I've been trying my best to steal a fighter jet as Trevor from the Fort out in Blaine County. I managed to dodge most of the missiles that came at me, except for 1, and managed to escape by flying low. This was about my 7th attempt. I finally managed to land, somehow, with my engine failing, on the runway at Sandy Shores, I turned the jet, put it in reverse and the engine cut out about 10 metres away from the hangar entrance.
I shot it with an RPG and proceeded to beat the christ out of a woman with a golf club.
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I just tried it again there, dodged all the missiles, flew about an inch off the ground to escape the policecops. I got to the runway only to discover there were policecars everywhere, meaning that I had to try to dodge them by jumping the plane upwards, then moving down again. I escaped, but they were on my tail, and with only seconds to spare I reversed into the hangar, only to discover that the roof was too low and the beams smashed into the tops of my tail wing things. The entire plane blew up.
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I've been doing this for well over an hour now, 90% of the time taken up with gratuitous PS3 loading times every time I die. I just smashed the plane into the ground after spinning wildly to avoid missiles, then accidentally flying upside down. I'm feeling a bitter anger welling up inside. I want to destroy something beautiful, like slashing a masterpiece oil on canvas or breaking up an ice sculpture in my tizer, or punching Nick Offerman. I want to shit on a sunset.
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I did it, somehow. I crashed the plane into the hangar, despite having sustained a direct hit from a missile that was disabling my engine. It was cutting out while I landed, jerking around everywhere and I had to shoot the police cars out of the way with the plane's machine guns. I then managed to escape the hangar, steal a 4x4 parked nearby, jump out at some train tracks and by sheer luck a train was going past. The car was falling to pieces at this point after being completely riddled with bullets from police officers with SMGs and assault rifles; my wheels were out, the windows all smashed, bullet holes everywhere, the engine weakening. I jumped into one of the train carriages and proceeded to shoot down several helicopters with my light machine gun, sometimes with my Barrett M82. I also blew up about 10 police/NOOSE cars with my rocket launcher.
I had accumulated 5 stars by this point. Eventually we passed through a tunnel and I was able to jump out, safe from the policecops and their helicopters. I managed to escape successfully by the skin of my teeth. I could actually see 1 NOOSE operative running at me from the other side of the tunnel who'd managed to absail down from one of the choppers, but the timer ran out before he could spot me.
The jet is mine.
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