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Should I kill this and make it a suggestion game?

Yes!
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No!
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Remuthra

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #105 on: August 05, 2013, 08:24:39 pm »

Craft a furnace. Mine the iron. Craft an iron sword.

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #106 on: August 05, 2013, 08:29:02 pm »

Hack code. Activate hardcore mode.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #107 on: August 05, 2013, 08:51:29 pm »

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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #108 on: August 05, 2013, 09:18:02 pm »

Hack code. Activate hardcore mode.

Impede Action.
Make all mobs non hostile to me.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #109 on: August 05, 2013, 09:35:33 pm »

Greenstarfanatic, I edited my last post to include you.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #110 on: August 05, 2013, 09:39:25 pm »

Lay down for a moment. Take in the fact that I just got killed by fast-moving dirt particles. Punch physics for letting me down after all these years of bein' bros.

Respawn and get some wood.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #111 on: August 05, 2013, 09:49:01 pm »

While mastahcheese is distracted, steal his entire fort, and try really hard to be an enderman.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #112 on: August 05, 2013, 10:07:20 pm »

Make my hill into a mountain. Have Skelly stay inside.

(5)You make the most mightiest of mountains! A mountain so great it modifies my map!
(2)Skelly ignores you! It keeps following!

Craft a furnace. Mine the iron. Craft an iron sword.

(6)You craft the Infurnace! It needs no fuel, for it draws power from the Nether! This may cause issues later.
(3)You mine half the iron.
(6)Your Infurnace draws a powerful connection to the nether, and smelts the ore instantly! This does not appear to have any negative effects at all. No siree. None at all. Zilch. The very idea strikes you as silly.
(2)You fail to craft the sword. [I'm thinking of making 2 work as a 3 and 3 work as a 4 on crafting rolls, just to cut the annoyance factor. Feedback?]

Hack code. Activate hardcore mode.

(3)You merely activate hardcore mode for all non-player-controlled mobs. Seeing as they can't respawn anyway, this is meaningless.

Hack code. Activate hardcore mode.

Impede Action.
Make all mobs non hostile to me.


(1)You fail to impede the action. In fact, you accidentally turn Hardcore mode on! But then a mysterious force turns it off.
(2)You fail to make mobs non-hostile to you. Again. The dice hate this idea as much as I do, it seems.

Lay down for a moment. Take in the fact that I just got killed by fast-moving dirt particles. Punch physics for letting me down after all these years of bein' bros.

Respawn and get some wood.


(1)Instead of laying down, you become an astronaut and go up into the stratosphere.
(6)You focus on this fact so completely that you forget everything else you know.
(5)You punch physics so hard that it needs a day to recover. Great, now everyone can fly.
(6)You respawn so completely that you spawn in three dimensions at once. Your mind explodes. You respawn again, this time with no shenanigans.
(3)You destroy a small tree, obtaining 4 Logs.

While mastahcheese is distracted, steal his entire fort, and try really hard to be an enderman.

(4)You steal the entire interior of the fort. Wow.
(3)You still aren't an Enderman, but you get incredibly angry at anybody who stares at you.

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #113 on: August 05, 2013, 10:10:41 pm »

YOU'RE WELCOME, GUYS.

Break more trees. Craft a Workbench. Break down the remaining wood to create as may various wooden tools as possible. Try digging that staircase again.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #114 on: August 05, 2013, 10:11:43 pm »

Plant my flag on top of my mountain.
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Remuthra

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #115 on: August 05, 2013, 10:20:25 pm »

Try again. Also craft a stone axe. Gather seeds. Make a wheat farm. Look for those sheep again. Chop down some more wood. Ignore ability to fly.

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #116 on: August 05, 2013, 11:10:17 pm »

You know what?  By force of will, make the entire currently explored area into a grand city in one second.
Make mobs super hostile to everyone.
Make mob powers super strong.
Make mobs super intelligent.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #117 on: August 05, 2013, 11:22:06 pm »

Grief all the players!
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #118 on: August 05, 2013, 11:27:40 pm »

Remember that it's day and I don't need to run from zombies anymore. Punch more wood then make it into planks. Build a small house to hide in when night falls.

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #119 on: August 05, 2013, 11:58:19 pm »

Reinforce fortress with cobblestone.
Use all of it.
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