Make my hill into a mountain. Have Skelly stay inside.
(5)You make the most mightiest of mountains! A mountain so great it modifies my map!
(2)Skelly ignores you! It keeps following!
Craft a furnace. Mine the iron. Craft an iron sword.
(6)You craft the Infurnace! It needs no fuel, for it draws power from the Nether! This may cause issues later.
(3)You mine half the iron.
(6)Your Infurnace draws a powerful connection to the nether, and smelts the ore instantly! This does not appear to have any negative effects at all. No siree. None at all. Zilch. The very idea strikes you as silly.
(2)You fail to craft the sword. [I'm thinking of making 2 work as a 3 and 3 work as a 4 on crafting rolls, just to cut the annoyance factor. Feedback?]
Hack code. Activate hardcore mode.
(3)You merely activate hardcore mode for all non-player-controlled mobs. Seeing as they can't respawn anyway, this is meaningless.
Hack code. Activate hardcore mode.
Impede Action.
Make all mobs non hostile to me.
(1)You fail to impede the action. In fact, you accidentally turn Hardcore mode on! But then a mysterious force turns it off.
(2)You fail to make mobs non-hostile to you. Again. The dice hate this idea as much as I do, it seems.
Lay down for a moment. Take in the fact that I just got killed by fast-moving dirt particles. Punch physics for letting me down after all these years of bein' bros.
Respawn and get some wood.
(1)Instead of laying down, you become an astronaut and go up into the stratosphere.
(6)You focus on this fact so completely that you forget everything else you know.
(5)You punch physics so hard that it needs a day to recover. Great, now everyone can fly.
(6)You respawn so completely that you spawn in three dimensions at once. Your mind explodes. You respawn again, this time with no shenanigans.
(3)You destroy a small tree, obtaining 4 Logs.
While mastahcheese is distracted, steal his entire fort, and try really hard to be an enderman.
(4)You steal the entire interior of the fort. Wow.
(3)You still aren't an Enderman, but you get incredibly angry at anybody who stares at you.
mastacheese
Health: 20
Inventory: 2 Sticks, ULTRA ULTRA WOODEN PICKAXE, 96 Cobblestone, Iron Sword, 2 Rotten Flesh, 5 Dirt
Base: Small Mined Fort, reinforced with ULTRA PLANKS.
IronyOwl
Health: 20
Inventory: 200 Logs, 30 Saplings, 10 Apples
BFEL
Health: 24 (20)
Inventory: 5 Dirt, 2 String
Base: Tree
-Leaf Bed
BFEL's Spider
HP: 16
cattouchdis
Health: 22 (20)
Inventory: None
Base: 3 X 3 Shelter
-Crafting Table
-Bed
- Furnace
Zanzetkuken
Health: 20
Inventory: 11 Wooden Planks, 30 Saplings, 10 Apples
Base: Wooden palace
-Immovable Door
Gamerlord
Health: 12
Inventory: 1 Dirt, 8 Logs
Cheesecake
Health: 40 (20)
Inventory: 50 Wooden Planks, Imagination Pickaxe
Base: Cave
Remuthra
Health: 16
Inventory: 2Wooden Planks, Ignorance Chestplate, Shoddy Wooden Pickaxe, 15 Cobblestone. 2 Sticks, ULTRA STONE PICKAXE, 9 Iron Bars
Base: Small Alcove
-Infurnace
kj1225
Health: 20
Inventory: Stone Pickaxe, 30 Dirt, 162 Cobblestone, 16 Wooden Planks, 8 Torches
Skelly
Health: 20
Inventory: Wooden Axe
Base: Mountain
squidgen
Health: 20
Inventory: Interior of mastahcheese's Fort
Greenstarfanatic
Health: 6
Inventory: 40 Dirt
Sarzael IS DEAD
Health: -
Inventory: None
Day 2, 7 minutes until night
Flying Activated
[Remember, from Tuesday until late Friday, I'll be unable to post. However,there is a chance I'll be able to post early on Tuesday. No promises, though.]