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Should I kill this and make it a suggestion game?

Yes!
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No!
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Author Topic: Minecraft RTD  (Read 78777 times)

Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #495 on: September 01, 2013, 12:37:07 am »

Surprise update! I have nothing to do right now.

Email admins and ask them respectfully to Install mob talker.

(5)The admins now respect you! Except for Whiny Admin, but who cares about him. Mob Talker is installed.
[Note: I have no idea what Mob Talker does, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume it makes mobs talk. Silly of me, I know.]

fffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU

Apologize and tell the creepers I have muscle spasms.
Serve house coffee to creepers.

(4)The creepers forgive you.
(4)You serve the creepers coffee! They are more friendly towards you.

Order my army to stand down from their attacks.
Create Ender Crystals using 'the Resources'.
Send out army to alchemize or collect more of 'the Resources'.


(That stuff is way too useful.  I must get more.)

(4)Your army stops attacking you
(4)You use 5 The Resources to begin construction of an Ender Crystal. You still need 15 more.
(4)You mobilize your army, and order it to collect The Resources.
[6]Your army collects a bunch of Resources, but they just hoard it. Dragons, remember?

Stand up

(4)You stand up! You are now a Walking Fortress.
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mastahcheese

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #496 on: September 01, 2013, 12:41:31 am »

Stomp on some creepers. Loot XP
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Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

SOLDIER First

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #497 on: September 01, 2013, 12:41:43 am »

Strike up a conversation on a topic the creepers would like.
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Black lives matter.

kj1225

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #498 on: September 01, 2013, 12:42:46 am »

((Well when you take a piece of glowstone and stick it on a stick you can talk to mobs who happen to look like anime girls during the conversations and you can make the friendly. if you pick the right options.))
Set out to get glowstone if I am unable to talk to Skelly via mobtalker at the moment. Otherwise converse with Skelly.
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mastahcheese

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #499 on: September 01, 2013, 12:43:17 am »

Strike up a conversation on a topic the creepers would like.
Stomp on this conversation
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Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

Greenstarfanatic

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #500 on: September 01, 2013, 12:46:16 am »

Make ladders. Make hole in roof. Create ladder entrance/exit for home.
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Hey, don't forget about research boy sitting right here!

Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #501 on: September 01, 2013, 12:56:01 am »

Stomp on some creepers. Loot XP

(3)You step on a creeper and obtain 5 XP.

Strike up a conversation on a topic the creepers would like.

(2)You are unable to think of an interesting topic.
"So...trees are neat, huh?"

((Well when you take a piece of glowstone and stick it on a stick you can talk to mobs who happen to look like anime girls during the conversations and you can make the friendly. if you pick the right options.))
Set out to get glowstone if I am unable to talk to Skelly via mobtalker at the moment. Otherwise converse with Skelly.

(6)You see some glowstone on the roof of the nether, and SUPER JUMP up to it. Now, the question: How do you get down?

Strike up a conversation on a topic the creepers would like.
Stomp on this conversation

(3)You step on the conversation! Some words are squished!
"Yeah, we *STOMP* trees."

Make ladders. Make hole in roof. Create ladder entrance/exit for home.

(5)You create ULTRA LADDERS without even using any materials!
(5)The hole in the roof is invisible to all but you.
(3)You begin construction of the Insta-Ladder.

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« Last Edit: September 01, 2013, 01:05:56 am by Elephant Parade »
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #502 on: September 01, 2013, 01:43:37 am »

WHISTLE WHILE I WORK.
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wolfchild

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #503 on: September 01, 2013, 02:01:10 am »

Enjoy ride in mobile fortress, aid destruction, via catapult
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You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!

BFEL

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #504 on: September 01, 2013, 07:49:11 am »

ARGH. SERIOUSLY, IMPOSSIBLE TREE REGENERATION ALREADY.
THEN BECOME YGGDRASILL, THE WORLD TREE.
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7/10 Has much more memorable sigs but casts them to the realm of sigtexts.

Indeed, I do this.

squidgen

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #505 on: September 01, 2013, 07:58:39 am »

SOMETHING IS STEALING MY GLOWSTONE. KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILLITKILLITKILLIT!!!
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Lukeinator

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #506 on: September 01, 2013, 08:05:49 am »

Make Zombies DIG
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Like the mermaid bones farm and the Kill-your-baby machine.

Coolrune206

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #507 on: September 01, 2013, 08:20:28 am »

Kill some cows, make some leather armor, apologize to the wall, thank the door, then go over to Sentient's place, apologize to the creepers, and drink some fabulous coffee. WOW. IT'S GOOD.
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"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

kj1225

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #508 on: September 01, 2013, 08:59:23 am »

Politely ask an Admin to give me a teleport down.
I am polite player.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #509 on: September 02, 2013, 04:10:34 pm »

WHISTLE WHILE I WORK.

(3)You whistle, but you forget to actually work.

Enjoy ride in mobile fortress, aid destruction, via catapult

(6)You hit a fortress leg with the catapult! The fortress now moves much more slowly.

ARGH. SERIOUSLY, IMPOSSIBLE TREE REGENERATION ALREADY.
THEN BECOME YGGDRASILL, THE WORLD TREE.


(4)You regain 6 health!
(1)You become LLISARDGGY, the tiny tree.

SOMETHING IS STEALING MY GLOWSTONE. KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILLITKILLITKILLIT!!!

(2)You are unable to kill it.

Make Zombies DIG


(5)Your zombies dig down to bedrock!

Kill some cows, make some leather armor, apologize to the wall, thank the door, then go over to Sentient's place, apologize to the creepers, and drink some fabulous coffee. WOW. IT'S GOOD.

[When you have this many actions, you might want to have each action on a separate line. Otherwise, I might miss one.]

(6)You commit cow genocide in the nearby area. You gain 40 Leather and 65 Raw Beef, but the Environmentalists are mobilizing...
(4)You make a set of leather armour.
(3)You tell the wall that you're sorry. It doesn't budge.
(3)You give the door a half-hearted thanks, but it can tell you're not really that thankful.
(6)You sprint there so fast that you knock over several trees on the way!
(4)The environmentalists now only moderately dislike you.
(4)You drink the coffee. You feel hyper!

Politely ask an Admin to give me a teleport down.
I am polite player.

(2)The Admins don't like using their admin powers to interfere in the game.

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The night finally ends! It is now Day 3!
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