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Should I kill this and make it a suggestion game?

Yes!
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #315 on: August 15, 2013, 09:54:07 pm »

Get TNT
Attack Creepers
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #316 on: August 15, 2013, 11:23:15 pm »

Mine obsidian BLOCK.

[No need to shout!]
(4)You mine the obsidian block! Good for you.

KEEP Firing

[My ears are bleeding! Why the noise?]
(1)You launch a block straight up into the air. It falls on you, damaging both you and the catapult. You take 10 damage! You die.

Attempt to make creeper friendly furniture again.
Get rid of non-creeper friendly furniture.


(5)You make the Creeper Duplication Chair! When a creeper sits in it, it is duplicated!
(6)You destroy all furniture designed for humans. Everywhere.

AUGH. BLOCK THE INSIDE OF THE DOOR WITH WOOD SO THEY CAN'T GET IN.

[USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE.]
(3)The zombies break down the door, but you place the block of wood in front! However, some new cave spiders have spawned and are heading your way!

Possess my ballista!

(5)You have become a Ballista Spirit! You can upgrade your ballista using experience and mob drops!

Make stone pick.

(4)You make a stone pickaxe. Well, this was certainly the most interesting action I've seen in a while.

Continue making exit from the Nether.

(3)The nether portal is in sight! However, wither skeletons are cutting you off!

remove block from entrance
Go fishing.


(5)You annihilate the Indestructible Leaf Block in your way!
(6)You get a ridiculous number of fish. These fish are eaten by a ridiculous number of cats. These cats are attacked by a ridiculous number of creepers!

Get TNT
Attack Creepers


[QUIET D- Wait, TNT should be capitalized. Never mind.]

(6)You reach back in time and grab the TNT from the lake. You realize too late that it is primed TNT! It explodes, inflicting 15 damage and killing you.

Protip: Mining for iron or killing cows to get armour (silly firefox, pretending Canadian spelling doesn't exist) may be a good idea if you wish to avoid death.

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I am seriously considering building all of this stuff in an actual Minecraft world.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #317 on: August 15, 2013, 11:24:39 pm »

Use my imagination pickaxe to mine Imagination.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #318 on: August 15, 2013, 11:28:15 pm »

Mine some more iron and make iron armor. Then finish the Nether portal. After that start making my nether base out of nether brick sine I don't have to worry about ghasts due to them being in the overworld.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #319 on: August 15, 2013, 11:34:28 pm »

Respawn at the fortress
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #320 on: August 15, 2013, 11:54:47 pm »

Reinforce myself with the bodies of my enemies. Keep killing creepers.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #321 on: August 16, 2013, 01:37:09 am »

THIS IS MY INSIDE VOICE. NOW, JUST SEAL UP THE HOUSE. I'LL BE SAFE. I'LL BE SAFE...THERE'S NO PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE WAY FOR THEM TO GET IN...
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #322 on: August 16, 2013, 01:38:54 am »

THIS IS MY INSIDE VOICE. NOW, JUST SEAL UP THE HOUSE. I'LL BE SAFE. I'LL BE SAFE...THERE'S NO PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE WAY FOR THEM TO GET IN...

[1] unfortunately, your inside voice cracks your walls, they are coming to get you, OH THE HUMANITY
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #323 on: August 16, 2013, 08:52:27 am »

Dig some more stone and make stone sword
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #324 on: August 16, 2013, 10:18:18 am »

Kill wither skelies and steal their withery powers!
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #325 on: August 16, 2013, 08:33:09 pm »

Attempt to build coffee machine for creepers.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #326 on: August 16, 2013, 09:54:11 pm »

PTW.

I'll think of something clever tomorrow when I'm feeling smart.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #327 on: August 16, 2013, 10:33:21 pm »

Use my imagination pickaxe to mine Imagination.

(5)You get 10 Imagiron Ore.

Mine some more iron and make iron armor. Then finish the Nether portal. After that start making my nether base out of nether brick sine I don't have to worry about ghasts due to them being in the overworld.

(5)You get enough iron for iron armour!
(5)You make ULTRA IRON ARMOUR!
(3)You finish the portal, but you lack a flint & steel!
(3)You walk through the empty portal frame. Nothing happens.

Respawn at the fortress

(2)You respawn at the regular spawn point.

Reinforce myself with the bodies of my enemies. Keep killing creepers.

(2)You didn't collect any XP Orbs! You need them for upgrades!
(4)You kill 3 creepers! ROUGHLY 45 CREEPER ENVIRONMENTALISTS REMAINING

THIS IS MY INSIDE VOICE. NOW, JUST SEAL UP THE HOUSE. I'LL BE SAFE. I'LL BE SAFE...THERE'S NO PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE WAY FOR THEM TO GET IN...

(4)THIS IS NOT YOUR INSIDE VOICE.
(5)You seal the house! It'll be quite tricky for something to get in.
[2]The mobs fail to get in!

Dig some more stone and make stone sword

(1)The stone digs you! It crafts a Steve Pickaxe! You take 5 damage!
(2)You can't make a stone sword with no stone!

Kill wither skelies and steal their withery powers!

(2)You miss. Badly.
[5]The wither skeletons strike, inflicting 10 damage on you! But you can't wither a golem!

Attempt to build coffee machine for creepers.

(2)You are unable to build the coffee machine. You'll need Glass and Iron!

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« Last Edit: August 16, 2013, 10:36:57 pm by Elephant Parade »
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #328 on: August 16, 2013, 10:34:38 pm »

Mine glass.
Use stone to make furnace.
Go mining for iron and coal.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #329 on: August 16, 2013, 10:35:48 pm »

Collect as many of the resources as I possibly can without losing them.
« Last Edit: August 16, 2013, 10:42:33 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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