on your side! And you're really really tall!!! Also, how would one stop someone from possessing a catapult? Impossible!"
Because I'm actually a fortress spirit using the fort as a puppet.
That means I can ghost-smack you into oblivion.
And I'm doing so because wolfchild has been waiting patiently for like 5 turns now to be my gunman.
I'm not gonna be controlling it! I'm just gonna try to help her with aim, making her more accurate!
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mastahcheese

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #583 on: September 26, 2013, 03:59:40 pm »

"Hey! I'm on your side! And you're really really tall!!! Also, how would one stop someone from possessing a catapult? Impossible!"
Because I'm actually a fortress spirit using the fort as a puppet.
That means I can ghost-smack you into oblivion.
And I'm doing so because wolfchild has been waiting patiently for like 5 turns now to be my gunman.
I'm not gonna be controlling it! I'm just gonna try to help her with aim, making her more accurate!
Maybe you could materialize as a second catapult on my other shoulder? That'd be awesome.
Go possess some suitable blocks.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #584 on: September 26, 2013, 04:30:03 pm »

MAKE.EVEN.MOAR.NETHER.
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