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Should I kill this and make it a suggestion game?

Yes!
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #435 on: August 23, 2013, 09:37:49 pm »

Okay, update's delayed until later tonight. Probably.
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mastahcheese

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #436 on: August 23, 2013, 10:08:56 pm »

YES I DO!
Pick up the wall and move it into position in Mastahcheesefort
Fixed.

Grow catapults as shoulderpads!

I have become a fortress. Yes.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #437 on: August 23, 2013, 10:10:19 pm »

Smelt iron.
Deconstruct current coffee machine.
Make new one.
Serve coffee to creepers.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #438 on: August 23, 2013, 11:12:58 pm »

Screw it. Call up all my power, then just fling the destruction pick towards the mountain at spawn. If all goes well, then I should have alot of dirt and cobble.

(4)You call up all your power...
(2+1)And fling your pick towards... a bunch of cows next to the mountain? The pickaxe explodes in a burst of DESTRUCTION, annihilating (no items for you, destruction pick DESTROYS) the cows, along with nearby terrain.

Transplant self into river.
Grow.


(1)You transplant yourself onto stone floor! You are starting to wilt!
(4)You manage to grow despite being in a fortress and lacking any of the three things a plant needs! You have become an IMPOSSIBLE TREE!

SHITSHITSHIT. KILL THEM. ULTRA SWORD, GO!

(2)You fail to kill the... three zombies, I think? I'm working from memory here.
[4]Zombie A attacks you for 4 damage!
[3]Zombie B attacks with a glancing blow, inflicting 2 damage!
[5]Zombie C attacks with a mighty slam, inflicting 8 damage!
Derp, first hit killed you, didn't notice. Whoops.
The items in your Chest Chest remain safe!

Promise the pigmen a realy nice nether fort if they go and kill the creepers. And direct lava into all the forests on the map.

So, you are all suddenly in the Nether, and no one cares?

(3)You promise the pigmen a nether cave. One goes and engages a creeper. [1]It is blown up. The pigmen are saddened to see the loss of one of their own, and they believe it to be your fault.
(4)You direct lava towards the creeper forest!

Declare Stone mansion capital of Luketopia and myself king of Luketopia.

(5)Some Zombies declare themselves to be your loyal subjects.

YES I DO!

Pick up the wall and move it into position in Mastahcheese's fort

(6)You place the wall down so hard that all the other walls fall over! Let's face it, this fortress will never have all the walls.

Wait...didn't I become the enderdragon?  If you say I have fists then...I've become a bipedal dragon.  Awesome.

Become a bipedal dragon permanently.
Go to my old base.
Unfold 'the resources' into a mountain with a cave.
Make that cave my base.


(Permanently in the sense I now respawn as one.)

(4)You become a bipedal Ender Dragon.
(6)You attempt to go inside your base, but accidentally destroy it due to being Ender Dragon-sized.
(6)You unload all of The Resources into the cave, including your resources not named The Resources.
(3)You demolish part of a nearby hill to show that this is YOUR TERRITORY!

Start gathering what I'll need for further expeditions into the Nether. Also mine for resorces and other things.

(1)You throw away your Flint & Steel. Like, seriously, why would you EVER need that for a Nether expedition?
(5)You obtain 10 Iron Ore, 10 Coal, and a Pumpkin that you find in a chest!

YES I DO!
Pick up the wall and move it into position in Mastahcheesefort
Fixed.

Grow catapults as shoulderpads!

I have become a fortress. Yes.

(2)You fail to do so. It would help if you collected XP Orbs.

Smelt iron.
Deconstruct current coffee machine.
Make new one.
Serve coffee to creepers.

(6)You smelt the iron so intensely that it is annihilated!
(6)You deconstruct the machine with such intensity that it is annihilated!
(1)You can't do that with no materials! Several nearby creepers laugh at you.
(6)You serve the creepers Imaginary Coffee! They are confused and insulted!
Have you done anything to provoke Wizards of the Coast lately?

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SOLDIER First

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #439 on: August 23, 2013, 11:16:07 pm »

AGH
Apologize for imaginary coffee and tell them there will be real coffee soon.
Mine more iron.
Smelt more glass.
Smelt iron too.
Make new coffee machine.
Serve coffee.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #440 on: August 23, 2013, 11:18:33 pm »

AGH
Apologize for imaginary coffee and tell them there will be real coffee soon.
Mine more iron.
Smelt more glass.
Smelt iron too.
Make new coffee machine.
Serve coffee.

Hopefully the dice decide not to hate you.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #441 on: August 23, 2013, 11:23:47 pm »

DEMAND, that the walls stand back up
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mastahcheese

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #442 on: August 23, 2013, 11:26:44 pm »

DEMAND, that the walls stand back up
Assist this.
And see about collecting XP orbs.
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The Derail Thread

kj1225

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #443 on: August 23, 2013, 11:30:09 pm »

Continue prep for making the Nether my new home.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #444 on: August 24, 2013, 12:26:03 am »

Burry the creepers under a mountain of HATRID, LAVA and BLAZE RODS!! And give the pigmen some gold. There's got to be some in the overworldthatisnowthenetherbutstillhastreesandzombiesandstuffandthereusn'tenoughlavaIshouldfixthat.
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Coolrune206

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #445 on: August 24, 2013, 01:33:08 am »

Walk pleasantantly towards mastahs base. Craft some picks on the Way.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #446 on: August 24, 2013, 05:02:58 am »

Make some Zombie miners. Make others smiths. Have them make gear for an army
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BFEL

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #447 on: August 24, 2013, 07:04:15 am »

IMPOSSIBLY regenerate to full health.
IMPOSSIBLY become armored.
grow to truly IMPOSSIBLE size.
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Coolrune206

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #448 on: August 24, 2013, 04:21:33 pm »

Poke.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #449 on: August 24, 2013, 10:24:01 pm »

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