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[Elephant Parade]

Surprise update! I have nothing to do right now.

Email admins and ask them respectfully to Install mob talker.

(5)The admins now respect you! Except for Whiny Admin, but who cares about him. Mob Talker is installed.
[Note: I have no idea what Mob Talker does, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume it makes mobs talk. Silly of me, I know.]

fffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU

Apologize and tell the creepers I have muscle spasms.
Serve house coffee to creepers.

(4)The creepers forgive you.
(4)You serve the creepers coffee! They are more friendly towards you.

Order my army to stand down from their attacks.
Create Ender Crystals using 'the Resources'.
Send out army to alchemize or collect more of 'the Resources'.

(That stuff is way too useful.  I must get more.)

(4)Your army stops attacking you
(4)You use 5 The Resources to begin construction of an Ender Crystal. You still need 15 more.
(4)You mobilize your army, and order it to collect The Resources.
[6]Your army collects a bunch of Resources, but they just hoard it. Dragons, remember?

Stand up

(4)You stand up! You are now a Walking Fortress.

[mastahcheese]

Stomp on some creepers. Loot XP

[SOLDIER First]

Strike up a conversation on a topic the creepers would like.

[kj1225]

((Well when you take a piece of glowstone and stick it on a stick you can talk to mobs who happen to look like anime girls during the conversations and you can make the friendly. if you pick the right options.))
Set out to get glowstone if I am unable to talk to Skelly via mobtalker at the moment. Otherwise converse with Skelly.

[mastahcheese]

Strike up a conversation on a topic the creepers would like.

Stomp on this conversation

[Greenstarfanatic]

Make ladders. Make hole in roof. Create ladder entrance/exit for home.

[Elephant Parade]

Stomp on some creepers. Loot XP

(3)You step on a creeper and obtain 5 XP.

Strike up a conversation on a topic the creepers would like.

(2)You are unable to think of an interesting topic.
"So...trees are neat, huh?"

((Well when you take a piece of glowstone and stick it on a stick you can talk to mobs who happen to look like anime girls during the conversations and you can make the friendly. if you pick the right options.))
Set out to get glowstone if I am unable to talk to Skelly via mobtalker at the moment. Otherwise converse with Skelly.

(6)You see some glowstone on the roof of the nether, and SUPER JUMP up to it. Now, the question: How do you get down?

Strike up a conversation on a topic the creepers would like.

Stomp on this conversation

(3)You step on the conversation! Some words are squished!
"Yeah, we *STOMP* trees."

Make ladders. Make hole in roof. Create ladder entrance/exit for home.

(5)You create ULTRA LADDERS without even using any materials!
(5)The hole in the roof is invisible to all but you.
(3)You begin construction of the Insta-Ladder.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

BFEL (Impossible Tree)
Health: 1 (20)
Armour: 80%
Inventory: 5 Dirt, 56 Wooden Planks, 1 Stick,
Base: Tree
  -Leaf Bed
BFEL's Spider
HP: 14 (16)
BFEL's Cat
HP: 10 (10)
Creeper Mood: Friendly
BFEL's Cow
HP: 10 (10)

cattouchdis
Health: 22 (20)
Inventory: None
Base: 3 X 3 Shelter
 -Crafting Table
 -Bed
- Furnace

Cheesecake
Health: 10
Inventory: 50 Wooden Planks, Imagination Pickaxe, Cat, 10 Iron, Iron Horse Armour, Saddle, 10 Imagiron Ore
Base: Castle

Coolrune206
Health: 18
Inventory: 23 Wooden Planks, Crafting Table, Wooden Axe, 2 Sticks, WOODEN PICKAXE OF DESTRUCTION, 5 Resources
Base: Wooden House

Dorisdorf
Health: 1
Inventory: 10 Indestructible Logs

Greenstarfanatic  IS DEAD (Made of Chests)
Health: 40 (20)
Inventory: 428 Logs, 24 Coal
Former Inventory: 3 Wooden Planks, 2 Sticks, ULTRA WOODEN TOOL SET, 15 Dirt, 2 Rotten Flesh, 32 Torches, 20 ULTRA LADDERS
Chest Chest: (Stuck)
Base: House
 -Chest

IronyOwl
Health: 20
Inventory: 200 Logs, 30 Saplings, 10 Apples

kj1225
Health: 15
Armour: 0%
Former Inventory: Stone Pickaxe,  16 Wooden Planks, 7 Torches, 320 Cobblestone, 3 Iron, Iron, Miniature Pickaxe, Iron Pickaxe, Pickaxe of Destruction, ULTRA IRON ARMOUR SET, 10 Coal, 10 Iron Ore, Pumpkin
Skelly
Health: 17 (20)
Inventory: Wooden Axe, 40 Logs, Power III Bow
 Base: Mountain

Lord Slowpoke
Health: 20
Inventory: Withered Cow Dung,  20 Logs

Lukeinator  (Zombie Emperor)
Health: 27 (20)
Inventory: 18 Logs, Stone Pickaxe, 7 ULTRA IRON BARS, ULTRA IRON SWORD, 2 Wooden Planks, 3 Sticks
Base: Stone Mansion

Lord Slowpoke [Creeper Environmentalist Captain] 
Health: 20
Inventory: None

mastacheese (Fortress Spirit)
Health: 20
XP: 5
Former Inventory: 2 Sticks, ULTRA ULTRA WOODEN PICKAXE,  Iron Sword, 2 Rotten Flesh, 5 Dirt, Reinfortress Partial Interior, 32 Cobblestone, 48 Gravel, 16 Flint
Base: Small Mined Reinfortress
 -Partially Missing Interior
 -Obsidian Walls
 -BFEL Tree
 -Collapsed Room
 -Looks Nice
 -Mentally Stable Catapult
Creeper Mood: Wrath
Ballista: Basic Wooden Ballista
Modifications: None

Remuthra
Health: 16
Inventory: Ignorance Chestplate, Shoddy Wooden Pickaxe, 3 Sticks, ULTRA STONE PICKAXE, 7 Iron Bars, 10 Seeds, Shoddy Iron Sword, Shoddy Stone Pickaxe,  5 Bones, 5 Rotten Flesh, 5 String, 5 Arrows, 5 Gunpowder, Ender Pearl
XP: 30
Base: Small Alcove
 -Infurnace

Sarzael (Made of Sand)
Health: 15
Inventory: None

Sentinent Bowtie (Coffee Master)
Health: 20
Inventory: Crafting Table, Shoddy Wooden Tool Set [-Pickaxe], 3 Wooden Planks, 1 Stick, 2 Diamonds, 116 Wooden Planks, 6 WONDER STICKS, ULTRA WONDER STONE PICKAXE, 20 Coal, 12 Iron Ore, 3 Iron, 53 Glass
House: Cave
 -Creepers Welcome
 -Shoddy Furnace
 -Coffee Machine
 -Flooded with Coffee

squidgen (Nether)
Health: 20
Inventory: 2 Gunpowder, Sapling Bow, Witherblade
Environmentalists: Angry

wolfchild
Health: 20
Former Inventory: Wooden Tool Set, 8 Dirt, 56 Cobblestone
Base: Mined Cave
 -Furnace
 -Crafting Table
Base: Tree Farm
 -Solar Lights
 -Tree x 2
 -Reinforced Walls

Zanzetkuken [Ender Dragon]
Health: 20 (30)
Inventory: None
Cave: 30 Saplings, 10 Apples,  Potato, Iron Sword
Base: Resourceful Hill Castle

Whiny Admin
Health: -
Inventory: ALL THE STUFF
Base: Giant Coal Vein

Creeper Environmentalist Captain [Lord Slowpoke]
Health: 90 (100)
Inventory: 640 Barricades, 16 TNT
Base: Mostly Wrecked Forest
 -Strengthened Barricade
10 DEAD Creeper Minions

[Greenstarfanatic]

WHISTLE WHILE I WORK.

[wolfchild]

Enjoy ride in mobile fortress, aid destruction, via catapult

[BFEL]

ARGH. SERIOUSLY, IMPOSSIBLE TREE REGENERATION ALREADY.
THEN BECOME YGGDRASILL, THE WORLD TREE.

[squidgen]

SOMETHING IS STEALING MY GLOWSTONE. KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILLITKILLITKILLIT!!!

[Lukeinator]

Make Zombies DIG

[Coolrune206]

Kill some cows, make some leather armor, apologize to the wall, thank the door, then go over to Sentient's place, apologize to the creepers, and drink some fabulous coffee. WOW. IT'S GOOD.

[kj1225]

Politely ask an Admin to give me a teleport down.
I am polite player.

[Elephant Parade]

WHISTLE WHILE I WORK.

(3)You whistle, but you forget to actually work.

Enjoy ride in mobile fortress, aid destruction, via catapult

(6)You hit a fortress leg with the catapult! The fortress now moves much more slowly.

ARGH. SERIOUSLY, IMPOSSIBLE TREE REGENERATION ALREADY.
THEN BECOME YGGDRASILL, THE WORLD TREE.

(4)You regain 6 health!
(1)You become LLISARDGGY, the tiny tree.

SOMETHING IS STEALING MY GLOWSTONE. KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILLITKILLITKILLIT!!!

(2)You are unable to kill it.

Make Zombies DIG

(5)Your zombies dig down to bedrock!

Kill some cows, make some leather armor, apologize to the wall, thank the door, then go over to Sentient's place, apologize to the creepers, and drink some fabulous coffee. WOW. IT'S GOOD.

[When you have this many actions, you might want to have each action on a separate line. Otherwise, I might miss one.]

(6)You commit cow genocide in the nearby area. You gain 40 Leather and 65 Raw Beef, but the Environmentalists are mobilizing...
(4)You make a set of leather armour.
(3)You tell the wall that you're sorry. It doesn't budge.
(3)You give the door a half-hearted thanks, but it can tell you're not really that thankful.
(6)You sprint there so fast that you knock over several trees on the way!
(4)The environmentalists now only moderately dislike you.
(4)You drink the coffee. You feel hyper!

Politely ask an Admin to give me a teleport down.
I am polite player.

(2)The Admins don't like using their admin powers to interfere in the game.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

BFEL (Impossible Tree)
Health: 7 (20)
Armour: 80%
Inventory: 5 Dirt, 56 Wooden Planks, 1 Stick,
Base: Tree
  -Leaf Bed
BFEL's Spider
HP: 14 (16)
BFEL's Cat
HP: 10 (10)
Creeper Mood: Friendly
BFEL's Cow
HP: 10 (10)

cattouchdis
Health: 22 (20)
Inventory: None
Base: 3 X 3 Shelter
 -Crafting Table
 -Bed
- Furnace

Cheesecake
Health: 10
Inventory: 50 Wooden Planks, Imagination Pickaxe, Cat, 10 Iron, Iron Horse Armour, Saddle, 10 Imagiron Ore
Base: Castle

Coolrune206
Health: 18
Armour: 20% (Leather)
Inventory: 23 Wooden Planks, Crafting Table, Wooden Axe, 2 Sticks, WOODEN PICKAXE OF DESTRUCTION, 16 Leather, 65 Raw Beef
Base: Wooden House

Dorisdorf
Health: 1
Inventory: 10 Indestructible Logs

Greenstarfanatic  IS DEAD (Made of Chests)
Health: 40 (20)
Inventory: 428 Logs, 24 Coal
Former Inventory: 3 Wooden Planks, 2 Sticks, ULTRA WOODEN TOOL SET, 15 Dirt, 2 Rotten Flesh, 32 Torches, 20 ULTRA LADDERS
Chest Chest: (Stuck)
Base: House
 -Chest

IronyOwl
Health: 20
Inventory: 200 Logs, 30 Saplings, 10 Apples

kj1225
Health: 15
Armour: 0%
Former Inventory: Stone Pickaxe,  16 Wooden Planks, 7 Torches, 320 Cobblestone, 3 Iron, Iron, Miniature Pickaxe, Iron Pickaxe, Pickaxe of Destruction, ULTRA IRON ARMOUR SET, 10 Coal, 10 Iron Ore, Pumpkin
Skelly
Health: 17 (20)
Inventory: Wooden Axe, 40 Logs, Power III Bow
 Base: Mountain

Lord Slowpoke
Health: 20
Inventory: Withered Cow Dung,  20 Logs

Lukeinator  (Zombie Emperor)
Health: 27 (20)
Inventory: 18 Logs, Stone Pickaxe, 7 ULTRA IRON BARS, ULTRA IRON SWORD, 2 Wooden Planks, 3 Sticks
Base: Stone Mansion

Lord Slowpoke [Creeper Environmentalist Captain] 
Health: 20
Inventory: None

mastacheese (Fortress Spirit)
Health: 20
XP: 5
Former Inventory: 2 Sticks, ULTRA ULTRA WOODEN PICKAXE,  Iron Sword, 2 Rotten Flesh, 5 Dirt, Reinfortress Partial Interior, 32 Cobblestone, 48 Gravel, 16 Flint
Base: Small Mined Reinfortress
 -Partially Missing Interior
 -Obsidian Walls
 -BFEL Tree
 -Collapsed Room
 -Looks Nice
 -Mentally Stable Catapult
Creeper Mood: Wrath
Ballista: Basic Wooden Ballista
Modifications: None

Remuthra
Health: 16
Inventory: Ignorance Chestplate, Shoddy Wooden Pickaxe, 3 Sticks, ULTRA STONE PICKAXE, 7 Iron Bars, 10 Seeds, Shoddy Iron Sword, Shoddy Stone Pickaxe,  5 Bones, 5 Rotten Flesh, 5 String, 5 Arrows, 5 Gunpowder, Ender Pearl
XP: 30
Base: Small Alcove
 -Infurnace

Sarzael (Made of Sand)
Health: 15
Inventory: None

Sentinent Bowtie (Coffee Master)
Health: 20
Inventory: Crafting Table, Shoddy Wooden Tool Set [-Pickaxe], 3 Wooden Planks, 1 Stick, 2 Diamonds, 116 Wooden Planks, 6 WONDER STICKS, ULTRA WONDER STONE PICKAXE, 20 Coal, 12 Iron Ore, 3 Iron, 53 Glass
House: Cave
 -Creepers Welcome
 -Shoddy Furnace
 -Coffee Machine
 -Flooded with Coffee

squidgen (Nether)
Health: 20
Inventory: 2 Gunpowder, Sapling Bow, Witherblade
Environmentalists: Angry

wolfchild
Health: 20
Former Inventory: Wooden Tool Set, 8 Dirt, 56 Cobblestone
Base: Mined Cave
 -Furnace
 -Crafting Table
Base: Tree Farm
 -Solar Lights
 -Tree x 2
 -Reinforced Walls

Zanzetkuken [Ender Dragon]
Health: 20 (30)
Inventory: None
Cave: 30 Saplings, 10 Apples,  Potato, Iron Sword
Base: Resourceful Hill Castle

Whiny Admin
Health: -
Inventory: ALL THE STUFF
Base: Giant Coal Vein

Creeper Environmentalist Captain [Lord Slowpoke]
Health: 90 (100)
Inventory: 640 Barricades, 16 TNT
Base: Mostly Wrecked Forest
 -Strengthened Barricade
10 DEAD Creeper Minions

The night finally ends! It is now Day 3!