Eh.
Clean up coffee.
Make more coffee.
Slowly and carefully serve coffeee to Creepers.
(3+1)You clean up the coffee.
(6)Your entire house is flooded with coffee!
(1)You hurl a cup at a Creeper, striking it in the head. The Creepers are now quite upset.
Secure fortress
(5)You use the Mentally Stable Catapult to drive off all nearby mobs.
Take Skelly on an epic quest tomake the mountain home into the base of resistance against HIM.
This could go slightly different if this had mob talker on.
(5)Skelly gains a Power III Bow! You set up a sniper tower for him.
Send army to kill the person who stole resources from me.
(6)Your army decides that, philosophically, everyone is really stealing resources from themselves. A few dragons attack you.
Combat initiated![3]Dragon #1 scores a glancing blow, inflicting 5 damage!
[5]
CRITICAL HIT! Dragon #2 attacks your weak point for massive damage! You take 15 damage! [Note: As an player-controlled (bipedal? I forget.) Ender Dragon, you now have 30 health. You can construct crystals, but they require a lot of materials.
[6]Dragon #3 hits you so hard that the damage breaks the cap and loops around to healing! You regain 10 health!
Phew. Collect stuff from chest chest. Reinforce house/door/reinforcements. Make house impenetrable.
(6)You collect the stuff all the stuff, then slam the Chest Chest so hard that it gets stuck.
(3)You reinforce the door.
(3)You make it impossible to break down the walls. In this case, "impossible" means slightly difficult.
O.O YOU MISSED MAH ACTION!!!
IMPOSSIBLY regenerate to full health.
grow IMPOSSIBLY large.
(1)You lose all but 1 of your health!
(4)You grow even bigger! You break through the roof!
Make some zombies miners
(4)10 zombies are now miners.
Remember I have Nether powers, so I am immune to lava. KILL THE CREEPERS!
(5)You absorb the lava, saving it for later.
(4)You summon the lava over the creepers, killing them.
Ohhh... Piss.... Throw the resources back at zan, then just run as fast as I can to mastah cheese's base, pound on the door hoping to be let in, and marvel at the fact that the walls appear to be made of solid obsidian.
Also, as I run...
Install FTB unleashed modpack! Because FTB Rocks and I'll cry with joy if there's an RTD with it!!
(4)Zanzetkuken re-obtains 5 The Resources.
(6)You run so fast that you slam into the wall! You take 5 damage!
(5)The door pities you and lets you in.
(3)You are unable to fully comprehend the fact that the walls are made of obsidian.
Install FTB unleashed modpack! Because FTB Rocks and I'll cry with joy if there's an RTD with it!!
Impede Action. Enforce Current Standards.
(1)You give the action a +1!
(2+1)The menus now look like they do in FTB Ultimate!
Go to fortress sleep.
(1)You remain wide awake.
BFEL (Impossible Tree)
Health: 1 (20)
Armour: 80%
Inventory: 5 Dirt, 56 Wooden Planks, 1 Stick,
Base: Tree
-Leaf Bed
BFEL's Spider
HP: 14 (16)
BFEL's Cat
HP: 10 (10)
Creeper Mood: Friendly
BFEL's Cow
HP: 10 (10)
cattouchdis
Health: 22 (20)
Inventory: None
Base: 3 X 3 Shelter
-Crafting Table
-Bed
- Furnace
Cheesecake
Health: 10
Inventory: 50 Wooden Planks, Imagination Pickaxe, Cat, 10 Iron, Iron Horse Armour, Saddle, 10 Imagiron Ore
Base: Castle
Coolrune206
Health: 18
Inventory: 23 Wooden Planks, Crafting Table, Wooden Axe, 2 Sticks, WOODEN PICKAXE OF DESTRUCTION, 5 Resources
Base: Wooden House
Dorisdorf
Health: 1
Inventory: 10 Indestructible Logs
Greenstarfanatic IS DEAD (Made of Chests)
Health: 40 (20)
Inventory: 428 Logs, 24 Coal
Former Inventory: 3 Wooden Planks, 2 Sticks, ULTRA WOODEN TOOL SET, 15 Dirt, 2 Rotten Flesh, 32 Torches
Chest Chest: (Stuck)
Base: House
-Chest
IronyOwl
Health: 20
Inventory: 200 Logs, 30 Saplings, 10 Apples
kj1225
Health: 15
Armour: 0%
Former Inventory: Stone Pickaxe, 16 Wooden Planks, 7 Torches, 320 Cobblestone, 3 Iron, Iron, Miniature Pickaxe, Iron Pickaxe, Pickaxe of Destruction, ULTRA IRON ARMOUR SET, 10 Coal, 10 Iron Ore, Pumpkin
Skelly
Health: 17 (20)
Inventory: Wooden Axe, 40 Logs, Power III Bow
Base: Mountain
Lord Slowpoke
Health: 20
Inventory: Withered Cow Dung, 20 Logs
Lukeinator (Zombie Emperor)
Health: 27 (20)
Inventory: 18 Logs, Stone Pickaxe, 7 ULTRA IRON BARS, ULTRA IRON SWORD, 2 Wooden Planks, 3 Sticks
Base: Stone Mansion
Lord Slowpoke [Creeper Environmentalist Captain]
Health: 20
Inventory: None
mastacheese (Fortress Spirit)
Health: 20
Former Inventory: 2 Sticks, ULTRA ULTRA WOODEN PICKAXE, Iron Sword, 2 Rotten Flesh, 5 Dirt, Reinfortress Partial Interior, 32 Cobblestone, 48 Gravel, 16 Flint
Base: Small Mined Reinfortress
-Partially Missing Interior
-Obsidian Walls
-BFEL Tree
-Collapsed Room
-Looks Nice
-Mentally Stable Catapult
Creeper Mood: Wrath
Ballista: Basic Wooden Ballista
Modifications: None
Remuthra
Health: 16
Inventory: Ignorance Chestplate, Shoddy Wooden Pickaxe, 3 Sticks, ULTRA STONE PICKAXE, 7 Iron Bars, 10 Seeds, Shoddy Iron Sword, Shoddy Stone Pickaxe, 5 Bones, 5 Rotten Flesh, 5 String, 5 Arrows, 5 Gunpowder, Ender Pearl
XP: 30
Base: Small Alcove
-Infurnace
Sarzael (Made of Sand)
Health: 15
Inventory: None
Sentinent Bowtie (Coffee Master)
Health: 20
Inventory: Crafting Table, Shoddy Wooden Tool Set [-Pickaxe], 3 Wooden Planks, 1 Stick, 2 Diamonds, 116 Wooden Planks, 6 WONDER STICKS, ULTRA WONDER STONE PICKAXE, 20 Coal, 12 Iron Ore, 3 Iron, 53 Glass
House: Cave
-Creepers Welcome
-Shoddy Furnace
-Coffee Machine
-Flooded with Coffee
squidgen (Nether)
Health: 20
Inventory: 2 Gunpowder, Sapling Bow, Witherblade
Environmentalists: Angry
wolfchild
Health: 20
Former Inventory: Wooden Tool Set, 8 Dirt, 56 Cobblestone
Base: Mined Cave
-Furnace
-Crafting Table
Base: Tree Farm
-Solar Lights
-Tree x 2
-Reinforced Walls
Zanzetkuken [Ender Dragon]
Health: 20 (30)
Inventory: None
Cave: 30 Saplings, 10 Apples, Potato, Iron Sword, 5 The Resources
Base: Resourceful Hill Castle
Whiny Admin
Health: -
Inventory: ALL THE STUFF
Base: Giant Coal Vein
Creeper Environmentalist Captain [Lord Slowpoke]
Health: 90 (100)
Inventory: 640 Barricades, 16 TNT
Base: Mostly Wrecked Forest
-Strengthened Barricade
10 DEAD Creeper Minions
So, school is starting soon.
Even though I will probably soon have internet, there may not be updates every day. Likely reasons for this include:
-Not having enough free time for me to want to post, due to homework, studying, etc.
-Actually not having enough free time to post, due to homework, studying, etc.
-Not having internet for some reason.