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Author Topic: (ISG) The Wars of Failsword  (Read 26734 times)

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Re: (ISG) The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #165 on: October 01, 2013, 10:32:16 pm »

"I'M THE ONE WITH THE ANIMATED GIF, WHO THE %^&^ ARE YOU?"

Yes. +1.
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Re: (ISG) The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #166 on: October 01, 2013, 10:41:30 pm »

JK
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Heh, I posted that as a joke. Then again, this is Bay12 and this plan is crazy enough to work...
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Re: (ISG) The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #167 on: October 01, 2013, 10:48:57 pm »

JK
Hey, I have 3 separate images of that in my extended sig (all created by Remuthra)
So it's all cool with me.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: (ISG) The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #168 on: October 01, 2013, 11:18:52 pm »

Yeah, I saw 'em. They're cool.
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Re: (ISG) The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #169 on: October 02, 2013, 03:22:10 pm »

Ptw
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Re: (ISG) The Wars of Failsword: Hialftus
« Reply #170 on: November 02, 2013, 05:23:37 am »

I'm not declaring a hiatus yet because while I am busy I can probably still find time to update this.
I guess the schedule would be a bit sporadic though.
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Re: (ISG) The Wars of Failsword: Hialftus
« Reply #171 on: December 12, 2013, 09:58:15 am »

* Haspen sneaky necro-PTW-bump.
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Re: (ISG) The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #172 on: December 13, 2013, 07:15:16 am »

"I'M THE ONE WITH THE ANIMATED GIF, WHO THE %^&^ ARE YOU?"

Yes. +1.




"I'm Rythian, The Purple-Eyed Priest. Ghostly wails in the air. Crying I need more money."






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Re: (ISG) The Wars of Failsword: BOO GIMME MONEY
« Reply #173 on: December 13, 2013, 06:44:21 pm »

Tell her you're a pain too. Notice that sounds far less badass than it did in your divine head. Compensate by suddenly clutching your side, exaggerating your injuries and claiming you meant, in pain, of course. Argh. Glance at her to see if she bought it. Ask for a healing potion or the local equivalent, stiffling a fake whimper. Or a real whimper, that might work just as well.

Watch the cat for abnormal behaviour.
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Re: (ISG) The Wars of Failsword: BOO GIMME MONEY
« Reply #174 on: December 13, 2013, 07:15:34 pm »

Woo! It's back!
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Re: (ISG) The Wars of Failsword: BOO GIMME MONEY
« Reply #175 on: December 13, 2013, 11:03:45 pm »

Huzzah! The wars for Failsword are not yet lost!
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Re: (ISG) The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #176 on: December 14, 2013, 09:20:28 am »

Tell her you're a pain too. Notice that sounds far less badass than it did in your divine head. Compensate by suddenly clutching your side, exaggerating your injuries and claiming you meant, in pain, of course. Argh. Glance at her to see if she bought it. Ask for a healing potion or the local equivalent, stiffling a fake whimper. Or a real whimper, that might work just as well.

Watch the cat for abnormal behaviour.




Realizing that sounded far less badass than it did in your divine head, you clutched your side and exaggerated your injuries.





4 +3: She doesn't buy it, but still named a blatantly overpriced price for healing.





She seems to know that you don't have any money on you.



The cat seems normal enough.

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Re: (ISG) The Wars of Failsword: BOO GIMME MONEY
« Reply #177 on: December 14, 2013, 12:16:23 pm »

Yeah, cats are actually quite rad. In fact enough so, that we really could have had a hand in their creation.

Be that as it may - considering our options it is!

Ask from which powers she derives her powers
Depending on the god, we really never might hear the end of it - which means we rather stay in pain. Alternatively just divinely retrieve her answer. Presumably it is called "Divination" for that very reason afterall.

Ask for her Interest-Rate
Healing-scams are way old, even with appearent disinterest towards the mortal realm we know about them.

Consider if giving the cat our divine favour would do anything helpful for our situation
If the answer is a negative, proceed to hand out the favour in a less divine way. Actually, pet it either way.

Remember the way these armed encounters occur
If there is no real percievable pattern to them, continue to pet the feline while waiting for further ideas.
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Re: (ISG) The Wars of Failsword: BOO GIMME MONEY
« Reply #178 on: December 26, 2013, 06:25:50 pm »

Pet the cat.
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Re: (ISG) The Wars of Failsword: BOO GIMME MONEY
« Reply #179 on: December 26, 2013, 10:26:49 pm »

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