-The first thing I did was the usual faffing about. Jumping into people is particularly fun as you'll end up face planting on the ground.
-I picked up a prostitute, the 'sex' scenes are too long; about 30 seconds in and it stops being funny and becomes awkward (I get the feeling they designed this so people can wank to it, which makes it even weirder). I found a Jerry can full of gas, which you can pour out and make trails, blew up a gas station, burned some hookers, so on, and so forth. Ended up getting a wanted level, this when I discovered that police no longer fuck around (like at all), I'm not sure if they even have a nonlethal status anymore. Died.
-This time I decided to hike up a mountain, it got too steep and I fell... And fell. Died (queue 2 minute black screen).
-The hospital I ended up at this time was in a small town surrounded by forest on the other side of the mountain. I went to the local Aummu-Nation (Yes, they are back.), and tricked out a SMG with a suppressor, extended mag, aim-point scope, and I painted it pink. I walked out into the woods and killed two deer, a doe and her mate, with special forces-like skill. Found a cougar and decided to punch it to death... That didn't go as planed, it pounced on me, knocked me over, and did an insta-kill throat-rip (Don't worry, there was no overly obnoxious animation or Farcry 3 styled QTE).
-After this, I found a dirt bike and started driving up the mountain (dirt bikes can go up slopes that are pretty much vertical, silly but fun). Found a ski lift with a parachute and jumped down. Landed near the ocean. I found a cliff and decided to jump in the water, however I didn't look down before jumping. Died. Fun fact: the injuries you sustain when you die will become (non-permanent) scars when you exit the hospital, it's an interesting way to examine your cause of death. My guy's face and arms were covered in horrible disfiguring scars after the fall.
At this point it was 9:00, and I have a class at 8:00 a.m., so I decided to head home.